women are banana's

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 8:27 am

Today I had a strange talk with a friend of mine, a theory about the opposite $ex...
Ever noticed the differences between them, some are more women and some of them are more a girl.

Well were is wat we came up with:

A girl is a green banana, it still needs to ripen.

A young women is a nice yellow banana that you want to sink your teeth into.

The brown banana with to mutch skin are the old women, al soft inside and not nice to bite in.

Then there are the women who never seem to grow up, those are the little banana's who didn't get a chance to grow because they didn't get enough sun since they were hanging inside of the group blocked from the sun. (don't know what to call an group of banana's in English)

Just an interesting point of view I'd wanted to chare with y'all.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 8:30 am

Interesting concept.

How 'bout some examples of who at the board you think would be classed as which, ne?

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 8:32 am

I thought we were like grapes. The more we get stomped on the stronger we grow. Then we turn into a full-bodied vintage which improves with maturity.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 8:35 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
Interesting concept.

How 'bout some examples of who at the board you think would be classed as which, ne?

Yeah right! I don't think I'll dare burn my fingers at that!

But for you I'll do it.
I think your a nice yellow banana who wishes she was still totaly green(or perhapts a little yellow in it).

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 8:51 am

Originally posted by Rob-hin:
 (don't know what to call an group of banana's in English)

A bunch of bananas? A lump of bananas?

The heart of a banana tree? Fruits are ripened flowers and banana flowers are in a bunch that looks like the heart of the plant.

Geez... I thought we males were supposed to be the bananas!

*thinks to himself "Probably going bananas is more like it..."*

@loner: Aren't guys supposed to be like vintage wine? The older we get, the "sweeter" we are. Ask Mr.S he may have something to say about that.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 8:52 am

Wow that is really good! Kinda funny a bit too!

Men are like monkeys... they think like them, they act like them, and I'd say something else but Buck might not like it very much ^.^;; Sorry that was special.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 9:01 am

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
Wow that is really good! Kinda funny a bit too!

Men are like monkeys... they think like them, they act like them, and I'd say something else but Buck might not like it very much ^.^;; Sorry that was special.

Ouch... that hurt...

....

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 10:12 am

Actually, I am a guy. I only speak from experience.

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 10:33 am

Originally posted by Maharlika:
@loner: Aren't guys supposed to be like vintage wine? The older we get, the "sweeter" we are. Ask Mr.S he may have something to say about that.

Guys are more like cheese. Certain cheeses improve with maturity. Indeed, certain cheeses are only edible after having been aged. Men are like this. You can only digest them when they're mature. Then again, some cheeses just get moldy and intolerable with age. Some men are also like this

But don't we all know how well wine and cheese go together

[ 10-05-2001: Message edited by: loner72 ]

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 10:36 am

Originally posted by loner72:
But don't we all know how well wine and cheese go together

[ 10-05-2001: Message edited by: loner72 ]

I thought men were supposed to be like wine... err...

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 1:36 pm

According to Darkpoet, women are like drunk men.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 4:20 pm

What? their always singing, and saying how much they love their friends with a drunken slur?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 4:40 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
According to Darkpoet, women are like drunk men.

??? Women smell bad, dance badly and sleep a lot?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 5:01 pm

Actually, men smell better when we drink, we sleep less (Walk up with head aches) and dance a hell of a lot better!

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 5:09 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
Actually, men smell better when we drink, we sleep less (Walk up with head aches) and dance a hell of a lot better!

*cough* Subjective experiece does not always coincide with the observer's view. *cough*

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 5:20 pm

Hey C E, we also listen better!

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 7:13 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
and dance a hell of a lot better!

Hmm...I thought it was 'men dance a hell of a lot better when we're drunk.'

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 7:27 pm

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
I thought men were supposed to be like wine... err...

Maharlika said that, not me

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 10:04 pm

Originally posted by loner72:
Maharlika said that, not me

Sure, I did.

But I like your cheese version a whole lot better!

"...because of you I want to be a better OLDER man (in the future)." --- adapted, Jack Nicholson, "As Good as It Gets"

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Oct 05, 2001 10:31 pm

Originally posted by Maharlika:
Aren't guys supposed to be like vintage wine? The older we get, the "sweeter" we are. Ask Mr.S he may have something to say about that.

Isn't it "Love is like a fine wine"?