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SPAM! after The Beatles

Spam, I need somebody,
Spam, not just anybody,
Spam, you know I need someone, spam.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's spam in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Spam me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Spam me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please spam me.

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.

Spam me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Spam me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please spam me.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's spam in any way.
But now these daya are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Spam me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Spam me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please spam me, spam me, spam me

Sympathy for Satan

[size=0]almost by: Jagger/Richards [/size]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stolen many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersberg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain


I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
What's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the SPAM they made

I shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadors
Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners Saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Buck Satan

'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um baby, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, baby guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell you one time, you're to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who


What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name


Ooo, who, who
Oh yeah !

Riders on the Spam after The Doors

Riders on the spam
Riders on the spam
Into this forum we're born
Into this Asylum we're thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out alone
Riders on the spam

There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin' like a toad
Take a long holiday
Let your children play
If ya give this man a ride
Sweet memory will die
Killer on the road, yeah

Girl ya gotta love your man
Girl ya gotta love your man
Take him by the hand
Make him understand
The forum on you depends
Our life will never end
Gotta love your man, yeah

Wow!

Riders on the spam
Riders on the spam
Into this forum we're born
Into this Asylum we're thrown
Like a dog without a bone
An actor out alone
Riders on the spam

Riders on the spam
Riders on the spam
Riders on the spam
Riders on the spam
Riders on the spam

The Spam Message

Spammed up topics everywhere
People pissing on the stairs, you know they just don't care
I can't take the spam, I can't take the noise
Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice
Spammers in the front room, COMMies in the back
SLURRs in the alley with a baseball bat
I tried to get away, but I couldn't get far
Cause the Mod with the privelages repossessed my car

Don't... Spam me, cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to loose my head
It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under

Standing in the Flop House, hangin' out the window
Watching all the spammers go by, roaring as the pages flow
Crazy RTers, livin' in a truck
Drinking out of hot tubs, used to be in fear of Buck
Spam a thread in S-Y-M, 30 seconds and then again
Down at the peepshow, watching all the creeps
So she can tell the stories to the girls offline
She went to the bar thread and got so so so off her head
She had to get an alter ego, she couldn't make it on her own

Don't... Spam me, cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to loose my head
It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under

My brother's given up watching T.V.
Says he watches to much, he wants to be on the PC
All UK members in the daytime, USA at night
Can even see the game or the Fas vs E-man fight
Bill collectors they ring my phone
And scare my wife when I'm not home
Got a cable connection, one vote for the Moderator election
Can't go to the job, there's a new debate in question
Me on the games forum, postin' on BGII
A little message pops up saying 'you have a pm that is new'
Middle age, minimum wage, SYM is my home page
Sometimes I think I'm going insane, I swear I might hijack a plane!

Don't... Spam me, cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to loose my head
It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under

My son said daddy I don't wanna go to school
Cause I'm addicted to Spam, he must think I'm a fool
And all the SLURRS smoke reefer, I think it'd be cheaper
If I just stopped spamming, learned to be a street sweeper
I spam in the posts, my ppd's a joke
Get a caution PM from Fable cause I insulted the pope
Cause it's all about spam, ain't a damn thing funny
You got to spam a lot in this land of milk and honey
They spam that thread in front of a mod
Took it to PM, with 1110 words
Spammed that man, right in his heart
Gave him a temporary ban before a brand new start
I can't discuss a serious issue, cause all the spammers miss you
Keep my hand on the mouse, cause they got me on the Famous Grouse
I feel like a fool, broke my last Forum Rule
Hear them say you want some more, livin' on a seesaw

Don't... Spam me, cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to loose my head
It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under

Weasel's child was born, with no state of mind
Blind to the ways of mankind
Got a smile on you with these burning tooth
Cause only god knows what you go through
You grow up on SYM, learning how to spam
And your eyes will never see a pot of spicy pork and ham
The places you spam and where you plan
Looks like one great big ceiling fan
You'll admire Ubik, Weasel, Flagg and Waverly
Flirters, legends and the Banned Baasies
Spamming big bars, posting in the twenties and tens
And you wanna grow up to be just like them
T'L, Darkpoet, Brink and Vehemence,
Scammers and Spammers and all the First Gen's
You say I'm cool, I'm no fool
But then you wind up dropping out of high school
Now you're unemployed, all null 'n' void
Finding out how much everyone loves Pink Floyd
Turned into a spam-kid, look what you done did
Spammed up CE's debate thread even though she 'No Spammed' it
Now you're banned for spamming - it's impermissable
Spend the next two years lurking invisable
Being used and abused, and betrayed by your amigos
Till one day you was find breakin back in with an alter-ego
It was plain to see that your disguise was lame
Your age, occupation, location and date of birth was the same
But now you will never post again
Buck has banned your ISP range.

