The daily rummage

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri May 11, 2001 8:23 am

Hmm, how much trouble could I get in..

Err never mind..probably lots

I've got an idea, bring me Waverlys falsified credit cards

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri May 11, 2001 8:27 am

*flazomba*

Here you go. A visa under Vale O'Wry, a Mastercard for Waverly, a Diner's Club for someone called "Maxine" and a members card for "C*cksure - men for discerning men".

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri May 11, 2001 8:32 am

Oh my!

Thank you Grunt

Now here's what we do..*whispers in the imps ear...and make sure that his bureau officer sees those..just don't make it obvious*

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri May 11, 2001 8:35 am

*Zang*

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 8:38 am

@Lainy: Stealing my credit cards is surely a violation of your restraining order.

Grunt, be a good familiar and empty this jar of 15 year old mayonise in Lainy's purse. Oh, and get that membership card back to Weasel before he misses it.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri May 11, 2001 8:41 am

@ Waverly..Grunt the imp already took them after you tried to feed him to a sabertooth tiger.

So why would he dump mayonnaise in my purse?

I'm nice to him

Usually

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri May 11, 2001 8:47 am

T'lainya is nice to everyone(with the exception of DP and anyone who flames her

)

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 8:50 am

Lainy is not nice. She is a shrew, but I like that about her

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri May 11, 2001 8:51 am

Thank you Brink

@ Everyone, I'm off to bed

I'll see you later.
@Grunt imp...light Waverlys hair on fire and I'll let you have those magazines you wanted

@ Waverly

[ 05-11-2001: Message edited by: T'lainya ]

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri May 11, 2001 8:55 am

T'lainya-You're welcome,o fair and lovely one

Waverly-Still hunting DP??

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri May 11, 2001 9:00 am

I'm not usually a ladies man, but after an offer like than...

*rapapoom* <appears next to waverly's head, lights fart>

*parp-blast*

*fwoosh*

"Aaaaargh!"

*Kajonga*

"Wow, there's more copies of Juggs here than I could ever hope to get through!"

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 11, 2001 9:18 am

@Grunt let me see those magazines of 'Bondage Librarians in Heat v.4' that she appeared in and autographed for you. What's a bit of singed hair in exchange for a show like that?

Night Lainy

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri May 11, 2001 3:22 pm

Waverly.Remind me to douse you in keresene first

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed May 16, 2001 1:52 am

So, back from a break (a stressful one) Mini-Grunt the pick-pocketing familiar (who's not sure if he's been sold yet) goes for a daily rummage.

*rummage rummage*

What's in Waverly's pack today: Pants made from Hemp.
Vixen's pack: a Sunderland scarf?!
T's pack: lip hair removal cream.
Flagg's pack: a bottle of aspirin and a stomach pump.

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Wed May 16, 2001 2:38 am

Hmmm..... What to do about this little pesty little imp...

*Flagg places a couple of mousetraps in his backpack*

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed May 16, 2001 7:08 am

*whistles for Grunt* Here Grunty..I've got a little surprise for you

*Hides something in hand*

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed May 16, 2001 7:24 am

Oh boy, I hope its a used pair of her underpants again.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed May 16, 2001 7:31 am

Why you little..

You better stay out of my laundry

Ahem..*smiles sweetly* Hold out your hands for a minute you little perv err my little friend

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed May 16, 2001 8:13 am

<holds out hand>

Give it to me T'

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed May 16, 2001 8:13 am

LOL

Lainy, does that stuff work on your beard as well?