Can somebody explain? OT

Edar Macilrille · Post by **Edar Macilrille** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:34 pm

Why is there some chick done up in a sort of pseudo-fantasy bikini with blinking bosom and the text "Come play my lord" in my Left banner here? Who on earth does that catch the interest off?

Skirting a warning, but the absurdity of it just struck me.

Edar Macilrille · Post by **Edar Macilrille** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:03 pm

Seriously, her bosom blinks in neon blue:speech: I would run away no matter how pretty she was...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:31 pm

1. You might want to try this one in [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/speak-your-mind-16/"]SYM[/url].

There's even a topic going on Second Life hookers and the ins and outs of virtual sex atm so it should slot in nicely - I'm sure Fable will move this thread there if you ask him really nicely and promise to stay off his lawn.
2. For my part I assume it's for the benefit of either net-savvy baboons or advertisers. Then again, Viconia had a blue bosom and she seems pretty popular, so who knows?
3. If you've never slept with a gung-ho sword-swinging/bow-shooting warrior woman who wears metallic underwear you're totally missing out - just be careful playing with knives around delicate areas.

Edar Macilrille · Post by **Edar Macilrille** » Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:16 am

Well Odie, what you do not know is that I am a Danish viking fighting re-enactor, and womaniser when single, so I do know and have slept with warrior women (though I mostly stay away from fellow fighters as they are more brothers-in-arms than objects for my pursuit). They are no different than anyone else, as for the metallic underwear- it is uncomfortable to say the least. contrary to belief, chainmail is not nice and soft. It is created to be the opposite...

As for moving the thread, the BG (and sometimes IWD) forums are the only ones I visit. So I would rather keep it, I was mostly intrigued at the absurdity of that add. Not just blue, they were in fact skin-coloured- but blinking neon-light-like blue. Imagine turning the lights of to enjoy your woman in candlelight and the bedroom/tent/whereever gets lit up by flashing neon sign light from her bosom! Perhaps she grew up in a certain place in Ukraine, Tjernobyl (sp?)...

Pellinore · Post by **Pellinore** » Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:39 pm

Fable, please don't be too harsh with us being so far off topic

Edar, I am a historical re-enactor as well (or I try to be at least...). You are aware that the 1000th anniversary of the Battle of Clontarf is only 4 years away, yes? Do you belong to a group or are you the loner type?

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:06 pm

Not sure how I missed this, but I've been exceptionally busy, lately with work. In any case, this really doesn't fit into BG2, but it most certainly does fit into SYM, where the idea of DW in a fantasy bikini or CE in a catsuit has been considered, before.

I left out, "considered at length," because I'm developing a vein of subtlety in my wizened old age.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:20 pm

You might want to read this link:
Evolution of Evony Video Game Ads Sociological Images

It is actually quite "funny" in a "how sad" kind of way

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:08 am

Great.... more perversion via pixels...
Whatever happened to good, old fashioned, sweat and blood porn?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:19 am

I know where there is a well hidden cache of the old fashioned stuff. Available for a reasonable fee.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:35 am

Bloodstalker wrote:I know where there is a well hidden cache of the old fashioned stuff. Available for a reasonable fee.

which probably explains your recent computer troubles

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:52 am

dragon wench wrote:which probably explains your recent computer troubles

LOL!

@Xan: Nice link. I was amused.

In the past, Politically Correct (PC) lingo gave us innovative ways to breathe life into what were otherwise droll, boring descriptions. At least, that's the way I view it anyway. Turn the misfortune of others into opportunity, I say.

Translated into everyday speech: new ways to take potshots at folks. :mischief:

Take, for instance, Tractor Pulls. PC descriptive: entertainment for the dentally challenged.

Professional Wresting: entertainment for the mentally challenged. :speech:

American Idol: ...eh, I suppose if I go there, I will be lynched. I don't have a decent life insurance policy yet, so my wife might be a tad bit upset over that.

Now, enter Evony. Entertainment for the utterly challenged. :laugh: