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Merry Christmas GB!

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I was trying to think of a cool idea for a holiday thread and "where are you going" seemed cliche, so how about silly jokes?

Last Christmas, grandpa was feeling his age, and found that shopping for Christmas gifts had become too difficult. So he decided to send checks to everyone instead.

In each card he wrote, “Buy your own present!” and mailed them early.

He enjoyed the usual flurry of family festivities, and it was only after the holiday that he noticed that he had receiving very few cards in return. Puzzled over this, he went into his study, intending to write a couple of his relatives and ask what had happened. It was then, as he cleared off his cluttered desk that he got his answer. Under a stack of papers, he was horrified to find the gift checks which he had forgotten to enclose with the cards.

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Hope you guys have a great [insert religious and/or secular holiday you celebrate] and a happy new year! 2011 is going to be a crazy year for RPGs.
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Post by Curry »

Did the grandpa ever live to see the next christmas, or did the greedy children poison him for the inheritance? :eek:
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Curry wrote:Did the grandpa ever live to see the next christmas, or did the greedy children poison him for the inheritance? :eek:
That's what i'd d.. what? You're saying that i won't have to speak the truth? Phew, i almost said that i like who.. Damnation!

At any rate : Joe was a worker at WdYecaTN (Why do you even care about the name) company, and he was often late. His boss told him, that the next time he's late, he's fired. Unfortunately the next morning Joe overslept, once again, so he created a master plan. "Can't fire me if i was assaulted by muggers on my way to the work! That's why i got late!" He visited his dentist at his home, and asked him to pull two of his teeth out. After the job was done, the dentist said
- 50 $, 25 for each tooth
- What? Its normaly 15!
- Yeah, but its Xmas

A pleasant Xmas to all of you!
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Happy Holidays to every member of GameBanshee!

I hope you all get the presents you wished for, hopefully the packets contain at least one good game... ;)

I have already got the best present I can get this year: one week without work shifts! :cool:

No jokes in this post, sorry about that... :p
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Kind of early, but Merry Christmas to everyone. :)
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Merry Christmas droogies. :p
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Merry Christmas everyone
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No jokes, but I hope you all had/are having a great Christmas! :D
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Merry Christmas everyone. I hope you are having a good time. :)
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Happy holidays everyone! :)
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Finally about to get home from vacation - insane weather conditions with 130cm of snow, fast winds and what not ..... :eek: Completely surreal.

A belated happy holidays to people :)
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