Spam is like a drug

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 7:29 pm

Remington Steele?
No wait they never dealt with drugs.

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Sun Aug 26, 2001 10:30 pm

SPAM

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would

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never

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topic!

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Thu Oct 18, 2001 6:06 pm

leedogg- a perfect example of what spam does to our youth(adults).

So don't do spam.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 8:13 pm

Spam can be controlled

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Sun Sep 22, 2002 4:22 pm

Bumping more threads....WEEEEE!

Originally posted by Weasel
Today I come clean..

I'm a spam dealer, I push the spam to all the newbies I can.

I will seek help and hopefully be able to break this vile habit.

Hehehehe.....And this is the father of COMM.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Sep 23, 2002 2:29 am

Re: Bumping more threads....WEEEEE!

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Hehehehe.....And this is the father of COMM.

Well done, Tybby. You have the mind of the true archeologist ....the shadows of the past come back to haunt them...

No worries, I am, therefore I SPAM !

Beldin

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Mon Sep 23, 2002 12:15 pm

Re: Re: Bumping more threads....WEEEEE!

Originally posted by Beldin
Well done, Tybby. You have the mind of the true archeologist ....the shadows of the past come back to haunt them...

No worries, I am, therefore I SPAM !

Beldin

Im glad my actions are satisfactory for my fellow archeologist friends.

Jaesha · Post by **Jaesha** » Mon Sep 23, 2002 12:18 pm

And on the fifth day, God created spam.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 6:50 am

**sets up the new KARAOKE equipment of SYM and starts to sing to the music of Robert Palmer**

(ADDICTED TO SPAM)

Your lights are on, but you're not home
Your KEYBOARD is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another POST is what it takes

You can't sleep, you can't eat
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Your throat is tight, you can't breathe
Another POST is all you need

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah

It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough, you know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to SPAM

You see the signs, but you can't read
You're runnin' at a different speed
You heart beats in double time
Another POST and you'll be mine, a one track mind

You can't be saved
Oblivion is all you crave
If there's some left for you
You don't mind if you do

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah

It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough, you know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to SPAM

Might as well face it, you're addicted to SPAM
Might as well face it, you're addicted to SPAM
Might as well face it, you're addicted to SPAM
Might as well face it, you're addicted to SPAM
Might as well face it, you're addicted to SPAM

Your lights are on, but you're not home
Your will is not your own
You're heart sweats and teeth grind
Another POST and you'll be mine

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah

It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough, you know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to SPAM

Might as well face it, you're addicted to SPAM
Might as well face it, you're addicted to SPAM
Might as well face it, you're addicted to SPAM
Might as well face it, you're addicted to SPAM
Might as well face it, you're addicted to SPAM

_______________________________________________

No worries,

Beldin

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 7:00 am

- damn, now I won't get that song out of my head for days

miiiiiiiiiiiight as well face it, you're addicted to SPAM

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 7:04 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
- damn, now I won't get that song out of my head for days miiiiiiiiiiiight as well face it, you're addicted to SPAM

Sticks in your brain like a combat boomerang at close range , doesn't it ?

I had to do it.....

No worries, it will wear off after some hours....

Beldin

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 5:13 pm

@Beldin: LMAO...

But seriously, I am not a "Spamaholic"
I do not have a problem with spam.
I only Spam socially, and never alone.
I know when to quit spamming, and can do so at any time.
Other people have a problem with me spamming, but they just don't understand.
I think Spam is a good thing, when used resposibly.
They say Spam is hereditary, well neither of my parents were spammers.
I can take it or leave it.
I am only a recreational Spammer.
I don't have a problem with Spam...

BaronTx · Post by **BaronTx** » Tue Sep 24, 2002 5:40 pm

Scayde? A SPAMmer?

* reviews one thousand, six hundred and nineteen posts *

Oh, I get it

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 1:22 am

She's in the "denial" stage - step 2 of 7 in Doc Waverly's "Spam - the road to recovery".

