New improved goodbye form

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Fri Jun 22, 2001 5:47 pm

I, the Dogg, am Spamming today because:
1) I am bored at work
3) I don’t have a real life

My attitude toward Spamming is that it should be:
2) Meaningless and short (i.e. “Spam and Run”)(see sig below)
3) Humorous, in a light and fluffy kinda way
5) Insulting for no apparent reason

In regards to Spamming, the following statement best applies to me:
2) Quality? What’s that?
4) I Spam, therefore I am

Instead of Spamming, I would rather be:
1) Giving virtual hugs/kisses/massages/flowers/cookies
3) Talking about the opposite sex

definately NOT clogging

this has been a SPAM AND RUN BY LEEDOGG! OH WAIT THIS WASN'T SPAM

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Fri Jun 22, 2001 7:09 pm

Just have to say I'll be gone from 27th June till 8th July, because we just graduated and me and my friends are going off to roam the world and annoy people and have a great time. But thats a few days away.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 12:31 am

I'm just proud to have even posted in a thread that has received the oh-so-rare "seal of approval" from our Fearless Leader. It was an honor to ride on Waverlys coat-tails. I think I gonna cry....

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 1:15 am

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
I'm just proud to have even posted in a thread that has received the oh-so-rare "seal of approval" from our Fearless Leader. It was an honor to ride on Waverlys coat-tails. I think I gonna cry....

LMAO A appearance by Buck could mean doom.(At least in my case)

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 1:18 am

Weasel: He's probably gone back to ToB for now. You're safe for a while. Have at it!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 1:25 am

Gwalchmai; Buck has this thing about appearing at my worst time.

1.Board gets broken (I still deny the charges) and who appears within 22.2 seconds....Buck.

2.Flames appear (I have a bad temper sometimes, but I'm working on fixing this) and who appears within 12.9 seconds....Buck.

Doom I say DOOM!!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 1:33 am

Weasel: Think of it this way: Buck is probably not the most punctual person in real life (who is?) - you just have a way of bringing out the best in people!

Also, there's Weasel-Doomed and then there's Baasie-Doomed. But I'm just a Polly Anna.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 1:44 am

Gwalchmai;

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 8:34 am

i thought it would've been cool if buck would have participated in our fun.

I suppose you can't expect the Gods to come down and play with the peasants(sp).

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 9:03 am

Originally posted by leedogg:
i thought it would've been cool if buck would have participated in our fun.

You mean, you'd like to see Buck telling us he is leaving?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 9:09 am

Originally posted by Minerva:
You mean, you'd like to see Buck telling us he is leaving?

Yeah, I guess then the gods would be fraternizing a bit too much with the peasants (and getting Armadin's/Pope's hopes up) - present company excepted, of course.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 9:16 am

Originally posted by Buck Satan:
I, Buck Satan, being the omnipotent sort, am
3) hanging myself with my shoelaces
Because I can no longer put up with
8) Whining on my beloved boards
I am telling you all this so that
1) you may feel damn guilty about what you have done
While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with (check all that apply):
_x_Chonic goodbye posts
Don’t you know that
1) I am so much smarter than all of you?
4) I am god and will smite you?
In closing, please know that
5) My ubb software reports on the porn sites you all visit just prior to coming here.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 9:20 am

OMG, Waverly!!

I wonder if you decided to leave and never return here again...

<but ROFLMAO

>

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 10:12 am

My ubb software reports on the porn sites you all visit just prior to coming here.

DO WHAT???

I was told this information was private.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 11:12 am

Originally posted by Weasel:

DO WHAT??? I was told this information was private.

You always have to read small print, Weasel.

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 11:36 am

Originally posted by Minerva:
You mean, you'd like to see Buck telling us he is leaving?

i don't believe the Almighty one can leave us

, but he CAN kick all of a$$e$ out!

BTW-i did say FUN not SERIOUSNESS.

waverly-i hope your have some flame resistant clothing, cause Satan may be paying you a visit soon.

it was funny as hell though!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 11:42 am

Originally posted by leedogg:
waverly-i hope your have some flame resistant clothing, cause Satan may be paying you a visit soon. it was funny as hell though!

I've been waiting for our Big Brother turning up...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 5:55 pm

@Waverly ROFLMAO

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Jun 23, 2001 9:57 pm

I, KidD01 aka K', being such a spammer, am
5) cutting my aorta with Balduran Butter Knife
Because I can no longer put up with
6) uggly pantless marines invading the love boat
I am telling you all this so that
3)…well I have no idea why am telling you this)
While you all suck donkeys, I am particularly upset with :
_X_ uggly booze bar on the corner of 2nd street
Don’t you know that
5) Viagra is dangerous for your wealth like Waverly's purple pills
In closing, please know that
4) The farewell party will be held at Ye Olde Booze Bar, all drink were on me