Official 23rd Annual Fish Slapping Tournament

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 7:22 am

@Brink - G'day. How's things?

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 7:45 am

Hiya Osiris

.It's been a long time since I've seen you around(then again, I haven't been lurking here for some time myself

).Anyway, life is just peachy right now

.How are things with you?

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 7:52 am

@Brink - pretty good, but busy. I've "lurked" about every month or so, but haven't posted much since about last February. Finished your exams etc? How did they go?

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 7:55 am

@OSiris-I haven't been posting/lurking regularly since August, I think

.Anyway, the exams were decent enough (the results will be out in March, I think

)

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 7:58 am

@Brink - seems a long time to wait. Is Weasel still posting?

Getting late here. Think I'll crash.

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Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 8:24 am

Hey! Lousy Fence Sitter, What are you doing spamming up my tournament!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 6:24 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
What do you suggest.

Something without the word "annual"

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 6:25 pm

Originally posted by Brink:
*feigns ignorance* What's a fish slapping tournament?

Doesn't the name kind of speak for itself?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 7:07 pm

*opens his fish case*

So, when does the slappn begin?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 7:30 pm

It already has...

SMACK

*Smacks Maharlika*

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 11:48 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
It already has...

SMACK

*Smacks Maharlika*

Was that suppose to hurt?

Here, try my fish fillet-o-twirl...

SPLAT!

*makes a roundhouse*

KUMPLAT!

*and another roundhouse*

GASPLAT!

Hope you liked that, Aegis.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 12:47 pm

What? that pitiful attempt? Please... My Brilliant Red toga of Protection has withstood the power of Vehemence's attacks... A few minor attempts will do nothing to me. You don't seem to understand... I am the Fish Master!

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 2:48 pm

Maharlika- You ruined it. No smilies. We just

SMACK

like Aegis did. Thats the way.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 3:14 pm

*Grabs his evil super-sized angelfish*

Angelfish: O=) >=D

*slaps everyone with the evil angelfish before turning it into a Henshin rod and becoming Sailor Angelfish, and slapping everyone with itself*

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 3:17 pm

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
*Grabs his evil super-sized angelfish*

Angelfish: O=) >=D

*slaps everyone with the evil angelfish before turning it into a Henshin rod and becoming Sailor Angelfish, and slapping everyone with itself*

That's freaky. Luckily I have my Silence Wall to protect me over here on the sidelines from which I cheer Aegis on.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 3:27 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
 That's freaky. Luckily I have my Silence Wall to protect me over here on the sidelines from which I cheer Aegis on.

I'm not after YOU... lol!

*decides to ask her to make some sushi with the glaive for the after-battle festivities*

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 3:31 pm

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
*decides to ask her to make some sushi with the glaive for the after-battle festivities*

*considers using the "I'm a lousy cook" excuse to decline, but realizes that'd be rather pointless*

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 3:37 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
*considers using the "I'm a lousy cook" excuse to decline, but realizes that'd be rather pointless*

*grabs Pegasus' horn and slices apart some sushi, then re-henshins into Sailor Angelfish and goes back slappin'

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 4:02 pm

*Stands in front of both Maharlika and Shadow sandrock, wielding his Sturgeon of Power definatly. Withen the arena, a gust of wind picks up. From around hid forehead, and bright blue bandana trails off, playing teasingly in the wind. The wind whips his brilliant red toga around him. Behind him, the setting sun creates an almost divine appearance. He looks to both of his opposition, seeing them nervously shuffle their feet, and clench, and re-clench their own "weapons". Beads of sweat form on their brows as the veiw the powerful competitor stands before them. suddenly, he makes his move, lunging forward towards his oppenants. They both raise their fish in defence, ready to take on any attack made...*

SMACK
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THUD

*Maharlike falls to the ground, unconscious, and incapcitated. Aegis turns to face Shadow Sandrock. He sees a trickle of blood run down his lip, and the bruise over his left eye. He charges forth again...*

SMACK
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THUD

*Shadow Sandrock falls to the ground, and Aegis stands defiantly on top of both competitors. Another victorious battle...*

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 4:05 pm

and Shadow Sandrock wonders if he'd have a chance to fight back...

*throws plesiosaurus at aegis before grabbing his Evil Angelfish and sitting down in the stands*