The Leather and Lace Cafe

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:40 am

Reality is coming back...

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:41 am

Oh the horror :rolleyes:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:43 am

It's bad man. I've been drunk for a good while now.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:46 am

Well, how many hours before Operation Poopypants commences again? Time enough for a few more, or no?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:49 am

It's 5...she'll be here around 11 am today, mommy is keeping her in school during the morning. I swear, if that girl brings another young lady over that wiggles for me, no more biting my tongue. I'm generally a little angel around Kimmy, but that's just cruel bringing over young and squirming girls and taunting me with them because she knows I'm good around her!

Can't drink more. I should get sleep...ha, like thats likely. :rolleyes:

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:55 am

Then go sleep, Mag. Or at least try, so you don't pass out from exhaustion into a dirty diaper you're changing. And did you ever think that Kimmy is being an angel and bringing you women to feast your eyes on and flirt with because you don't get out as much? She may be bringing women who wiggle for a reason! :eek:

That would be awesome!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:10 am

If she is, they're both getting it.

The last girl was cute and all, but the one before her, was 17, little italian girl and SO my type whom she brought over after seeing me in that same filthy shirt in the morning. I'm starting to wonder the reasoning behind this. Maybe she just needs to validate the stories about me or something? :confused:

Have you ever just thrown out an offer for that at a party? "who wants a spanking?" and see what happens? Great amusement factor for you there.

I should sleep, but sleep doesn't feel like it's anywhere near ready to show up yet.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:15 am

Maybe a threesome is in order? As for shouting out stuff, I go to CU Boulder, man. You can yell out "Any chicks want to get it on?" and you'll get some takers. Cute ones too. I've done that, but watched out for the dirty ones. And sleep has to happen eventually. I'm out in 45 at the latest. I have to pack tomorrow/today/whatever.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:17 am

Yeah, clapping at a ball game is different than bringing the clap into your life.

Yeah, your leaving today?

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:24 am

Plane leaves at 4PM, two hour layover in Chicago, then a long damn flight to Scotland. I will be sleeping much of that time too, apparently. We've been on for what? 5 hours? Not bad.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:28 am

Yeah, it's been a while.

That's going to be a long flight man. Ugh, I should try sleeping before it gets too bright out. You have fun on your trip.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:32 am

Thanks. We'll see if I can get back online a few times, but who knows. Good luck getting sleep. Have fun with the baby.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:33 am

Thanks, will do.

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:35 am

Hopefully something pretty will wiggle her way into your house later today. Tight jeans and all. Let the torture continue!

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:37 am

Scotland! Wow... thats only like, 500 miles from me

Erenor · Post by **Erenor** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:39 am

Thank you for using units I understand. I'll be driving down through Scotland and England. Flying out through Heatherow (or however you spell it) in about a week and a half. Happy trails!

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:52 am

How exciting. So you're staying in scotland, bu leaving from heathrow? :confused:

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:36 am

Pops head around door

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I pondered this post for an extended time, confused as to whether it was insulting or simply meant to be comforting. Such is the curse of being in conrtol of such an easily confused mind as mine is.Besides, big words and all

Upon reading the last line, however, I decided who cares?

[/QUOTE]

ROFL! so I could call you anything, so long as the closing statement is less than three syllables! It is nice to see you around again!

*leaves the boys to the boys' conversation*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:56 pm

Oh no, you're not tricking me that easily. I can think of a multitude of three syllable phrases, and only a percentage are good.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:57 pm

Indeed, I can think of a verb and noun combo that, just by switching in random adjectives makes for a slew of dirty phrases.