A Challenge

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 3:29 pm

At the time of typing this up, Ysh has 3679 posts. This will be post # 3521 for me. I want to challenge Ysh to reach 4000 before me.

Anyone else who is in between 3400 and 3700 posts is welcome to join in the 'race.'

But remember, this is just a fun little thing for spamming inspiration.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 3:42 pm

Let me add an extra challenge, although neither you nor Ysh usually does this

No posts that are of the "15 to go" or "I like spam" type

I'm sure you ladies are up to the challenge

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 3:43 pm

As if people need any inspiration for spamming, however, you've inspired me. Effective immediately, I am taking the next week off work and come next monday I will be at 4000 posts. I will shrug off fatigue, skip showers and meals, and attack the boards with ferocity. I will pounce upon the great debates, drink heavily in the virtual taverns spraying everyone with my jibberish, and provide astute wisdom and nifty little trix in the gaming forums. I will beat you both to 4000, for I am SPAM-MAN. What til you see me in my meat by product tights. Mmm-Mmm, good enough to eat.

I accept T's extra challenge.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 3:46 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
What til you see me in my meat by product tights. Mmm-Mmm, good enough to eat.

and did I mention,

?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 3:47 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
Let me add an extra challenge, although neither you nor Ysh usually does this No posts that are of the "15 to go" or "I like spam" type I'm sure you ladies are up to the challenge

I accept your extra challenge, T'.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 3:48 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
As if people need any inspiration for spamming, however, you've inspired me. Effective immediately, I am taking the next week off work and come next monday I will be at 4000 posts. I will shrug off fatigue, skip showers and meals, and attack the boards with ferocity. I will pounce upon the great debates, drink heavily in the virtual taverns spraying everyone with my jibberish, and provide astute wisdom and nifty little trix in the gaming forums. I will beat you both to 4000, for I am SPAM-MAN. What til you see me in my meat by product tights. Mmm-Mmm, good enough to eat.

I accept T's extra challenge.

Ummm I'm not quite sure what to say

although on behalf of the local anti pollution laws..is skipping showers really neccessary??

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 3:48 pm

Ug. I hate spam races. Quality always suffers.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 3:53 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Ug. I hate spam races. Quality always suffers.

Fear not, not-so-innocent-bystander, I shall endeaver to keep the quality of my spam within tolerable limits.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 3:58 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn

Fear not, not-so-innocent-bystander, I shall endeaver to keep the quality of my spam within tolerable limits.

Spam and quality in the same sentance? What is the world coming too...

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 3:58 pm

Good luck to you all

*hugs* *tear in eye* You are all inspirations.

I'm not going to join being that I'm really not a very good spammer

Get distracted and forget to check the board every few days...

Hmmm..maybe I should challenge someone to a flirting contest...

*goes off to think on her new idea*

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 4:01 pm

@ Viv I'm sure everyones lining up to volunteer for the judging and flirt recipient positions

In fact I imagine all the males would happily volunteer

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 4:02 pm

Originally posted by Vivien
Hmmm..maybe I should challenge someone to a flirting contest...

*goes off to think on her new idea*

I am willing to partake in this, if you need a subject sweet Viv

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 4:04 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
@ Viv I'm sure everyones lining up to volunteer for the judging and flirt recipient positions In fact I imagine all the males would happily volunteer

Hey I'm here already. One question though, the judges need to look at the contestants ability to recieve flirtation. Therefore, I need to flirt with Viv...

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 4:05 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
@ Viv I'm sure everyones lining up to volunteer for the judging and flirt recipient positions In fact I imagine all the males would happily volunteer

Caught in the act

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 4:07 pm

It just so happens my SPAM-MAN tights have been lent to another who is going to be giving tours in the original Spam factory here in southern minnesota. After the tours are overs, this gent is flying to hawaii to woo the masses where I understand spam is quite popular.

Anyway, without my tights, I don't think 2800 posts in seven days is possible so I must withdraw on the race to 4000 posts. I am sorry but you must understand I am powerless with my costume.

btw, I'm very interested in flirting with any female on the boards and if it is a study I would be very happy to accept cash for my services.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 4:09 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
It just so happens my SPAM-MAN tights have been lent to another who is going to be giving tours in the original Spam factory here in southern minnesota. After the tours are overs, this gent is flying to hawaii to woo the masses where I understand spam is quite popular.

Anyway, without my tights, I don't think 2800 posts in seven days is possible so I must withdraw on the race to 4000 posts. I am sorry but you must understand I am powerless with my costume.

You don't know how reliev...er...saddened we are to hear that, Ned.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 4:10 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
It just so happens my SPAM-MAN tights have been lent to another who is going to be giving tours in the original Spam factory here in southern minnesota. After the tours are overs, this gent is flying to hawaii to woo the masses where I understand spam is quite popular.

Anyway, without my tights, I don't think 2800 posts in seven days is possible so I must withdraw on the race to 4000 posts. I am sorry but you must understand I am powerless with my costume.

btw, I'm very interested in flirting with any female on the boards and if it is a study I would be very happy to accept cash for my services.

Never mind Ned. Here, have a drink, that might make you feel better.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 4:14 pm

@SS, which part are you saddened about. I will have the SPAM-MAN tights in my possession again some day so there is really no cause for tears or sighs of relief. I must say, you confuse me.

Ah, a drink. Now that's better.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 4:15 pm

LOL I see I predicted your reactions well

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 4:17 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
@SS<snip>I must say, you confuse me.

Mission Complete.