Fable's House of 3D Pancakes and Spam

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 11:58 am

Given the importance of this year (the Millenium of Spam) I thought I'd start up an all-nighter topic for people to talk about anything, as they wander around at odd hours. If you haven't got anything better to do, the boss is away, the stores are all closed, and you've finished BG2 for the eleventh time, consider posting here.

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 12:04 pm

Or, post here in the daytime. We serve pancakes in several different batters, with two dozen add-ons, twelve syrups, three kinds of butter, and the all-important spam.

Mind, use the napkins. WK drooled on the floor, and we've had to hire some linoleum repairmen to fix the acid damage.

One other point: FH3DPS (as well affectionately like to call it) is now taking applications for a wide range of positions. These include, but are not limited to, the following:

Cooks
Waiters/Waitresses
Cashiers
Bouncers
Bellydancers
Spam Warmers
Clerics
Janitorial staff

Please inquire within.

[ 07-13-2001: Message edited by: fable ]

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 12:10 pm

Ummm Fable..you didn't let him bring the goats in did you?

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 12:12 pm

Ummm Fable..you didn't let him bring the goats in did you?

(blink) @T, you heard about that? He told us the goats were relatives. An extended family, a close relationship, he said.

Saigo · Post by **Saigo** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 12:13 pm

Spam Pankakes?

Well, that may be one thing WK's never eaten.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 12:17 pm

A spam pancake house? Great, I love American pancakes (they are much better than the Swedish ones) and I love spamming, so this must be the perfect place for me

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 12:21 pm

Spam pancakes...Yum!

Saigo · Post by **Saigo** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 12:22 pm

OK, an entrepeneurial concept: The Spamcake Chalet, with syrup-proof internet connections at each booth.

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 12:49 pm

@C Elegans, thanks. Your comments are appreciated. Feel free to drop in anytime, and stay as long as you like. Tonight we are also featuring the exotic balalika of Baba Ganush and her Triplets of Hegelian Desire. Thesis is the tall redhead. Counter-Thesis is the short, willowy brunette. Synthesis is the blonde with the tattoo across her...

Well. They certainly do make those outfits revealing nowadays, don't they? Heh.

@Brink, eat your fill. There's always more where that came from.

@Saigo, it sounds like you're a man (or woman, or both, or neither, or...) of vision. How would you like a job on the development team as we expand across the globe?

We provide a fine group of benefits, including a 90-day-a-year vacation, spam farm sabbaticals, spam mutual funds, and health benefits for your entire family, your neighbor's family, and the family of that guy who runs the gas station that lives at the end of your block.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 12:55 pm

Dear Sir

I write with regards to your advertisement for staff. Please find enclosed my CV.

I am interested in your cashiering vacancy. As you can see from my resume I have extensive experience handling bullion with all due care and my full attention.

I will be available for work in eighteen months, dependant on good behaviour. Thank you in advance for your kind consideration.

Yours sincerely

Robin Banks.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 12:58 pm

Yshania, Good one. ROTFLMAO

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 12:59 pm

@fable-Don't mind if I do

.I don't have any cash with me though....

Saigo · Post by **Saigo** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 1:31 pm

fable, throw in 51% ownership, major medical for my hampsters and a luxury box at the annual SPAM Festival, and I'll consider it.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 2:44 pm

Dear Sir

It has been a while since I last wrote, I really just wanted to update my resume with you.

I have spent quite some time on kitchen duty. I can now scramble eggs and prepare smash potatoes.

I look forward to hearing from you,

Regards

Robin.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 3:04 pm

Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>Dear Sir

I write with regards to your advertisement for staff. Please find enclosed my CV.

I am interested in your cashiering vacancy. As you can see from my resume I have extensive experience handling bullion with all due care and my full attention.

I will be available for work in eighteen months, dependant on good behaviour. Thank you in advance for your kind consideration.

Yours sincerely

Robin Banks.</STRONG>

Reminds me of that ad that was posted in the an US paper that stated something along the lines of a reformed marjuana salesman trying to get a job as an office manager and stating all the qualities he owned that were all tangenital to his selling pot

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 3:09 pm

Dear Sir,

It is now lights down. I was wondering whether I could also be considered for the Spamwarmer vacancy. My roomie tells me he can show me how it is done. I will keep you informed of my position.

I look forward to hearing from you.

With best regards

Rob.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 3:13 pm

@Mr. Sleep-Heya buddy

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 3:18 pm

Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>@Mr. Sleep-Heya buddy </STRONG>

Hi Brink, how are you feeling today?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 3:19 pm

I would volunteer my services as a cook, since the New Love Boat has apparently sunk, but I'm on vacation. As soon as you get a cook, though, I would like to order some 3D spamcakes.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 3:23 pm

Please inquire within.

Well i am just about qualified to be a Bouncer, but if all else fails i could be a damn good janitor