Gruntboy: What a sweet sig... And it's true too.
I just thought of a demented story you'll all appreciate. It fits quite nicely in the catagory just set by Waverly:
The mentioned schooltrip to Prague. I think the average age was... 16, I was 17.
We were all staying (about 30 people) in some awfull large hotel on different floors. There were 20 floors orso, the building was extremly crappy and the elevators (2, one of which out of order) permantantly in use by little old German ladies that were also staying in the hotel.
Beer was cheap in Prague, and it came in large glasses so everybody was happy. The first nigth after a busride of 17 hours we all got drunk went to bed too late to get up at 8 in the morning to go see the sites but still had to and so on (typical schooltrip). I think it was the... second night... We were going to some club with all the kids and four teachers. It was supposed to be a nice bar woth some dancing and a pooltable yaddayadda. The teachers were all thrilled. When we arrived all the kids were thrilled. As it turned out the bar had gone nightclub since the last time the teachers had been there... This meant ladies dancing on the tables...
This was my first introduction to tequila and I had an awfull lot of it since my friends were all buying me rounds and I had some money to spend myself too.
At soem point one of the ladies starts dancing on the bar, quite close to one of the guys (age 16, having the time of his life) after a while even rubbing up against him. (Not using the exact words, but he was sitting on a barstool and she was standing on the bar, you can fill in the blancs yourself

) The teachers were all horrified ofcourse and we had a good laugh.
One of my friends, same best friend I mentioned before, by the way... (we made up a bit... and my crush was over...) said I shouldn't drink a beer rigth after I drained a tequila and I was drunk enough already to take it as a dare. After that I was really wasted. (utterly uncharming..)
We went back to the hotel with some equivalent of a bus and a subway, both making me sick and we regrouped in one of the rooms on the 11th floor. (running up the stairs was a lot of fun too) They were split rooms, 4 person, then split in two seperate chambers for two. All of us (a group of about 10) were in one room. Two in the other. These two had been a couple for quite some time, everybody knew what was going on in there...
It didn't take long for the teachers to find us. (just follow the noise complaints by little old German ladies) And they rushed into the room. I was getting pretty sick by then so I demanded the roomkey from a friend and got up.
One of the teachers that had come along liked me a lot (Biology teacher, I was good at biology, this was nothing sexual. I guess I was just one of his favorite students...) he walks over to me, shaking em by the arm, making me more and more sick along the way "Chrissy (only then my real name) are you okay, you don't look too good." Chrissy looking up bleerily: "Well, that's exaclty how I feel!" The teach wasn't too happy to find out that one of his most 'wise' students was so drunk. And I told him I was going to my room to get some sleep. He let me go. As I walked out the door I saw two of the tallest guys blocking the door to the little room with the couple in it while two teahcers were trying to get them out of the way convnced we were hiding more booze...
Since the two guys were drunk it wasn't hard to push them out of the way and the teachers found the two... Well lets say they caught them red-handed...

I laughed all the way to my room and went in, felt extremely horrible as the room didn't wan to stop spinning and finally passed out on my bed.
The next day I woke up alone in the room. Thsi was odd since I was sharing it with 4 other girls... I felt a bit numb but okay for a hangover and washed up. As I came out of the bathroom I heard this insistent knocking on the door and opened it (fully clothed, don't worry) there were my friends... "You were here all night?" "Yeah, why?" And out came the story that they had been knocking at the door from 4 till 5. But I was too fast asleep to let them in. They ahd spend the night wanderinga bout because the teachers wouldn't let anybody sleep in anybody else's rooms anymore... One of the friends was the caught girl...
I must say it was the best night's sleep I had in Prague...