The Harem Tent

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:24 pm

Here is a refuge where we of the Harem -- Ladies of the Dark Flame and slaves, along with visitors and lurkers alike -- may spam to our hearts' content

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Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:25 pm

Woohoo, we have our very own home on SYM

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:27 pm

Some please explain 'a dark flame of the harem' I see it in more than one sig.

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:27 pm

I'm breaking out the Tia Maria

Shall I enlighten Waverly, Georgi, or shall you?...

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dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:29 pm

Do you think we should put out a request for more willing slaves? What should their qualifications be do you think?
An affinity with dairy products perhaps?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:29 pm

Waverley - you looked at our whole sig, and the dark flame is the bit you don't understand?? LOL

Well, it is something that Anomen says "you are a... a dark flame, my lady, that I am drawn to almost against my will"

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:32 pm

@dw -- I think we should just let them apply to us if they're interested. Affinity for dairy products needn't be a requirement, that's only important for us

Shall we let Gwalchmai and Darkpoet, chief slaves, decide?...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:33 pm

Slaves wanted.

Requirements:

supple wrist (for vigorous cream whipping)

submissive nature

housetrained

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:33 pm

Erm,since this is strictly a harem(not a tavern with backroom services like Foul's establishment ), I won't be around here much

Anyway,I welcome you all to SYM territory

.Have a nice day

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:34 pm

So what caused you malcontents to band together and what goals do you have?

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:35 pm

The Harem thanks Brink for the welcome.

And ah, Brink...we do have slaves, you know...if you're not interested in willing slavery, you can still listen in, I'm sure we'll have many interesting discussions...

BTW, speaking of our slaves...Where ARE they?...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:38 pm

It would seem another lurker has been converted to slavedom too (check the Anomen thread)

Good question, *where* are they?? Maybe they have fallen behind, what with all the whipped cream they're carrying over here to SYM...
*cracks whip*
Move it!

Oh, and Brink - that's what all the lurkers said to start with... and look how they've ended up!

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scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:40 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>So what caused you malcontents to band together and what goals do you have?</STRONG>

Well, it all started way back when, on the BGII forum...Darkflame jennabard posted a thread on the Anomen romance storyline, various problems/bugs/etc., and general comments...the general comments soon took over

and here we are. Some admirers chimed in and are now our willing slaves.

One of our goals is to consume as much Tia Maria as physically possible

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:41 pm

I'll blindfold myself whenever I enter an establishment such as this (darn,there aren't any blindfold emoticons

), since I'm only here to listen and speak,not be corrupted by the sight of erm,I don't know what can be seen in a harem,but they sure don't sound decent

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:43 pm

hmm. Anomen?! It's a shame I couldn't kill the bastard more slowly during my own adventures. What kind of knight hopeful has no sword proficiency?? He and Cernd are the Costanzas of BGII.

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:44 pm

Okay Brink, we'll pour you a Tia Maria and you can just listen in

Yes, Paul Denton has sworn eternal devotion to us. We now have three willing slaves. (And none of them are here...hmmm...)

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:46 pm

@Waverly -- well, since clerics can't use swords...maces and hammers do nicely...Seriously speaking, in my games Anomen has been one of my best tanks; plus once he passes the knighthood test his cleric spells are great.

We of the Harem have discovered that Anomen is far more annoying to males than to females...perhaps the developers intended that, I don't know...

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Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:55 pm

Hey, would someone get the jacuzzi running?

Damn, where are those slaves when you need them??

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:58 pm

@loner: I didn't mean to kill him. My flail of ages slipped.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri May 18, 2001 6:58 pm

I would like to post that even though I pity any of my fellow male members who decides to be a slave of the Harem,I will not meddle with the Harem's affairs.

Ladies-I hope you treat the slaves well,since they are still human beings