Fable's House of 3D Pancakes and Spam

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 12:37 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
I thought this was a pancake house.

Um, I must be in the wrong place.

Fable employed Weasel, you know. It's obvious this place won't be just a pancake house...

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 12:42 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
Fable employed Weasel, you know. It's obvious this place won't be just a pancake house...

If Fable is serving food, is it sanitary?

I think, I'll cook at home tonight.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 12:47 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:

If Fable is serving food, is it sanitary?

I think, I'll cook at home tonight.

That's probably wise, because Gwalchmai is the chef here.

I don't know who's washing plates, though. I hope it's not Weasel with his speedo in his hands...

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 2:06 pm

@Weasel will not be doing any touching of anything, including himself.

His costume has already been examined by the local health board, as well as the immigration folks, the CIA, and a section of the US Airforce dedicated to researching rumors of UFOs. Everything, including the ruby-encrusted nipple clamps, passed with flying colors, although I personally deported the penguins. You know the rules, Weasel: no lifestock.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 2:12 pm

You know the rules, Weasel: no lifestock.

But Fable, do you really want to deprive him of one of the few pleasures he has in life? Don't you think a little compassion might be in order?

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 5:01 pm

Dragonwench writes:
But Fable, do you really want to deprive him of one of the few pleasures he has in life? Don't you think a little compassion might be in order?

I have already expressed compassion. I have permitted the ruby-encrusted nipple clamps, the electric cattle prod autographed by William Shatner, the butt plug in the shape of the Eiffel Tower, and the leash bearing the holograms of the Brady Bunch.

Besides, the penguins themselves asked to be deported. They were all pregnant, and homesick for Antarctica.

KramoR · Post by **KramoR** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 6:09 pm

Originally posted by fable:
I have already expressed compassion. I have permitted the ruby-encrusted nipple clamps, the electric cattle prod autographed by William Shatner, the butt plug in the shape of the Eiffel Tower, and the leash bearing the holograms of the Brady Bunch.

Besides, the penguins themselves asked to be deported. They were all pregnant, and homesick for Antarctica.

pregnant penguins? OMG!

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 6:28 pm

@KramoR, ask Weasel about it. All I know is, *each and every penguin was afraid they'd let the gene pool down.* Need I say more?

KramoR · Post by **KramoR** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 6:37 pm

OMG

Somewhere in the Antarctica, are penguins walking around with Weasel mullets.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 6:39 pm

Ummm errrrr...I'm speechless and very very frightened

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 6:41 pm

Well, I guess that if ever Weasel wants to visit Antartica he'll have relatives with whom he can stay.

KramoR · Post by **KramoR** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 6:53 pm

Lets all do the Weasel waddle.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 7:10 pm

Hello again all

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 8:20 pm

the Weasel waddle.

Is that before or after his visit with the penguins? Or is it something the penguins do following Weasel's ministrations?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 8:21 pm

I can see people around here don't appreciate the fine arts, so I will withdraw my employment papers effective as of now.

KramoR · Post by **KramoR** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 8:29 pm

Sorry Weasel, I think, that Fable made sure you couldn't back out of your contract.

KramoR · Post by **KramoR** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 8:35 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench:
Is that before or after his visit with the penguins? Or is it something the penguins do following Weasel's ministrations?

All the above.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 8:57 pm

Originally posted by KramoR:
Sorry Weasel, I think, that Fable made sure you couldn't back out of your contract.

Seeing as this is my last reply in this topic, Fable might need to look in to legal action against me.

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 9:09 pm

@Weasel, you did expressly agree to a series of appearances. If you'll look at your contract, there was the Dance of Seven Veils--that was tonight. In one week's time, you were going to do your Elvis Impersonation, with the glitter bikini. Then, two weeks from tonight, we had you booked in your impression of the Rape of the Sabine Women.

Many tickets have already been sold. Refunds are very hard to manage. Would you want to disappoint an enthralled public? Would you do this to your fans? Please, reconsider.

I will even throw in the addresses of the penguins.

KramoR · Post by **KramoR** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 9:13 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:
Seeing as this is my last reply in this topic, Fable might need to look in to legal action against me.

What? Why? Look Weasel, I was just joking. I'm sorry, if I offened you. Sh!t, sorry Weasel.