"THE ROLLING THUNDER" - Roadside Café and Motel

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 4:36 am

Ladies & Gentlemen !

The time has come. I'm opening my own tavern thread. Since "AC's Bar & Grrrill" , "Tybaltus Hilltop Tavern" and Scayde's "Flop House" are getting quite full, I've decided to use all my SLURRing experience and open my first own bar.

We have all that's expected from a bar/tavern/restaurant in SYM - AND MORE !.

For example - we have an adjoining (sp?) MOTEL - where you can rent rooms for any purpose - from a quick nap to a raging 3-day party (with mud wrestling

).

Our special back door leads out of this universe - directly to the remodelled and restacked pocket plane (see ToB for explanations on pocket planes) of **drum roll** THE ROLLING THUNDER (tm) !!!! - complete with Pool table,Hottub, tanning equipment, and the new nudist area - which is basically the old indoor bar of the Rolling Thunder (tm) - only now it's walled off (including a second Hottub and a Sauna) and you're only allowed to enter if you're (a) over 18 years, (b) nude and (c) have signed our agreement form - wherein you state NOT to blame "anything that could possibly happen in there" on the crew of the Rolling Thunder (tm) in any way.

So come on in and enjoy our exquisite cooking, our premium beverages, our "5 - *" rooms and our exceptional recreational facilities...

Our Motto:
We live to serve ![size=0]..and YES, we're taping all the activities in the premises - 24/7[/size]

No worries, let the party begin !

Beldin

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 4:43 am

** drops in from the hilltop tavern ** Nice work, mate

** sits down at the bar with a can of Duff **

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 4:51 am

Woo-woo!

*orders the bar*

About time we got this thing back on the road

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 4:54 am

Yo, Kam - been a while

! ** takes a drink from his can of Duff ** Beldin's idea

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 4:54 am

Hey Guys...

I am off to bed after doing a complete reformat and reinstall tonight after I scorched my HD...

But when I saw your new digs I had to run in and *HUG* you two....

It's about time,

..and I do hope you hired at least a few male dancers to keep us girls happy

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 4:55 am

BTW - did I mention that I got DUSTY back ?

He's back ....and he brought reinforcements - his half brother MODDY ->

.

and over there - just behind the bar there's MONTY...

- seemingly VERY happy...I wonder what Kam DID to him to make him grin...

....

**sits down beind the bar, pulls out a newspaper and reads it while sipping from his beer**

EDIT - **hug** @ Scayde ! I'll think about the male strippers - depend's on what you're willing to offer for the service...

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Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 4:56 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
Yo, Kam - been a while ! ** takes a drink from his can of Duff ** Beldin's idea

It has, hasn't it...university has been rather hectic and since almost all of my lectures are morning ones I'm not around as much when you are...and I've been busy with other things:

Since I realised I'd never seen any of the Jay & Silent Bob movies, I've decided to rectify this huge oversight, and have a huge fest...I saw Clerks last night, Mallrats is coming shortly, and Chasing Amy, Dogma and J&SBSB are taken care of already...

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 4:59 am

Originally posted by Beldin
and over there - just behind the bar there's MONTY... - seemingly VERY happy...I wonder what Kam DID to him to make him grin...

Monty!!! *goes over and gives Monty a hug and whispers in his ear* No, I haven't seen you in ages. Yes, that's right...

*looks guilty and offers a hug to Scayde too

* Wow, it must've been a lot of hard work to manage to fry your hard drive totally...I know it takes me ages to manage to do it right

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 5:01 am

**folds his paper for a moment**

...and since I saw Stilgar lurking around earlier .....meet our masseuses for the adult section....**snaps his fingers and...** Voila !

**continues to read his paper after ogling the masseuses**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 5:02 am

*hug* back at Scayde

; I'll see what we can do about those dancers

** performs the Duffman thrust ** Oooh yeah ** finishes his Duff and notices the still empty hottub. From deep with the recesses of his soul, something is stirring ** I need my Stinger

! ** fills the tub with the ingredients to the Electric Shine Stinger, jumps in and flips the 'fry' switch and contentedly SLURRs the E.S.S. ** @Kam: go you! What did you think of Clerks?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 5:05 am

Mmmm...back to the good old days of E.S.S....*jumps in the tub*

Clerks? I thought it was great...very funny, and actually a good film rather than just a vehicle for immature jokes...

I like. I like a lot. And Silent Bob is pretty much the second coolest person in the world, straight after Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 5:20 am

Originally posted by Kameleon
And Silent Bob is pretty much the second coolest person in the world

Only the second ????

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 5:24 am

LOL - word yo, Silent Bob rules

! Of course, I'd have to put Jay in that list, following Silent Bob

** SLURRs some more E.S.S. and uses the remote to switch the tv to one of Duffrooms where the Duff cheerleaders are working out

, then sits back and relaxes **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 5:25 am

Yep. You can't leave Jay out of it - but Bob is waaaay cooler....he doesn't talk SOOOOOO much....

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 5:27 am

Originally posted by Beldin

Only the second ????

Sorry, dude...If he was black and had a wallet with "Bad Mofo"[sic] written on it, then maybe he'd have a chance

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 5:32 am

Yeah, I'll never forgot Silent Bob setting Jay straight in J&SBSB: say it, don't spray it

** gets the distinct feeling they're missing something, when suddenly a creature wanders in through the door, walks over to a barrel of shine and starts SLURRing away **

LOL@Kam

- reminds me of the "What Jedi Knight are you?" (or something) thread

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 5:41 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
Yeah, I'll never forgot Silent Bob setting Jay straight in J&SBSB: say it, don't spray it ** gets the distinct feeling they're missing something, when suddenly a creature wanders in through the door, walks over to a barrel of shine and starts SLURRing away **

LOL@Kam - reminds me of the "What Jedi Knight are you?" (or something) thread

Flammie!!! *ducks as a gout of fire emanates from the dragon's mouth and sets the E.S.S. on fire* Aaah, it's just like absinthe...

*gets out a straw and SLURRs away*

Yeah, it reminded me of that too...maybe that's what's written on the back (front?) of the hat...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 5:51 am

Never underestimate the benefits of fire resistance, with a SLURR dragon around

** belches and SLURRs some more E.S.S., then enjoys the rest of the show ** Yep, it sure is good to be back in the Rolling Thunder [size=0]TM[/size]

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 5:57 am

That's what I wanted to ask, why don't we use the ™ symbol in our sigs instead?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Nov 14, 2002 5:58 am

**leaves his perch behind the bar and orders Dusty to prepare a batch of MC²**

Talking 'bout fire resistance...

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