CE:s laboratory for brain disorder and degeneration

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:02 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans:
What's going on in my lab???

Er....... nothing......Well maybe a backrub.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:05 pm

@ C , It seems that DP has developed a "fascination" for one of your anatomical models

@ DP

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:09 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
@CE Waverly begins free associating. The word fellatio seems to come up quite often, and not always in context. In fact, very little seems to be proper context, or in any way relevent.

Do not worry about things coming up out of context, that is expected in free association. You are doing good, Waverly.

It is interesting that the word fellatio occurs frequently in you mind. Is this perhaps a case of the classical Freudian "wish thinking"?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:10 pm

@C, meet Oscar. I was telling him, how beautiful and smart you are.

I have to warn him about T'lainya, though.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:13 pm

Sorry C

DP..Get back to your romm now and NO you can't take the nice model

I knew I shouldn't have let him out today..

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:15 pm

@CE: I could be mistaken, but In my professinoal opinion it's quite normal. If on any given day I found myself not thinking about it at least once an hour, I would check myself into the hospital

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:15 pm

T' and DP: LOL both of you

@T': I don't mind DP being interested in my anatomical models, although I am a little surprised that is seems to be the *animal* models hat interest him the most. I thought that was Foul's stuff...

Edit: @Waverly: I've read studies that show that both men and women think about sex about 40 times/day

Hmm...patient falls asleep as soon as deeper feelings are surfacing. That means we have to deal with very tough defense mechanisms.

(Awakens Waverly with a gong gong)

Time for the last examination: a stress test. Are you prepared?

[ 05-04-2001: Message edited by: C Elegans ]

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:17 pm

"Animals ick."

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:18 pm

LMAO C

@ DP..Flamed again

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:22 pm

Doc. C, I swear, I'm not that type of person. All I did was drink some water, that was in that cup on the counter. Then everything went fuzzy.

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:24 pm

Do I want to know what goes on in this thread???

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:27 pm

@DP: YOU DRANK FROM THE CUP ON THE COUNTER? Alas, you should not have done that DP, that cup contained a drug that immediatly make people sexually affiliated to invertabrate species, and then they suffer a complete mind blank. (Fortunately for them, I would say)

T': Since DP is such a nice person, we should keep quiet about the observations we have made today.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:33 pm

Um, Doc C, what observations are you talking about??? You didn't make a video or something like that did you??

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:50 pm

Sorry, I was off for a minute. Stress test, eh? Does this involve physical exertion, is someone going to sweat?

I'm ready then....

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:53 pm

Waverly, we have to shave your head. Now hold still, while I use this laser.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:53 pm

@DP: Of course I made a video, documentation is essential in research

But if you continue to be as nice to me as you have been hitherto, I will keep it here in a locked safe

@Flagg: No, you don't want to know what is going on here. You are a moderator

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:57 pm

@CE 40 times a day. Seems like a low estimate... Though men and women are probably thinking quite different things on the same topic.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 4:00 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans:
@DP: Of course I made a video, documentation is essential in research But if you continue to be as nice to me as you have been hitherto, I will keep it here in a locked safe

Look I bought you a new lab coat. And here is a new sethethscope.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri May 04, 2001 4:08 pm

DP: How nice of you

You know, one day that video I mentioned might just...disappear

@Wave: 40 times per day is what people REPORT when asked. Probably it is a great underestimation due to the facts that
1. People tend to under report sexual thoughts 2. People might not remember to report every single occation

And yes, I suppose women and men think of different things...about 95% of the women will think of men, whereas only 6-7% of men will think of men.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri May 04, 2001 4:14 pm

Watch his hands Doc. C, I heard he's like an octopus.