Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 10:31 pm

Hey hey HEY!!!!

there is only room in this establishment for ONE stalker....unless the people in the little white jackets come lookng for me again that is.

@SS, don't worry, it happens to me all the time

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 10:41 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
@SS, don't worry, it happens to me all the time

I thought you were usually the drunkard under the carpet who gets tripped over?

@Aegis I'm just relieved that you couldn't answer...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 10:45 pm

I thought you were usually the drunkard under the carpet who gets tripped over

I alternate. I am flexible that way

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 10:51 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
I alternate. I am flexible that way

Oh, I'm sure you're flexible in many ways...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 10:51 pm

Well people, I guess it's off to bed for me. lock up when you leave, and drink all you want. We got a truck coming in the morning.

G'night all

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 10:54 pm

G'night BS

Wouldn't leave me the keys if I were you, you might be locked out for days...

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 11:02 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
Well people, I guess it's off to bed for me. lock up when you leave, and drink all you want. We got a truck coming in the morning.

G'night all

G'night, BS.

*sneaks into a backroom of the tavern*

*several minutes later, a strange liquid starts to seep out from under the door of the room*

*a few minutes later, door bursts open and a 5' tall wave of red wine comes pouring out of the room, semi-flooding the tavern*

*steps out of the room drenched in champagne*

Okay...that didn't quite work out the way I expected.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jan 21, 2002 8:57 am

Climbs in the windows, mumbleing something to himself about Georgi and locked doors

Looks around at the mess SS has made.....damn, that's what I call a woman

ok people, open for business again.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Mon Jan 21, 2002 9:43 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
ok people, open for business again.

*wakes up on the floor*

Damn... did I fel asleep in a bar again?
Oh well, best thing to do againt a hangover is to keep on drinking. Bartender, one beer!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 21, 2002 11:38 am

I just flew all the way from Romulus and boy, are my arms tired.

Ba-dat Tsh!

BS,

I've missed so much. Was too deeply wrapped up in Halo and ToB this weekend to post.

Anyway, according to Gwally, I been blowing stuff up with the still in back. I thought I was on Romulus, or was it Halo? What's up the Be stuff. (beryllium) con-fuzed

The good news: SS will be happy as I've negotiated a deal with the romulan that will keep us in stock of romulan ale for a long time. turns out they loved my shine and we're going to swap. I couldn't carry much ale back with me (ok, so I drank most of it; what would you do) so the romulan should be paying us a visit within a week. They'll be showing up in a bird of prey or a warbird or whatever it's called they're flying now. Too much espionage with the Klingon empire is prohibiting me from remembering the name of their current traveling vessel.

You will also be happy to know that I've employed the help of several grizzly bears to assist with the development and maitenance of the still. Turns out those critters are real bright. Now, they won't eat BS nor myself but the rest of you are fair game so behave yourselves. sorry, but the bears are necessary for they will continue to provide us with grain alcohol which leads to big smiles and loose women.

On a final note, the tavern could use a brewmaster and an attorney (where's mcbane, I love those green and blue pills). I'm glad you got the tavern rolling BS, it's too bad I missed the grand opening. It's worth it though in the pursuit for romulan ale.

Does SS mix her ale with Dr. Pepper??

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jan 21, 2002 12:24 pm

hands Rob his ONE beer....amatuers

Looks at Ned to make sure he is properly dressed this time, nods and replaces basebal bat behind bar.

Ned! glad to see you have arrived. I am not sure where McBane is, but that one croc in the corner of the pit looks a little fatter

hope he didn't fall in.

of COURSE you had to consume all that ale. We do not intend to serve inadaquate drinks, so someone has to test them

And jusdging by the mess SS caused last night, she seems to be willing to mix about anything.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 21, 2002 12:37 pm

I guess I just glanced over and missed the mess she made. Looks like we found a cleaning gal.

Free drinks of course for cleaning services.

Can GWAR be the house band. (snickers as SS will really earn her keep)

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Jan 21, 2002 12:37 pm

Nippy looks with suspicion at Ned, he notices he is carrying beer and other drinks and lets him through...

I've come to know the crocs, they are nice people! You got Angie, Dave, Hannibal

, and Princess. Now, let me go sort out the bears!

Nippy goes in the back and a roar is heard. The bear comes out headlong through the door and Nippy walks through the bear shaped hole wiping his hands.

"Now, you fellas behave! My crocs are nice, and you will be too!"

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jan 21, 2002 1:06 pm

Glances a Nippy....i knew there was a reason I hired him

Considers the bear shaped hole, the burntout back room, and the drenched floor.....well, no one can say we don't throw a good party around here

@Ned. I find your choice of house band acceptable, but tell them not to frighten the bears, as you stated, they are necessary for big smiles and loose women, and loose women are of number one importance in this establishment.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Jan 21, 2002 1:16 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
Glances a Nippy....i knew there was a reason I hired him

Considers the bear shaped hole, the burntout back room, and the drenched floor.....well, no one can say we don't throw a good party around here

@Ned. I find your choice of house band acceptable, but tell them not to frighten the bears, as you stated, they are necessary for big smiles and loose women, and loose women are of number one importance in this establishment.

I enjoy the parties. The "Outrun the Crocs" game is good fun!

Would you consider hiring Aegis? He's got more experience with bears, he's Canadian for Chrissakes!

We could setup our own security company:

Nip & Sage Security Co.

"We kick ass for you!"

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jan 21, 2002 1:28 pm

Sounds good to me....he gets the same deal you do....pay in beer.

I may have a problem with that baggy loinclothe he wears from time to time, violation of the rulles you know

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Jan 21, 2002 1:40 pm

*Suddeny appears in a birlliant flash of smoke at the mention of his name. He is already deckd out in his Brilliant Red Toga of Protection, and his dual fish on his hips. His arms are crossed, and in one hand he is holding chain. As BS's eyes follow the chain, they slowly widen as he spots a great Grizzly bear sitting down, and cracking open a guiness at the counter...*

Who-est shall-est I-est Smitest First-eth?

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Jan 21, 2002 1:45 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
*Suddeny appears in a birlliant flash of smoke at the mention of his name. He is already deckd out in his Brilliant Red Toga of Protection, and his dual fish on his hips. His arms are crossed, and in one hand he is holding chain. As BS's eyes follow the chain, they slowly widen as he spots a great Grizzly bear sitting down, and cracking open a guiness at the counter...*

Who-est shall-est I-est Smitest First-eth?

Glad you could join! What do you say? Nip & Sage security co? Beer good enough for you?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jan 21, 2002 1:56 pm

Considers Nippy and Aegis qualifications for the job........they seem capable...

Ok, just sign this contract

And we can get down to business.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 21, 2002 2:37 pm

I thought Aegis might want to be brewmaster since he's always pining about guiness (great taste, mind you) from forum to forum. He could occasionally come with his own brews and tantalize us with descriptions. Example:

Olde Jack Strong Ale

Olde Jack strong ale is indeed strong (7.2% alc./vol). It is also smooth, with a spicy, malty aftersplash that fits comfortably into the pleasantly tempered caramel taste. There is a flavorful, somewhat buttery or butterscotch character at mid bottle. A rising alcohol presence ushers the butterscotch blend to a soothing, flavorful finish. The delicious spicy hop mouth feel at last sip is caressed by a touch of malt. Olde Jack is a compelling ale indeed.

Aegis, do you recognize that? Just curious.

Got a fresh batch coming off the still. Damn, those bears are good.

If anyone misbehaves, can we just feed them to the snappers. It's great fun having live crocs around.

one more thing we need a:

free beer......tomorrow

sign

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