The Leather and Lace Cafe

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:09 pm

Gotta love falling asleep in that position, if that's what you're talking about. Sleeping next to somebody after a few rounds is always nice. You just pass the **** out and don't wake up for a long, long time. And I hope she knocked you out the nice way instead of the scary kinky way, lol.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:15 pm

Nice cosy bar!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:17 pm

[QUOTE=Yshania]Nice cosy bar!

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lol! Hi Sis!

I actually have been a pretty bad hostess lately, I think people are just serving themselves

How are you doing?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:21 pm

Hey, Sis

I'm not bad, thanks, you?

I thought you had been around long enough to realise the dangers of a self serving bar

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:22 pm

*waves* Hello ladies.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:24 pm

You might be able to tell *hiccup* that we've been here a while. I promise I didn't go for the good stuff, though.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:26 pm

@Ysh,
lol!

Well, you know.. it is the advantage of less work stacked up against the possibility of rapidly dwindling supplies

Though..oddly.. this does not seem to have happened here. Somebody here must have acquired the ability to turn water into alcohol! :eek:

@Magrus,
Hi! Hope you are doing alright

I'm supposed to be doing all kinds of productive things...seeing as we are moving at the end of this month, but laziness has struck in the worst way.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:30 pm

Amazing what a little imagination can create.

*waves at the ladies*

How are you all? Funny, I thought I had happened into the little boys' room by mistake! Curse my poor sense of direction!

@DW, I am moving home on Monday. Chaos reigns! :rolleyes:

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:31 pm

[QUOTE=Yshania]Hey, Sis

I'm not bad, thanks, you?

I thought you had been around long enough to realise the dangers of a self serving bar

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What dangers :confused:

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:34 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]What dangers :confused:

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Oh, bless! Such innocence!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:36 pm

Sadly, my innocence was lost years ago, and I've heard it said you can never get it back.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:39 pm

@Ysh,

*snicker* Are you sure it was by accident?

In seriousness, I've been known to sometimes wander into there deliberately because most women seem to take so damned long in the toilet.. and when nature calls...

*eek* I'm sure it is chaos. I'm looking forward to new place itself.. but I would love to skip the actual moving part. It is sort of like air tarvel... I like it once I get there, but I could happily forego the travelling itself

@BS.... You realise you are just further amplifying your reputation as a drunk, right?

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:40 pm

Self serving bars with Magrus or any of his students will end up as a tower of empty bottles and probably on fire, that is just the beginning. We're like little kids, you can't leave us to ourselves or mischief could occur... :eek:

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:41 pm

Some of mag's students do have a little decorum about them you know...

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:43 pm

Remember that the IQ of a group of people declines exponentially as more and more people join and more and more alcohol is imbibed. The college is growing and growing fast.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:45 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Sadly, my innocence was lost years ago, and I've heard it said you can never get it back.

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Whether your loss was through recklessness or carelessness...I sense abstract remains exist...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:46 pm

So, let's get this straight, Magrus has followers? Lackey's? People who will blindly follow him along his path of inequity so long as they are promised large amounts of alcohol?

Damn, where were you people during my attempted takeovers of the board :eek:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:47 pm

They're loyal, obediant, perverted and drunkards. I love them.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:47 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]@Ysh,

*snicker* Are you sure it was by accident?

In seriousness, I've been known to sometimes wander into there deliberately because most women seem to take so damned long in the toilet.. and when nature calls...

*eek* I'm sure it is chaos. I'm looking forward to new place itself.. but I would love to skip the actual moving part. It is sort of like air tarvel... I like it once I get there, but I could happily forego the travelling itself

@BS.... You realise you are just further amplifying your reputation as a drunk, right?

[/QUOTE]

Look, I am choosy about boys' rooms! And yes, I have embarrassed a few men by using the more select cubicles.

I just want to be in there, I don't mind the unpacking and finding new homes for things, I just hate the packing up and the worry about the mortgage. One of those will end shortly.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:48 pm

I'm not a prisoner.... I'm a free man!!!!

oh wait... you were talking about followers