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You need to get dry. You spot a few glowing embers from the firepit that had been extinguished by the rain storm and drag your soggy self towards them to dry. The embers are nicely warm and you start to feel a little drier, just then a gust of wind left over from the storm, blows your soggy body ...

towards an enormous fire pit. You can feel your paper-thin body start to curl at the edges with the heat...

..."oh no", you gasp...the super specs have revealed another dimension to this alleyway. It is a in fact a tiny rip in the space-time-continuum... For the first time [since the bar room incident with Anthony/Hannibal] you are truly scared. This tiny rip [in the s-t-c] means that your evil twin, whom ...

Have a great day Moonbiter

you shake your head to clear it... not a good idea. You wobble even more precariously on the bar stool. Sheesh, that was some powerful paprika. You reach out to the bar to steady yourself. Hey, your hand is fine not shredded, cool. Reflected in the mirror on the back wall of the bar you notice that ...

...but hang on a minute. Anthony Hopkins? Intoxicating blue eyes... more like intoxicated blue eyes! And furthermore, these are the same blue eyes that stare back at you from the bathroom mirror every morning. This is none other than your Evil Twin!!!!! You...

...to get through that turnstile. Home, sweet home is on the other side. You can almost taste it. You smile to yourself; a little dreamlike plan emerging in your mind [yes, oh yes: a bubble bath, followed by your favourite TV dinner whilst watching all 973 reruns of the Simpsons with a can of never ...

Hi Kipi, Good too see you back!!!

You reach into your trusty leather knapsack and extract a single brick and a bag of ready mixed cement. Well, it's a start, but you are never going to build a wall with just one brick [and to be honest, you're not sure that a brick wall is the answer to your problems]. After another rummage in your ...

...you realise that Joshie is wasting his time. Bone Armour for Dummies
against a window brush? No contest. You roll the window clearner off you and to say thanks for all bashing with the brush, kick him in the ribs on your way out the door. But just outside the door...

...he turns into a Death Claw and slaps the weapons from your hands, leaving you weaponless and confronting a mighty opponent. You decide that...

Donning the suit of bone armour, you feel an interesting little tingle. 'Good lord', you think to yourself, 'I do believe that was one of my brain synapses firing...hmm' ... Now you understand! The super INT zombie/skeleton thingy, whose body you are now wearing as armour, it's super-intellect is ...

Hmmm, WoW, perhaps not. But I have read something similar happening in the sim world MMO's, like Second Life. The article said that terrorists cells were 'meeting' in these 'worlds' and really I suppose if companies like IBM have set up shop there, why not Al-Quaeda? I think it was in the Economist ...

...just before The Voice wrenches the Editor from your grasp you do a sneaky toggle on the console code...

...sod that for a game of soliders. You reach for your trusty leather knapsack, and after a quick rummage come up with your 'Editor for Every Game Ever Made'. Hah! You level up and up and up. Now you are in GOD mode. Hmmm... now what?...ship it in... . What no, it can't be...

...you feel your lungs collapse as the air from your oxygen supply-line skooshes into the zero atmosphere of the asteroid...

...that The Seer, having given you the message [the one that will fix everything: life the universe...your evil twin] is rapidly disappearing into the distance. "Oy" you shout, "wait up a moment". He glances over his shoulder and hope rises in you. He's coming back... Uh, oh. Hmm well, yes, he is ...

Happy Birthday Kathy.

Now I am going to ask you to imagine cakes, balloons and party hats.

I think I actually got the right day, this time! Time zones, not good... :laugh:

...this smoked glass must be soundproof glass, because although his lips are moving you can't hear what he is saying. You reach once again into your trusty leather knapsack and have a quick rummage for you lip-reading gadget...now where is it?...

"I am an ardent shopper at As Seen on TV network .
Everything I have ever bought has a) worked, b) been exactley as described on the show, c) I could not have bought it a lower price in any shop on the planet and d) I am their biggest fan. Don't deny yourself, just buy, buy buy...You will be so ...