@Frogus : I don't know that one.....who wrote the original ?

No worries,

Beldin

I'm sure you would know it if you heard it . It's Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five...it's pretty famous

Originally posted by frogus
I'm sure you would know it if you heard it . It's Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five...it's pretty famous

And under which NAME is it famous ?

@Beldin: found it
@Frogus: love what you've done to the song

Ah, sorry Beldin, forgot to make that clear. It's called 'The Message', as you can see from Eerhardt's link...Now, can anyone sing? Maybe we can get some people together and record these classics...This time next year we'll be miwwionaires . We'll be able to pay for Gamebanshee with the prophits...it'll be magic, I tells ya

**Beldin compares the two songs and nods approvingly**

Well done, young Jedi.... ..See I can that strong is the SPAM in this one...

Did I hear someone say "magic"?

[size=0]Every Little Thread She Starts is Magic after the Police[/size]


Though I've tried before to tell her
Of the feelings I have for her in my heart
Every time that I come near her
I just loose my nerve
As I've done from the start

Every little thread she starts is magic
Everything she do just turns me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on

Do I have to tell the story
Of a thousand little spams since we first met
It's a big enough place
But it's always spam that ends up getting said

Every little thread she starts is magic
Everything she do just turns me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on

I resolved to spam her up a thousand times a day
And ask her if she'll spam me too in some old fashioned way
But my silent fears have gripped me
Long before I reach the zone
Long before my tongue has tripped me
Must I always be alone

Every little thread she starts is magic
Everything she do just turns me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on
Every little thread
Every little thread
Every little thread
Every little thread she starts is magic magic magic
magic magic magic

you knew it was coming...

SPAM!
Aah-Aaaaaa!
Savior of the Universe!
SPAM!
Aah-Aaaaaa!
It'll save everyone of us!
SPAM!
It's a miracle!
SPAM!
King of the impossible!

It's for everyone of us
Stand for everyone of us
It saves with a mighty hand
Every man every woman
Every child - It's a mighty
SPAM!

Just a SPAM
With a SPAM's courage
Nothing but a SPAM
But it can never fail
No-one but the pure at heart
May find the Golden Grail
.................ah................SPAM!

No Spam In The City after the song performed by Joe C0cker

Hot town, no spam in the city
back of my neck getting dirty and gritty
been down, isn't it a pity
doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city
All around people looking half dead
walking on the sidewalk hotter than a match head

But at night it's a different world
Go out and find a girl
Come on, come on and spam all night,
despite the heat it will be alright
And babe, don't you know it's a pity
the days can't be like the night
In the summer in the city
In the summer in the city

Cool town, evening in the city
dressed so fine and looking so pretty
cool cat lookin' for a kitty
Gonna look in every corner of the city
till I'm weezin' like a Bus Stop
Running up the stairs - gonna meet ya on the roof top

But at night it's a different world
Go out and find a girl
Come on, come on and spam all night,
despite the heat it will be alright
And babe, don't you know it's a pity
the days can't be like the night
In the summer in the city
In the summer in the city

Solo

But at night it's a different world
Go out and find a girl
Come on, come on and spam all night,
despite the heat it will be alright
And babe, don't you know it's a pity
the days can't be like the night
In the summer in the city
In the summer in the city

Hot town, spam in the city

Bright Side of Spam after Eric Idle

Always look on the bright side of spam
[whistling]
Always look on the light side of spam
[whistling]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and spam and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of spam
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of spam,
[whistling]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistling]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistling]

Life's a piece of ****,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of spam
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of spam.
[whistling]
[size=0]Always look on the bright side of spam!
[whistling][/size]
** fade **

The Spam That Feeds

Doctor, doctor, doctor
Please, doctor, doctor, please
Doctor, doctor, doctor
Feel like a old disease
Doctor, doctor, doctor
Get your sweet ass off the floor
Doctor, doctor, doctor
I can't refuse any loose hearted lady anymore

I scream your name into the crowd
You feel the flame but you ain't proud
Maybe your attitude ain't right
So all that's left for me to do is bite
The spam that feeds me
Feeds me

