Oh well, I just did the two hardest exams I'll have to do this year - the first went fine, the second...well let's just say that if I get more than 30%, there's been a mixup and someone else's paper was marked for me
*cuts two nicks in the bar*
*gets a horse-sized pint of MC²*
*goes and props Monty up in a secluded corner and sits opposite him*
Well Monty, I guess it's just you and me now...*sniff* You've always been such a good friend to me...say hi to Dusty and stuff*sniff*
*chugs the horse-sized pint and collapses like a rag doll, bouncing off a chair on the way down*