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 1:32 am

Originally posted by Scayde
@Beldin: LMAO...
But seriously, I am not a "Spamaholic"
I do not have a problem with spam.

*Looks at Scayde's ppd.....laughs*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 1:43 am

I managed to get Robert Palmer's Addicted to Spam out of my head... here's the song that did the trick

(was playing American McGee's Alice for a change):

ALICE - GOMPIE (Smokie) version - censored

Sally called when she got the word,
she said I suppose, you've heard about Alice.
Well I rushed to the window, well I looked outside
I could hardly believe my eyes,
a big limousine rolled (drew) up into Alice's drive.

I don't know why she's leaving
or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't want to know
'cause for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice

(Alice, who the Hell is Alice?)

Twenty-four years just waiting for the chance
to tell her how I´m feeling maybe get a second glance
Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice.

(Alice, who the Hell is Alice?)

We grew up together (We walked together) two kids in the park
we carved our initials deep in the bark - Me and Alice
Now she walks through the door with her head held high
just for a moment, I caught her eye, as a big limousine pulled
slowly out of Alice's drive

I don't know why she's leaving
or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't want to know
'cause for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice

(Alice, who the Hell is Alice?)

(Then) Sally called back and asked how I felt and she said
hey I know how to help get over Alice.
She said now Alice is gone, but I'm still here
you know I've been waiting for twenty-four years
and the big limousine disappeared

I don't know why she's leaving
or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
but I just don't want to know
'cause for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice

(Alice, who the Hell is Alice?)

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:07 am

Ok then @E-Man, let's go for another classic

SPAM hurts
nearly by: Nazareth

SPAM hurts
SPAM scars
SPAM wounds
And bonds
Any heart
Not tough enough
Or strong enough
To take a lot of pain
Take a lot of pain
SPAM is like a fluke
Or just like the rain
SPAM hurts
Ooh, ooh
SPAM hurts

I'm young
I know
But even so
I know a thing or two
I learned from you
I really learned a lot
Really learned a lot
SPAM is like a flame
It burns you when it's hot
SPAM hurts
Ooh ooh
SPAM hurts

Some fools think
Of happiness
Blissfulness
Togetherness
Some fools fool themselves
I guess
They're not foolin' me
I know it isn't true
I know it isn't true
SPAM is just a lie
Made to make you blue
SPAM hurts
Ooh ooh
SPAM hurts
Ooh ooh

I know it isn't true
I know it isn't true
SPAM is just a lie made to make you blue
SPAM hurts
Ooh ooh
SPAM hurts
Ooh ooh
SPAM hurts
Ooh ooh
_______________________________________

No worries,

Beldin

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:14 am

Whose line is it anyway?

Songs you just can't get out of your head. Yes, even you can get this collection of 20 songs that will drive you crazy for days on end for only 9.95$! Why wait? Call now!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:18 am

And which songs would that be ?

Let's compile a list...

No worries,

Beldin

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:19 am

It ain't no big thing
To spam on the SYM
It ain't no big thing
The posts from the hell
Aggravated - spare for days
I log on now to the red light place
Jump up bubble up - what's in store
Spam is the drug and I need to score
Showing out, showing out, hit and run
Boy meets girl where the beat goes on
Stitched up tight, can't shake free
Spam is the drug, got a hook on me
Oh oh catch that buzz
Spam is the drug I´m thinking of
Oh oh can't you see
Spam is the drug for me
Late that night I type my ID
Stake my place in the Old Banshee
Post to post, head to head
Heart to heart as we spam the thread
One word posts, three posts each
The user cp - my post count's increased
I say '

', she say 'LOL'
Dim the lights, we made a useless poll
Oh oh catch that buzz
Spam is the drug I'm thinking of
Oh oh can't you see
Spam is the drug, got a hook in me
Oh oh catch that buzz
Spam is the drug I'm thinking of
Oh oh can't you see
Spam is the drug for me...