Ned's springfield cartel

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 9:00 am

I was wondering the same thing, McBane. So how's the practice going?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 9:08 am

Business is ok, I guess. My accountant keeps telling me I need clients who will pay me money, as opposed to booze. For some reason, defending Ned and BS takes up a lot of my time.

I am encouraged to see you are keeping the tavern on the first page. I was out of town on business yesterday, I did not get a chance to visit.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 9:12 am

I can see how defending Ned and BS would take up a lot of your time (no offense guys; this has more to do with some authoritive figures than with yourselves

). And about keeping the public aware of BToN, you can always count on me

. Here's to you, McBane! ** downs his pint of fruit punch **

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 9:25 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt:

** downs his pint of fruit punch **

BTW, was that last weeks batch of punch?? If so, just sit back, relax. I'll go put a documentary on the tele about volcanos. You'll like watching the lava flow.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 9:35 am

the actions of Eerhardt
** downs his pint of fruit punch **

see ya next week dude. I'd recommend not moving from the tele for a minimum of 60 hours.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 9:36 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
the actions of Eerhardt
** downs his pint of fruit punch **

see ya next week dude. I'd recommend not moving from the tele for a minimum of 60 hours.

As if he could move!

**Dude, look at my hand**

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 10:09 am

BS Staggers into the place, grabs a jug, and takes a long pull.....much better

Nice batch Ned...my compliments.

looks at eerhardt.....hhmmmmmm, I guess I will talk to you when you come out of your coma.

So McBane, are you trying to say we are being sued again?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 10:21 am

I am currently trying to countersue for damages incurred with the closing of BToN.

Actually, Ned & BS....I have a confession. I was out of town this week on business, met an old friend for a drink
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**starts talking fast** I had to. I had a presentation to give at 8:00 am. I was 20 miles from my hotel. They don't have alcoholic beer in Wisconsin. Yea, that's it, they didn't have real beer.....

I feel so dirty....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 10:26 am

My God man....what have you done!!!!!

You must be strapped into the Seat of Drunkeness, where you will be forced to drink vast amounts of fruit punch while we inject still more alcohol into your veins.........don't worry, the proceedure is quite safe, I test the chair out at least twice a day.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:35 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
My God man....what have you done!!!!!

You must be strapped into the Seat of Drunkeness, where you will be forced to drink vast amounts of fruit punch while we inject still more alcohol into your veins.........don't worry, the proceedure is quite safe, I test the chair out at least twice a day.

I willingly submit to this punishment

@Nippy - Thanks for the image file!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:48 pm

Cool Avatar McBane

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 1:17 pm

McB,

Like the Danger Mouse bit. very cool.

Your comment about no alcoholic beer in Wisconsin in weak at best. It's the drinking capital of the U.S. having lived there between the ages of 15 and 22. If I continue to enjoy alcohol for the rest of my life, I'll never match the amount of sick drunkeness I experienced in that state over a seven year period.

The following is from the eyes of a minor in wisconsin:

If you can see over the bar, you'll get served.

If you walk into a bar with a note from parents saying it's ok, you'll get served.

If you walk into a bar and your parents are in the same county, you'll get served.

**end**

I never realized that Aurora meant Aurora, Ill. When I lived in Wisconsin, most natives referred to you people as F.I.B.'s. You must be familiar with the term and I bring it up meaning no offense, however, you put me on the defensive when I hear Wisconsin being bad mouthed.

The o'douls thing can be forgiven. If your presentation had anything to do with saving mine and BS's asses though, you had best be drunk and disorderly in your preparation. No wait, maybe that's bad. I don't know.. post too long.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 1:34 pm

Oh, don't get me wrong, I was not bad mouthing Wisconsin. I actually had a Harp for my first drink, then a Coke, then the O'Douls. I was just being sarcastic, as Wisconsin is home to Miller, Pabst, Leinenkugals, Point, Stohs,Old Style, and of course, Milwaukee's Best.....

I had to journey near Green Bay. I did chuckle as I was watching the news, and the backdrop behind the anchors was the entrance to Lambeau Field.

Ohh, and I had some fresh cheese curds....MMMMM nice and squeeky..

Nippy resized the Danger Mouse pic. That show still makes me laugh!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 1:40 pm

Were they broadcasting from the entrance of the field (don't laugh, it's been done) or was it just a photo used as a backdrop. Either way, what else would they use up there. Are you a football fan at all. If so, Lambeau field is a wonderful place to watch a football game. Don't get me wrong, so is soldier field. I'm just guessing you've been there before. Did you make that haul up to Green Bay way on a weeknight and drive back to Aurora. Must be some friend. Is she pretty?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 1:46 pm

Hmm.. the news was in studio. I have not had the pleasure of visited the house of Lombardi. I have heard it is a great place to see a game. Soldier Field sucks. The end zone (esp the south) is sloped very low, so the upper section is a mile away from the field. (I am actually a Steelers fan, and the old 3 Rivers was a great place too)

As for the trip, nothing that special. (and I'm sure my pregnant wife would disapprove of a 500 mile (round) trip to visit a girl) My company has a regiional home office up there, and I had to give a presentation to one of the departments. I went up Monday afternoon and drove home Tuesday. Long 24-30 hours to say the least. I have a friend in Oshkosh, so I dropped by.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 1:52 pm

Are Cheesy Poofs better in Wisconsin?

Good to be back--pour me a fruit punch.

Still recovering from the Whitney Biennial party I went to last night.... Best buffet ever there.

Hey! It's my 400th post!

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 1:59 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
Hey! It's my 400th post!

Why not start another celebration thread? Come on... everyone else is doing it.

Congratulations btw.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 1:59 pm

Voo - Have you ever had fresh cheese curds?? It does take some getting used to. Congrats on post 400

**Pours Voodoo, some fruit punch from a smaller cask** Have some of today's special!

CM · Post by CM » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:02 pm

*walks in and sits down*
Now where is everybody and can i have some tea?

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:13 pm

Originally posted by CM
*walks in and sits down*
Now where is everybody and can i have some tea?

Im right here, but i have a feeling you werent looking for me.