Gamers! Are you male or female?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:18 am

You're just jealous 'cos it's so much easier for us to pee standing up.

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:43 am

Ode to a Grasshopper wrote:You're just jealous 'cos it's so much easier for us to pee standing up.

I award this the quote of the day

Fljotsdale · Post by **Fljotsdale** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:25 am

Ode to a Grasshopper wrote:You're just jealous 'cos it's so much easier for us to pee standing up.

Not jealous (cos male 'bits' are not the prettiest things, and female bits are tidier) but if a woman pees standing up it runs down her legs, so we have to find a loo... :laugh:

Tricky · Post by **Tricky** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:08 am

I have a tiny bit of trouble!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:22 am

Fljotsdale wrote:Not jealous (cos male 'bits' are not the prettiest things, and female bits are tidier) but if a woman pees standing up it runs down her legs, so we have to find a loo... :laugh:

*laughs*

There is only one circumstance where I have ever suffered from "Penis Envy." During camping and backpacking trips... I have often longed for the ability to just discreetly vanish behind a tree with minimum fuss.

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:47 am

dragon wench wrote:*laughs*

There is only one circumstance where I have ever suffered from "Penis Envy." During camping and backpacking trips... I have often longed for the ability to just discreetly vanish behind a tree with minimum fuss.

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the strongest incentives to return to our heritage as hunter-gatherers!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:37 am

fable wrote:Ladies and gentlemen, one of the strongest incentives to return to our heritage as hunter-gatherers!

Ehhh... why's that? So the entire female population suffers from a collective case of penis envy? :speech:

Actually.... this reminds me of something...

Meet the [url="http://www.mec.ca/Products/product_detail.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302695889&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524441931845&bmLocale=en"]port-a-penis[/url]...especially designed for women who appreciate the great outdoors...

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:41 pm

So thanks to Odie we are discussing genitalia now?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:55 pm

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:So thanks to Odie we are discussing genitalia now?

Odie can't help it... he's Australian...

galraen · Post by **galraen** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:25 pm

From the advert DW linked to:

with a telescoping extension tube for accurate direction.

I've seen far too much evidence on far too many occasions iin my life that many men could do with something very similar!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:50 pm

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:So thanks to Odie we are discussing genitalia now?

Genitalia AND urination.

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:37 am

galraen wrote:I've seen far too much evidence on far too many occasions iin my life that many men could do with something very similar!

You'd think to point and shoot was easy. I mean, soldiers do it all the time to great effect on the battlefield.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:41 am

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:You'd think to point and shoot was easy. I mean, soldiers do it all the time to great effect on the battlefield.

Yeah... but soldiers generally receive professional training.. Can you imagine if all men were required to undergo professional urination training? :speech:

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:45 am

dragon wench wrote:Yeah... but soldiers generally receive professional training.. Can you imagine if all men were required to undergo professional urination training? :speech:

I thought that was the parents jobs when all men were but kids. Not that I'm likening parents to overbearing drill sergeants or anything.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:03 am

Isn't that the point of those urinal cakes?

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:32 am

I'm in China right now and I gotta say, I've always wondered how women manage to use the bathrooms around here. While the more modern facilities have toilets, most other areas (including school bathrooms!) have squat toilets AKA a hole in the ground that's enshrined in porcelain. I would have to almost describe it as a porcelain hole that leads to a pipe.

So women can pee in different positions I suppose. And that sounds a lot dirtier than I intended it to.

Fljotsdale · Post by **Fljotsdale** » Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:39 pm

You guys have me in stitches! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: