Breathing Space...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 2:48 pm

Very nice DP, but for Fas' benefit I was thinking of this one...

I'm gonna write a little letter,
gonna mail it to my local DJ
It's a rockin' rhythm record
I want my jockey to play
Roll Over Beethoven, I gotta hear it again today

You know, my temperature's risin'
and the jukebox blows a fuse
My heart's beatin' rhythm
and my soul keeps on singin' the blues
Roll Over Beethoven and tell Tschaikowsky the news

I got the rockin' pneumonia,
I need a shot of rhythm and blues
I think I'm rollin' arthiritis
sittin' down by the rhythm review
Roll Over Beethoven rockin' in two by two

Well, if you feel you like it
go get your lover, then reel and rock it
Roll it over and move on up just
a trifle further and reel and rock it,
roll it over,
Roll Over Beethoven rockin' in two by two

Well, early in the mornin' I'm a givin' you a warnin'
don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Hey diddle diddle, I am playin' my fiddle,
ain't got nothin' to lose
Roll Over Beethoven and tell Tschaikowsky the news

You know she wiggles like a glow worm,
dance like a spinnin' top
She got a crazy partner,
oughta see 'em reel and rock
Long as she got a dime the music will never stop

Roll Over Beethoven,
Roll Over Beethoven,
Roll Over Beethoven,
Roll Over Beethoven,
Roll Over Beethoven and dig these rhythm and blues

Not that it matters now, since he's gone

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 2:48 pm

Ysh,

I've become addicted to spam. As long as we're on the topic of song, here's one that's a little fitting:

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a
Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon
spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
spam spam!

How much trouble can I get in for this much spam.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 2:50 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
Dp cringes, nooooooooooooooo not that! Takes off his clothes and cowers in the corner.

Ummm Dp maybe you should put your clothes back on...you never know when Grunt or someone might drop in

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 2:50 pm

@SS - is that an insinuation

Which of these five litre bottles do you want? The tallest or fattest

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 2:50 pm

Please don't make me play country music. Nooooooooooo not country music.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 2:55 pm

Dp slowly puts his close back on

The he grins evily.

Welcome Home (Sanitarium)

Welcome to where time stands still

no one leaves and no one will

Moon is full, never seems to change

just labeled mentally deranged

Dream the same thing every night

I see our freedom in my sight

No locked doors, No windows barred

No things to make my brain seem scarred

Sleep my friend and you will see

that dream is my reality

They keep me locked up in this cage

can't they see it's why my brain says Rage

Sanitarium, leave me be

Sanitarium, just leave me alone

Build my fear of what's out there

and cannot breathe the open air

Whisper things into my brain

assuring me that I'm insane

They think our heads are in their hands

but violent use brings violent plans

Keep him tied, it makes him well

he's getting better, can't you tell?

No more can they keep us in

Listen, damn it, we will win

They see it right, they see it well

but they think this saves us from our Hell

Sanitarium, leave me be

Sanitarium, just leave me alone

Sanitarium, just leave me alone

Fear of living on

natives getting restless now

Mutiny in the air

got some death to do

Mirror stares back hard

Kill, it's such a friendly word

seems the only way

for reaching out again.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 2:57 pm

Oh my

Dps gone off the deep end again

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 2:59 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya:
you never know when Grunt or someone might drop in

*ahem* do i constitute?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 3:01 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
Please don't make me play country music. Nooooooooooo not country music.

You don't like country music? But country music is good!!!

Willie Nelson is a great guitar player!

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 3:03 pm

Originally posted by Yshania:
@SS - is that an insinuation

Which of these five litre bottles do you want? The tallest or fattest

*takes the tallest*

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 3:04 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
 You don't like country music? But country music is good!!!

Willie Nelson is a great guitar player!

Sorry SS, I didn't mean to upset you.

My mother tortured us with country music. She wouldn't let us listen to anything else, but country music.

I will say though, yes Willie Nelson is a good guitar player. Chet Akins was another one.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 3:04 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
*ahem* do i constitute?

Should DP be worried about having no clothes on when you're around?

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 3:05 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
*ahem* do i constitute?

Depends..do you have any particular reason for seeing Dp without his clothes??

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 3:05 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
Should DP be worried about having no clothes on when you're around?

Dp sends a couple sheep, Sleep's way.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 3:09 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
Dp sends a couple sheep, Sleep's way.

And where are the monkeys?

@Country. My Dad only ever used to listen to country, you get a little tired of it after a while.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 3:09 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
*takes the tallest*

Hmmm, symbolic...

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 3:10 pm

@DP - GREAT CALL!

(Glad you put your clothes on though

I have already had to warn someone about that

)

But, naked is better than Shee-Ra anytime

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 3:11 pm

One

I Can't Remember Anything

Can't Tell If this Is True or Dream

Deep down Inside I Feel to Scream

this Terrible Silence Stops Me

Now That the War Is Through with Me

I'm Waking up I Can Not See

That There Is Not Much Left of Me

Nothing Is Real but Pain Now

Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death

Oh Please God,wake Me

Back in the Womb its Much Too Real

in Pumps Life That I must Feel

but Can't Look Forward to Reveal

Look to the Time When I'll Live

Fed Through the Tube That Sticks in Me

Just like a Wartime Novelty

Tied to Machines That Make Me Be

Cut this Life off from Me

Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death

Oh Please God,wake Me

Now the World Is Gone I'm Just One

Oh God,help Me Hold My Breath as I Wish for Death

Oh Please God Help Me

Darkness Imprisoning Me

All That I See

Absolute Horror

I Cannot Live

I Cannot Die

Trapped in Myself

Body My Holding Cell

Landmine Has Taken My Sight

Taken My Speech

Taken My Hearing

Taken My Arms

Taken My Legs

Taken My Soul

Left Me with Life in Hell

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 3:12 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:

Sorry SS, I didn't mean to upset you.

My mother tortured us with country music. She wouldn't let us listen to anything else, but country music.

I will say though, yes Willie Nelson is a good guitar player. Chet Akins was another one.

Chet who? *makes note to learn more names*

I request American HonkeyTonk Bar Association by Garth Brooks.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 3:13 pm

@Ned - Not the Spam sketch

I have thought of posting that before but didn't for two reasons...

1. People who do not know Monty Python would think I was spammming *shudders at the thought*
2. It would take AGES to type. I wondered where you had gone