You, or a friend, excavated a site discovered by the dog and found something.

You, or a friend, kicked a poor, defenceless chicken. Good thing they have reinforced feathers.

You, or a friend, plunged an incredible 500 feet off a cliff. Heights hold no fears for Heroes.

Your dog, or another Hero's, has one more trick in his repertoire.

Everybody knows black is the coolest colour.

You, or a friend, changed titles. We still know who you really are. No one hides from us.

So, proud of yourself? Big brave hunter killed an innocent rabbit? How do you sleep at night?

Tattoos are forever. Just like this achievement.

You, or a friend, committed an act of public indecency. Oh, the shame of it.

The whole of Albion has heard the songs you've commissioned about yourself. Show-off.

You, or a friend, convinced someone to hand over a present.

You, or your friend, played fetch with the dog. That little fellow just loves to play.

You, or a friend, managed to steal something from a house while people stood nearby.

You, or a friend, performed a perfect expression and impressed a villager. Heroes are such a posers.

You went to bed with more than one person and... Well, why do you think we blacked out the screen?

Bandits deserve having their minds messed with, and it's also jolly good fun!

Five human enemies were killed with one magnificent spell.

You, or a friend, showed what it takes to be a model employee.

Marriage is so great, one might as well do it twice!

You have turned hollow man-killing into an artform. Turns out it wasn't a flesh wound.

You performed a perfect co-op expression. Isn't it nice playing together?

You, or a friend, collected all the Hero dolls. Shame you can't auction them off now.

You achieved a co-op combat bonus.

You, or a friend, have mastered the chain attack. Lightning-quick strikes are almost unstoppable.

Are achievements really worth the lives of so many innocents? Probably.

Dress as a chicken and kick five chickens during the Colosseum battles, or see another Hero do so.

A Hero won 500 gold at a tavern game in one sitting. Time for more gambling!

Make five people laugh while dressed as a hobbe, or see another Hero do so.

Scare five people while dressed as a balverine, or see another Hero do so.

Score 25 groin shots, or see another Hero do so.

Being a Hero isn't just about quests, it's about spreading the love. A lot of love.

You, or a friend, have contributed to the population of Albion.

You, or a friend, spread the joy (and pain) of intoxication to five people in under three minutes.

A gift was sent to an Xbox LIVE friend. Aren't Heroes nice people?

You, or a friend, threw a really swinging party. No one spreads joy like a Hero.

A property was sold for twice its original value. Now that's good business.

Disgust five people while dressed as a hollow man, or see another Hero do so.

You, or a friend, organised the perfect date. Let's hope it was worth the trouble.

You, or a friend, hit three targets with one shot. Reaver himself would be envious.

You, or a friend, got married! You don't remember the wedding night? You were probably drunk.

There is nothing more fulfilling than doing one's job well!

You, or a friend, managed to collect all the special dyes secreted in other worlds.

You, or a friend, have taken purity or corruption to its utmost extreme.

You, or a friend, have taken morality to its utmost extreme. Neutral Heroes are so boring.

Defeat the necromancer in the Colosseum, or see another Hero do so.

You, or a friend, reached an impressive multiplier of 10 in the intimidating Colosseum.

You, or another Hero, have recovered the lost lore of Knothole Island.

Thanks to heroic trading skills, every mystery item in The Box of Secrets has been uncovered.

You, or a friend, managed to find all of Murgo's statuettes. A career in swindling beckons.

You've condemned thousands to death for nothing but gold.

You've condemned thousands to death so that loved ones might live.

You uncovered the gargoyles' treasure. The cheeky rocks have mocked you for the last time.

You, or a friend, found every single silver key in Albion. Some would call you obsessive. Not us.

You've sacrificed loved ones so that many more will live.

A child Hero collected five gold pieces for a fateful purpose.

All the Demon Doors in Albion have been opened. No wonder there’s an unnatural draught.

20,000 Colosseum points! Few have attained such a landmark. Less than a million, probably.

You, or a friend, are the most famous person in Albion. Heroes deserve to be celebrities!

You, or a friend, have gathered every expression, pet trick and ability available. Such dedication.

You, or a friend, recovered all the totems in Knothole Island and reactivated the Weather Chamber.

Thag the Impatient has been defeated. Albion has a new Hero.

You have seen what is to come. But will you be ready for the future when it arrives?

You were there when the Hero of Skill was recruited.

You were there when the Hero of Strength was recruited.

You were there when the Hero of Will was recruited.

There is no richer Hero in the whole of Albion!