Doctor, doctor, doctor
Doctor, doctor, please

All things you put me through
What the hell you want me to
Do all the things that uncle John needs
I ain't the dog that bites the spam that feeds me

In the middle of, with a spittle of
Et tu like birds of a feather
When another day, love another way
Push, shove, make love, play
Never never, never ever
Never ever, never ever
Na na na na na

Doctor, doctor, doctor
Please do a-what you can
Doctor, doctor, doctor
Would you please give my life some spam

All things you put me through
What the hell you want me to
Do all the things that uncle John needs
I ain't the dog that bites the spam that feeds me, yeah

Doctor, doctor, doctor
Please, doctor, doctor, please
Doctor, doctor, doctor
Doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor
Doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor
Doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor...

Spam It Knows Me after Genesis

Do you see the name on the pc screen
coming at you every Monday?
see that face on the board?
that man is me

On the cover of the Duff calendar
there's no question why I'm smiling
you buy a piece of paradise
you buy a piece of me

Spam'll get you everything you wanted
Spam'll get you everything you need
don't need to believe in hereafter
just believe in me

Cos Spam it knows me
and it knows, I'm right
I've been spamming all my life
oh yes, it knows me
and it knows I'm right
and it's been telling me
everything is alright

I believe in the family
with the other SYMians postin' right beside me
but they don't know about my games and
the booze I drank last night

Do you believe in spam?
cos that's what I'm selling
and if you wanna go to heaven
I'll see you right

You won't even have to leave your house
or get out of your chair
you don't even have to touch that dial
cos spam is everywhere

Cos Spam it knows me
and it knows, I'm right
I've been spamming all my life
oh yes, it knows me
and it knows I'm right
and it's been telling me
everything is alright

You'll find me practising what I'm preaching
you'll find me making a sacrifice
and I can get you a pocketful of miracles
if you promise to be good, try to be nice
Spam will take good care of you
just do as I say, and do as I do

I'm counting my blessings,
I've found true happiness
cos I'm getting richer, day by day
you can find me in the member list,
just call my PM number
you can do it anyway you want
just do it right away

There'll be no doubt in your mind
you'll believe everything I'm saying
if you wanna get closer to it
get on your knees and start praying

Cos Spam it knows me
and it knows, I'm right
I've been spamming all my life
oh yes, it knows me
and it knows I'm right
and it's been telling me
everything is alright

Weird Al Yankovic - Spam

Might not be that kind ofspam but it's still spam

Spam in the place where I live (Ham and Pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it
Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best)
Really makes a darned good sandwich anyway you slice it at all

If you're running low, go to the store.
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is going to open the can
The can is there to hold in the Spam

Spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
Think about selection; are there differnt flavors?
Spam in my office at work (it's the best)
Think about the stuff it's made from- wonder if it's mystery meat

If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermos to help wash it down
Now if there's some left, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout

Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
Think of expiration- better read the label
Spam- breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best)
Think about the way it's pre-cooked- wonder if I'll just eat it cold

Now once you start in you can't put it down
Don't leave it sitting, or it'll turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the Spam in

Oh, Spam (Spam!)
Ham and pork
Think about nutrition- wonder what's inside it
Spam (spam!)
It's the best
Really makes a darned good sandwich any way you slice it

Spam in the place where I live (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie (let's eat!)
Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)Think about the way is processed- wonder if it's some kind of meat

Spam in the back of my car
Spam anyplace that you are
(repeat)

Oh, Spam!

Yeah, I came across that one too...

Originally posted by frogus
Yeah, I came across that one too...

Only six songs to go............................

Traditional attack !

My SPAMMING Clementine


In a cavern
in a canyon
excavating for a mine

lived a miner
forty niner
and his daughter Clementine.

Oh my SPAMMING
oh my SPAMMING
oh my SPAMMING Clementine

you are lost and gone forever dreadful sorry Clementine.

Light she was and like a fairy
and her shoes were number nine.
Herring boxes without topses, sandals were for Clementine.

Oh my SPAMMING ...

Drove she ducklings to the water every morning just at nine

stubbed her too against a splinter
fell into the foaming brine.

Oh my SPAMMING ...

Ruby lips above the water
blowing bubbles soft and fine

but
alas
I was no swimmer
so I lost my Clementine.

Oh my SPAMMING ...

How I missed her
how I missed her
how I missed my Clementine

till I kissed her little sister and forgot my Clementine.

Oh my SPAMMING ...