Where Are You From? (No Spam)
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dragon wench
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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>We "Hosers" are funny cause we can make fun of ourselves
*Hears a slam, then several yelps*
Aw, crap... Some bugger just ran into my dog sled... Anyway... Because we can laugh at ourselves, we become funny... Now.. If you excuse me, I have to go get my dinner...
*Stalks off outside, looking for the bear he wrestles for his food*
*pictures Aegis clad in a lumberjack shirt and a touque.......
wait a minute he's singing something about the forests of British Columbia......and what was that about going to the lavatree?*
[ 01-20-2002: Message edited by: dragon wench ]
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dragon wench
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I never wanted to do this in the first place!
I... I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
(piano vamp)
Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers
of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!
Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????
CHORUS
I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a .... a Bra????
(mounties break off song, and begin insulting lumberjack)
Girl: (crying) I thought you were so rugged!
I... I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
(piano vamp)
Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers
of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!
Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????
CHORUS
I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a .... a Bra????
(mounties break off song, and begin insulting lumberjack)
Girl: (crying) I thought you were so rugged!
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Yshania
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Oh? and where would you suppose that was then?Posted by Aegis -
Nah, Ysh is just getting "Picky" about who she talks to... She used to talk to me, but, hey, we all know where that went...
@Xx - LOL!
erm...none of the above @DW - ROFLMAO!
Parachute for sale, like new! Never opened!
Guinness, black goes with everything.
Guinness, black goes with everything.
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dragon wench
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Actually, it is Monty PythonOriginally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>@DW: LMAO... I haven't heard that for so long... correct me if I'm wrong, but was that Royal Canadian Air Farce?
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Well i am here to re-infect you with the flu i had last weekOriginally posted by leedogg:
<STRONG>Hello all you spammers! I thought I would drop in, and give you all the flu I had last week!
Good to see you bakc for a while Lee
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
*trudges in struting his new deerskin boots*
Eh!
We're having elections soon for the head clerk in the nearby trading post, and me and my dad are going to try to rig the election. We're going around and collecting all the birch bark (to burn so no-one can find any; we don't like the old guy, he gives us bad deals) and pine cones that we can. As you may know, the voting system here is quite different from our southern neighbours. If you're voting for the person in power, you put a piece of birch bark into the voting box. If you're voting for the new guy, you put in a pine cone.
Thanks to 22 Minutes, the most down to earth news cast on the planet, for inventing this ingenius system.
Eh!
We're having elections soon for the head clerk in the nearby trading post, and me and my dad are going to try to rig the election. We're going around and collecting all the birch bark (to burn so no-one can find any; we don't like the old guy, he gives us bad deals) and pine cones that we can. As you may know, the voting system here is quite different from our southern neighbours. If you're voting for the person in power, you put a piece of birch bark into the voting box. If you're voting for the new guy, you put in a pine cone.
Thanks to 22 Minutes, the most down to earth news cast on the planet, for inventing this ingenius system.
If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.