Ned's springfield cartel

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 3:15 am

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** SLURRs the continuous supply of Electric Shine Stinger, while being fried ** Glad to see the Rolling Thunder TM is still holding out!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 3:27 am

Beldin:

Soundeffect: **floosh**

**everthing's dark - except three pairs of eyes that are glowing in the dark after being supercharged**

**climbs out of tub**

OK, guys, I'll go and get the power supply online again, that might take some time. Why don't you go over to the tavern and wait there. I'll come there as soon as I've finished repairing ROLLING THUNDER (tm).

And Eerhardt - please prepare me some E.C.H.C.'s...I think I'll be thirsty....

No worries,

Beldin

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 3:34 am

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** leaves the hottub and heads for Ned's tavern to prepare some Electrified Composite headbanger C0cktails ** Ok, Beldin, I'll have them lined up on the bar as usual

. Perhaps we should consider a larger power supply for the Rolling Thunder TM: we'll need it, if we want to move on to mass production of electrified booze.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 7:28 am

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** notices Ned has entered ** Hey, Ned, how are you? We don't get to see you guys too much anymore... too busy with DS or what

? ** hands Ned an Electric Shine Stinger and shouts out to the back ** Beldin, how's the Rolling Thunder TM coming along? I have a series of E.C.h.C. lined up and waiting for you...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 9:14 am

Good Lord Man,

Have you nothing better to do with yourself than pound electric shine stingers.

You'll melt your brain eventually, and I for one will not bear any guilt. Electric shine is one thing but the combo with the shock therapy does not do the body good, not in the long run anyway. You people have taken a little stunt to the brink of addiciton. Nothing could make me more happy.

I look forward in assisting you triple your intake once brain turns to cottage cheese.

Start finding recruits, perhaps we could build an army of walking vegetables.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 9:25 am

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Right on, Ned! ** finishes another Electric Shine Stinger and sets out to find some recruits

** Beldin and I are still working on Fas, but it's going to be a long process...

. See you tomorrow perhaps, Ned? ** leaves the tavern **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 10:42 am

Beldin:

**enters the tavern. wiping his oily hands on a rag**

OK, the reactor of RoTh (tm) is repaired, I've tripled the output and overridden the safeties...we're ready to party... - tomorrow. Now I have to catch up on my SYM reading - my ISP is driving me nuts... **sighs**

**throws the oily rag on the bar** - And someone please tell Grunty I've found his silk panties ... but he'll have to wash them, because of the radioactive residue in the oil...

**quickly downs some E.C.H.C.'s and leaves for the next internet-cafè**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 12:18 am

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** enters the tavern, prepares a new batch of Electric Shine Stingers and E.C.h.C. and then heads for the Rolling Thunder to play a game of pool **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 12:41 am

Beldin:

**enters the tavern, takes two Stingers, downs them, takes four more and follows Eerhardt to the pool-table**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 12:54 am

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** takes a sip from his Stinger ** Your move, Beldin (I think the left one is the real one, but I'm not sure...)

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 9:08 am

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** finishes another game of pool, downs another Stinger and leaves the tavern ** Have a good weekend, Beldin mate, catch you later!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 10:01 am

**takes a quick shower in the truck to wash of all those tomatoes and Gruntys innards**

Have a nice weekend !

G'day mate !

**vanishes in a puff of smoke and is gone for the weekend**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 12:11 am

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** returns from the weekend and prepares an E.C.h.C. **
Nothing like an E.C.h.C. to start a new week! ** downs his E.C.h.C. and then heads for the Rolling Thunder TM to fill the hottub with shine **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 12:52 am

Beldin:

**enters the tavern, looks around, starts to make himself some coffee and walks over to Rolling Thunder (tm) **

Hi Eerhardt...I've decided to quit - I don't like being abused by Ned's customers....besides I have the mother of all hangovers today....I can't even THINK about VIRTUAL drinks without getting sick today...time for some sobering....I think I'll just lie down here and die silently...

**sits down, leans back and closes his eyes**

CM · Post by CM » Mon Apr 15, 2002 12:58 am

Good you can have some tea then!!

Now how are you guys?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 1:12 am

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** offers Fas a cup of tea and offers Fas to spike it with just a bit of shine ** Well, I'm allright, I guess... just your average Monday. Beldin, mate, don't let them get to you... they're not worth it! We'll talk after your 10th cup of coffee...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 1:16 am

Beldin:

Eerhardt, mate, make that 15 cups.....I got my system flushed with "Killkenny" on the weekend.....god I HATE irish beer......**moans**

CM · Post by CM » Mon Apr 15, 2002 1:18 am

Nah not shine thanks.
Now whats the plans for today?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 1:18 am

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** downs another bottle of shine ** Sorry you're feeling so sick today mate... You know, Beldin, it ain't over till the fat lady sings... I'm going back to Ned's other place and take another beating. Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant (sp?) and all that... I'm not letting them get us down!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 3:09 am

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** enters the tavern again with a brand of Columbian coffee ** Not much going on in Ned's hall, besides CM and Kameleon discussing AR's intelligence... Have I got the solution for your hangover! ** starts preparing a mug of coffee with the brand of Columbian coffee and grinded chili pepper ** Another family recipe

: guaranteed to cure hangovers in a matter of minutes, as long as it isn't served with alcohol (then it just works in the opposite way: it enhances the effects of the alcohol)...