Ned's springfield cartel

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 3:53 am

Beldin:

**drinks the special coffee and is instantly KNURD - which is the opposite of DRUNK (if you don't understand this go and read Terry Pratchett) **

Wooooooaaahhhhhhhh !!!

I hate being KNURD.....I gotta drink something **wrestles a pint of shine from Eerhardts hand and drinks it**

Much better now. Thank's mate....

**starts on the second pint, but slooooow**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 4:01 am

the actions of Eerhardt

I knew that would do the trick

... ** checks on the hottub filled with shine, adds the secret ingredients to the Electric Shine Stinger and throws in the jumper cables ** I'll just leave the shine to fry for about half an hour. With the tripled output

, everything should be just fine...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 5:11 am

Beldin:

**starts to pack his things**

Eerhardt - I think it's time to get this show on the road...

get your things, I'll start Rolling Thunder (tm)....

**takes his backpack and heads for the truck**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 5:15 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** takes the jumper cables out of the hottub and attaches a firehose to the supply of Electric Shine Stinger ** Let's do it, mate! ** downs another bottle of shine and get's into the Rolling Thunder TM **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 5:19 am

Beldin:

**closes the doors of Ned's Springfield Cartel and climbs into the drivers seat of Rolling Thunder (TM)**

Ok, mate, WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO TODAY ?

**the truck starts to move out on the street, continually gaining speed**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 5:22 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** sits in the back, with the firehose at the ready and shouts to Beldin in the driver's seat ** Let's head for Ned's Hall of incessant belittling, ok? ** downs another Stinger **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Sep 30, 2002 2:33 am

Rolling Thunder (TM) - The Mobile Party Thread

**the Big Black Mack truck makes his way once again to the backdoor of Ned's Springfield Cartel**

Ok, everyone, get off - I'll take the truck into the secret hidden garage under the cartel - for a general overhaul and refitting.

So we'll have to live without the Rolling Thunder (tm) for some time. But no worries, (copyright @me) I will just use the technology of the truck to 'port our hottub and the associated periphernalia (like the Heiniken Dispenser) to our location if necessary.
That way we can keep up "business as usual" - without the benefit of the truck.

But the Rolling Thunder (TM) will return - when the time is right...

**waits until the other passengers have left the truck and aptly teleports the truck away to some unknown place in time and space to take up the repairs and remodelling**

**silence**

**Beldin pops in again, covered in oil with burnmarks on his sleeves**

OK, I disassambled the engines and then I ....**stops to look at his wrist-watch** ... - ahem - how long have I been away ?
Oops ! No worries, I'll get my personal space-time straigthened out in no time at all, see y'all later !

**snaps his fingers and disappears again, leaving a lingering aroma of apricots in the vincinity**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Sep 30, 2002 2:41 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** stares at where the Rolling Thunder used to be, opens another can of Duff and brings out a last toast to the Mobile Party Thread for the time being ** Cheers!

** returns to the rest of SYM **

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Sep 30, 2002 9:16 am

**picks his way through some of the cobwebs and debris**

Man, I forgot this place was real. I had cast it off as some paranoid drug delusion mixed up with the concept of an everyone get rich narcotic money tree.

I do believe I'll hang around for a while.

Mysteria · Post by **Mysteria** » Thu Oct 03, 2002 9:29 am

Hey, what's this noise? And that smell?

*pops head out of the closet she's been hiding in to find herself in total darkness*

*bumps into something big, wooden and nicked*

What's ...? Ah, the bar counter with all the nicks in it. So, I'm still in the Rolling Thunder? But where is everyone?

Eh, boys? I think you left me behind ...

*sits down, hoping that somebody will teleport her out*

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Oct 04, 2002 1:36 am

Silent Beldin:

**pops in, picks Mysty up in his arms and teleports out with her**

**brings her there **

kozeph · Post by **kozeph** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:19 am

*slightly opens the door and looks through "Hello? mind if I come in?"

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:25 am

These days we tend to be a tad light-staffed what with the notable downsizing, but...Dusty! Get the man a drink you stoopid monkey!

Sorry, you know the way it goes - you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Just make your order or DIY, try and ignore the echo, relax in the hot-tub and someone's bound to be along sooner or later...

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:31 am

Hah - nice necro bump. :mischief:

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:45 am

Xandax wrote:Hah - nice necro bump. :mischief:

Tsk Tsk... and you a Supermod too, of all things. I'm shocked!

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:47 am

dragon wench wrote:Tsk Tsk... and you a Supermod too, of all things. I'm shocked!

It wasn't me that bumped :speech:

kozeph · Post by **kozeph** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:51 am

Uhhhh monkeys! quickly throw paenuts and get me some radioactive orange juice me loves orange juice in the morning..wait is it morning? or noon or..(mumbles) uuuh a monkey! with orange juice what for me? why thank you have a coconut. goes and sit on a empty hot-tub and drinks the juice

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:28 pm

Just don't spank Dusty!

@kozeph: Have the tub filled with high-grade malt beer. They say it's good for the skin.

I'm just having a San Miguel Light. Have to reduce the love handles a bit.

kozeph · Post by **kozeph** » Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:37 pm

*snores* oh...sorry did you say something? I fell as sleep on this confy tub filled with highgrade malta beer

I feel the muchies what does this place sell to cure the fateful muchies?