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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:44 pm

Grr...It's one thing to mourn someone for dead, but to find out they're not just dead, but someone's screwed with your head and she just can't recall you, at all, and has been informed she's dating someone else she really wasn't. I feel like my head's going to pop. This isn't right.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:44 pm

Violence as well as debauchery is it?

"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence."
Mahatma Gandhi

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:50 pm

Well, there's a first time for everything. I'm getting too twisted to walk, since I don't trust myself being able to walk and find this Josh person at the moment. Hopefully a liter is enough to accomplish this.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:59 pm

Hey, just don't down the bottle all at once, man. How did she get amnesia anyway? Did you find out the whole story yet?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:07 pm

No clue, she doesn't remember either. Her parents hated me, and chances are will think this is wonderful when she comes back from Europe. Ha, irony for you there. Luckily, her friend Antony in Rome has said she's been acting strange as well.

I've got 17 hours before I have to be up to watch the baby. That means if I drink this whole bottle, I should still be drunk then. Which wouldn't be good. That bites.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:08 pm

I'm sorry, man. You could drink half a bottle and then pass out. Then you'd have time to sleep and then wake up to babysit.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:10 pm

This is true, luckily, this place is a good distraction. Spamming is good therapy.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:14 pm

A man, a plan, a canal- Panama!

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:14 pm

If you drink 350ml of 40% alcohol volume liquid, it should take approximately 14 hours for the body to purify itself of alcohol (a unit an hour

)

So I say drink half the bottle and hope for the best.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:15 pm

Well, Athena got some therapy earlier too. This place is indeed a great distraction. I always either get online or play a video game or both when things don't go my way. Killing things with swords and bows and fire online is very therapuetic.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:15 pm

[QUOTE=Denethorn]If you drink 350ml of 40% alcohol volume liquid, it should take approximately 14 hours for the body to purify itself of alcohol (a unit an hour

)

So I say drink half the bottle and hope for the best.[/QUOTE]

And where did you get that from, Professor?

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:19 pm

I would definately need a calculator for that one. I've been drinking since before 10:30 this morning.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:20 pm

This cherry vodka is 35%, one shot (1 oz.) is processed an hour of 40% stuff. that means, I can process 9 oz. of this stuff in 8 hours.

1 liter = 33.8140226 ounce [US, liquid]. Sooo...I have almost 34 shots in my bottle. I can process 18 shots in 16 hours of this stuff. I'm feeling good right now, by my estimation I've got about 7 in me already. Anger's subsided by a naughty thought of kidnapping the girl and having my way with her as her head hits the headboard until she remembers me to be blatantly honest.

Here's to more booze and spam!

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:20 pm

A unit an hour is considered the average time for the liver and kidneys to filter and detoxify the body of one unit of alcohol.

On this here alcoholic beverage bottle before me, which is 350ml of 40% rum, it says it contains 14 UK units. So I did the math

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:21 pm

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-
Only this, and nothing more

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:22 pm

Cheers! Prost! Whatever it is in all the other languages I don't know. I'll drink to that. And again with the cherries. So smurfs and babies aren't trying to take over the world, but what about cherry farmers? Those things are addictive!

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:22 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]
Here's to more booze and spam!

[/QUOTE]

Drink on mother trucker... drink on!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:23 pm

GRR...luckily, she's in Rome, and on her way to Greece tomorrow and not near the guy playing oblivious and boyfriend. If wishes were ice picks...

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:26 pm

Is it bad if I open a bottle of vodka and at the very same instant a lightening bolt crosses my field of vision through the window less than 100 feet away? Especially since it was blue outside less than ten minutes ago? No idea what that is in meters, lads. A football field is 100 yards = 300 feet = approximately 30 meters?

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:29 pm

I'd prefer it in leagues if you please