The New Empire/Republic House of Holy Deeds. (Members Only)

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun May 05, 2002 12:26 pm

Welcome and my peace come with you thru the door. Here you can state your holy deeds and what nots that helped make the Empire/Republic the shining example to all.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun May 05, 2002 12:51 pm

Esteem ally Darth Weasel, I Grand Admiral Wedge "Shadow Flash" Farlander (since Keyless object my Grand Admiral Thrawn

) will gladly assist you spreading the DARKSPAM force and obliterate those Jedi maggots. I have partial of our planned "UNHOLY WEAPON" ready and I'll submit the blue print as soon as it's ready.

For this time I propose we hunt for Yoghurt (

), mentor of Kayless Kenobi - the crazy old hermit and terminate him

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun May 05, 2002 2:07 pm

Please, no whacking of crazy old hermits.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun May 05, 2002 2:11 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Please, no whacking of crazy old hermits.

Not you BS, just one particular Keyless Kenobi - the crazy old hermit

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun May 05, 2002 2:13 pm

Oh, that's different then, as long as I don't get whacked, carry on. The other hermits matter little to me, besides, then I could expand my cave with the space he vacates.

EMINEM · Post by **EMINEM** » Sun May 05, 2002 2:14 pm

Your souls are filled with fear and loathing, see I.

Surrendered to the Dark Side, you have.

A bantha's aroma, you exude.

Pity towards you, I feel.

Nonchalantly shrugged my shoulders at your idle threats, I have.

Flatulate in your general direction, I do.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun May 05, 2002 2:17 pm

So the Famous Yoghurt has finally show up ! Guards ! Apprehend him !

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun May 05, 2002 2:56 pm

Hmmm... MM took my role...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sun May 05, 2002 11:07 pm

Finally, the Palanquendi have declared themselves...

...as I have been pretty busy spanning the multiverse in search of fellow brethrens! It is I, Darth Maulika.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun May 05, 2002 11:59 pm

You are all so incredibly sad...You know you'll just be disappointed when AotC comes out. Why torture yourselves like this?

EDIT-Members of what, BTW? I thought I knew, but might have been wrong. If so just get one of the mods to delete this post.

Geckopat · Post by **Geckopat** » Mon May 06, 2002 12:05 am

behold dark lords of the Sith.
it is i Gecko jin tat will stand in opposing u.
Anakin u MUST bring balance to the force...
keep ur mind focus do nt turn to the dark side.

edit - opps sorri didn't see the members oni untill i finished posting..

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon May 06, 2002 12:43 am

>Cut to the music<...Imperial March

Bow to the Darkside and witness my Holy deeds!! I have trapped two with my "Members Only" gag!! No one can compete with the plain evilness that is
Darth Weasel.

(See MS. T, only serious and thought provoking stuff from D' Weasel)

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 06, 2002 1:07 am

Originally posted by Weasel
>Cut to the music<...Imperial March

Bow to the Darkside and witness my Holy deeds!! I have trapped two with my "Members Only" gag!! No one can compete with the plain evilness that is
Darth Weasel.

(See MS. T, only serious and thought provoking stuff from D' Weasel)

Ahh! I fell into his evil trap, how can this be...ah, well, at least I've still got my doobie.

**draws in a deep breath** All better now

.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon May 06, 2002 1:52 am

Rolling Thunder [tm) - The Mobile Party Thread

**with a loud thunderclap a big black MACK truck appears in the middle of the landscape, traveling at high speed**

Woohaaa....

**Beldin steps on the brakes and Rolling Thunder [tm) - The Mobile Party Thread - stops dead in the tracks**

Seems like I still have to work on my teleporting technique...

But no worries, we're bound to find the X sooner or later...

But since we're here, lets have a short breakfast before continuing....

**gets some coffee from the small espresso machine under the dashboard of the truck**

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Mon May 06, 2002 1:57 am

Well, its obvious that the empire is the better example.

Its so structured and organized- The emperer has grand Moffs, who have a councel on a nice round table. A guy screws up- he's immidiatly replaced.

The Empire has an amazing theme, although Luke's is great too.

The empire has much better entrances, just look at how the emperer comes into the death star in Jedi.

The empire bounces back- the first death star was destroyed, and right away a new one was in production.

The Republic managed to get the future head of the empire elected to their highest position, then let him build up an army, and ends up a mess.

Ain't much compitition.

So I, Mor Fett, the illigitimate son of Jango, take credit for all of this, as one coming from the coolest looking family!

well, my dad did create the storm troopers!

I right here swear my alleigence to the highest bidder! Or a big ugly slug, whichever comes first

.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 06, 2002 2:06 am

Croissants, anyone? I've got some hash browns(potato hash browns, not the "secret herbs and spices" type of hash browns) in the oven, but they'll be a little while longer. **Gratefully takes a mug of coffee from Beldin**

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon May 06, 2002 2:13 am

Beldin:

Thanks for the croissants...

Since it's apparently this time of the year again, I'm changing my avatar to another YODA representation....just for a week....so it's YODA WEEK ! Everybody join !!

**drinks his coffee and starts to look for a E.S.S. to enhance his teleportational abilities**

Geckopat · Post by **Geckopat** » Mon May 06, 2002 3:46 am

@Ode to a Grasshopper

i'll have a hash brown.
gets real hungry trying to convince anakin abt his future.

after that revenge for my twin brother Qui Gon Jin.

death to all Sith Lords...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon May 06, 2002 4:02 am

Beldin:

**finally finds some E.S.S. in the cooler in the pantry**

Aaahhh ! I thought that Eerhardt had more of the stuff in stock...but it'll suffice...

**downs the E.S.S. and starts to concentrate**

Everybody get ready, we'll try again to hit the tunnels !

**climbs in the drivers seat,starts the engines and honks twice**

Anybody noticed that the horn of the truck sounds like the "Horn of Gondor " ??

CM · Post by CM » Mon May 06, 2002 4:03 am

Can i be Anakin please oh please oh please?

Also I will side with whoever decides to destory this mac truck!