S.S.I. - Stupid Snack Ideas

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:04 am

Since we came across this topic in the "People are stupid" - thread I thought that a new discussion was called for...

Just to find out the most whacked out recipe that you've ever tried - while being drunk, stoned or simply bored...

So SLAM (Slurr and Spam) away - but keep it at least remotely on topic please !

No worries,

Beldin

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:36 am

Need black coffee? Can't be bothered to boil water? Try raw instant coffee

the author does not accept any responsibility for medical complaints caused by eating instant coffee. If you're stupid enough to do it, you deserve whatever you get. i did.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 10:28 am

Not really a snack, strange enough to mention it though.

A couple of years back, when I was a reasonable unexperianced alcohol drinker, my friends and I though it was a good idea to pour all bottles with a alocohol containing drink, into one bottle.
"It's a shame to waste it"

In the end we had a new liqeuer which we called:

whiskeyginbeerpisangambonsafariewodkatequila

After we drank it, we found out it could be dangerous.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 2:53 pm

had a similar experience, although maybe worse, with the 'chemotherapy' ****tail. it was made from all the alcohol that no-one would drink at a party mixed together

.

i have never been in quite so much need of a stomach pump

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 3:31 pm

Cement Mixer. Lime Cordial mixed with Bailey's. Mix in mouth, swish, and swallow.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:20 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Cement Mixer. Lime Cordial mixed with Bailey's. Mix in mouth, swish, and swallow.

Lol, for a second there. I thought you actually meant cement mixer. Damn, that would of been funny and equally dangerous.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:20 pm

Originally posted by Tamerlane

Lol, for a second there. I thought you actually meant cement mixer. Damn, that would of been funny and equally dangerous.

Try the drink.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:27 pm

Strangely enough, I'm exceptionally wary of any drinks which are compared to cement, rubble and rocks.

I'll have to pass...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:28 pm

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Strangely enough, I'm exceptionally wary of any drinks which are compared to cement, rubble and rocks.

I'll have to pass...

Any chance of goading you into it?

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:32 pm

Probably......actually yes

Call me lazy

*now where am I going get some cordial*

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:38 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Cement Mixer. Lime Cordial mixed with Bailey's. Mix in mouth, swish, and swallow.

Anybody stupid enough to try that really deserves it...
@Tammy you can use lime or lemon juice instead

A friend of mine works at the Student Union bar, and the bar staff were bored one night last week and decided to invented c0cktails... he now has one named after him consisting of double Baileys and absinthe

(Surprisingly, it doesn't curdle - so I'm told...)

Hmm, let's see... when I was younger I used to eat my chips at Maccy D's dipping them into my strawberry milkshake. Yum

(I didn't grow out of it, I just don't eat at Maccy D's anymore

)

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:42 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
A friend of mine works at the Student Union bar, and the bar staff were bored one night last week and decided to invented c0cktails... he now has one named after him consisting of double Baileys and absinthe (Surprisingly, it doesn't curdle - so I'm told...)

Just like working in a candy store.

EDIT- Some people have all the luck

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:50 pm

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Just like working in a candy store.

EDIT- Some people have all the luck

I asked him why the horrible concoction - he says "Well, I decided to use absinthe because there aren't many c0cktails which have absinthe in them..." - there's a reason for that!!!

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:55 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
I asked him why the horrible concoction - he says "Well, I decided to use absinthe because there aren't many c0cktails which have absinthe in them..." - there's a reason for that!!!

I'm not familiar with the term absinthe, and I shudder to ask what it actually is.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:55 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

Anybody stupid enough to try that really deserves it...
@Tammy you can use lime or lemon juice instead

A friend of mine works at the Student Union bar, and the bar staff were bored one night last week and decided to invented c0cktails... he now has one named after him consisting of double Baileys and absinthe (Surprisingly, it doesn't curdle - so I'm told...)

Hmm, let's see... when I was younger I used to eat my chips at Maccy D's dipping them into my strawberry milkshake. Yum (I didn't grow out of it, I just don't eat at Maccy D's anymore )

Mmmm... Processed imitation dairy-like goo coating french fries....

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:58 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Mmmm... Processed imitation dairy-like goo coating french fries....

It's nice!!

@Tammy absinthe is very strong alcohol with added hallucinogens

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:59 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

It's nice!!

@Tammy absinthe is very strong alcohol with added hallucinogens

Where can I get me some of that Absin-stuff?

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 9:03 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

It's nice!!

@Tammy absinthe is very strong alcohol with added hallucinogens

It's also illegal in the US.

Until the 1950s it was legal, however. Once, the humorous essayist Robert Benchley was drinking absinthe with water at a nightclub, and was told, "You know, that stuff is slow poison." He responded, "So who's in a rush?"

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 9:03 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Where can I get me some of that Absin-stuff?

I believe you can order it on the internet, but it'll cost ya

(If it's legal over there, that is...)

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 9:06 pm

Originally posted by fable
It's also illegal in the US. Until the 1950s it was legal, however. Once, the humorous essayist Robert Benchley was drinking absinthe with water at a nightclub, and was told, "You know, that stuff is slow poison." He responded, "So who's in a rush?"

LOL

It was illegal in the UK until a few years ago, so I'm told... but now you can get it at most pubs, and buy it in the supermarket (although I think the superior stuff only comes mail-order)