Gruntboy's High Tea and Currant Bun Shoppe

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon May 13, 2002 5:19 am

OK - here are the rules.

No Dope, Crack, Heroin or any hard or soft drugs.

No alcohol, except a wee tipple of Sherry at Christmas.

All fights and disputes will be resolved on a Saturday in the yard out back - boxing gloves only, no hair pulling.

The menu currently has cups of tea at 20p (35p for a pot for two) and Scones with cream and jam for 30p.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon May 13, 2002 5:25 am

Not quite a Crack den is it?

I'll take a buttered Scone please

CM · Post by CM » Mon May 13, 2002 5:44 am

And a tea for me hold the shine. Now this is more my kind of place, if only....

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon May 13, 2002 5:51 am

@Sleep, you want jam with that Darl'?

@Fas, if only what? Oh, in case you were wondering, no strippers allowed either. I'll be opening Gruntboy's "Geordie Girls A-Go-Go" for just that later, but there's no room for it here, matey.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 13, 2002 5:55 am

Fas wants some fluffy bunnies to shoot. That's the "If only..."

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon May 13, 2002 6:03 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
@Sleep, you want jam with that Darl'?

No, purely unadulturated, just enough to keep things interesting

CM · Post by CM » Mon May 13, 2002 6:13 am

Actually wanted to know if we could have stripers dressed in bunny costumes shooting bunnies while they stripped!

But I will wait for your new thread for that specific desire!

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Mon May 13, 2002 6:24 am

Well, being totaly inoccent and never having tried anything controvercial, how would I know what crack is?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon May 13, 2002 6:37 am

Are you unwell Gruntboy?

I will have a pot of tea and a cream scone please

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon May 13, 2002 6:40 am

Originally posted by Morlock
Well, being totaly inoccent and never having tried anything controvercial, how would I know what crack is?

We are talking about Tea and Scones not forgetting crumpets, i don't believe crack came into the conversation once

CM · Post by CM » Mon May 13, 2002 6:41 am

Ok what are scones?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon May 13, 2002 6:41 am

Gruntboy - Tea - Scone - No Alcohol!?

Something's not quite right here...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 13, 2002 6:52 am

No pot, no booze, no strippers. He won't let us have any fun here!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon May 13, 2002 6:55 am

Originally posted by Minerva

Gruntboy - Tea - Scone - No Alcohol!?

Something's not quite right here...

Hmmm...maybe he has a hangover? Nah, he would be offering a fry up in that case...this is so cultured it is scary!!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon May 13, 2002 7:06 am

@Yshania - exactly.

Far out, isn't it?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon May 13, 2002 7:09 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy

@Yshania - exactly.

Far out, isn't it?

LMAO!!

So are you feeling ok then? just wondering...you seem to have forgotten our orders

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 13, 2002 7:12 am

**Lights up a...Damn! Can't do that here! SLURRs an...Waaah!**

Jace · Post by **Jace** » Mon May 13, 2002 7:12 am

@Ode, you are wrong. There is pot. Pot of tea

@Grunty, do you have any lamingtons?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon May 13, 2002 7:20 am

Originally posted by Yshania
I will have a pot of tea and a cream scone please

I'll have some of that "pot" that Ysh has!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon May 13, 2002 7:30 am

Originally posted by McBane

I'll have some of that "pot" that Ysh has!

Hi McB!

Nothing personal, but I have never met you in such civilised surroundings before!

How are you and yours?