Waverly, now it is time to introduce the stress elements.
I will now release you from the straitjacket, and you are free to follow the lady with the auburn hair in to the private room. There is no other place you are allowed to be with her. (Remember the 10K v)
Now, when you enter that room, you will be met by 4 deadly foes:
FoulD with a chainsaw and a big grin, ready for verbal and physical assault
DP with the laser and a tendency to stumble
Gruntboy with his improved, even larger anuscisor, tailor made for your orifices
and last but not least, Craig, who will constantly flame you
Also, the other 6 ladies will stand outside and bang on the door while screaming insults about your inabilities to you.
I will lock the door, so you are completely stuck. You cannot communicate with any other people, and not ask for help. The lady is instructed not to help you in any way. Also, you will have the small handicap of not having any clothes.
How are you going to solve this problem?
CE:s laboratory for brain disorder and degeneration
This should be interesting.
Waverly-I'll be giving you morale support if you need it
Waverly-I'll be giving you morale support if you need it
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This will be relatively easy Waverly glares at Darkpoet, who begins sobbing and stands facing the corner. Waverly then gives Craig a pack of pokemon cards and the lad is content; Waverly winks at him and tells him to pay attention so that he might learn something about his question of what was different between men and women. Foul and GB prove to be more difficult… to the delight of all, the auburn-haired beauty takes a liking to the anuscisor. With a promise to allow him to film the event, GB is placated. Unfortunately, Waverly must result to mild violence to subdue the armed Foul. Waverly removes his shoe and bops him over the head with the heal, knocking him unconscious.
As for the insult hurling ladies… Waverly flicks the imaginary switch in his head labeled: ‘selective hearing.’ He then chats with the lady for a few minutes before getting amorous. He emerges 3 hours later.
Waverly glares at Darkpoet, who begins sobbing and stands facing the corner. Waverly then gives Craig a pack of pokemon cards and the lad is content; Waverly winks at him and tells him to pay attention so that he might learn something about his question of what was different between men and women. Foul and GB prove to be more difficult… to the delight of all, the auburn-haired beauty takes a liking to the anuscisor. With a promise to allow him to film the event, GB is placated. Unfortunately, Waverly must result to mild violence to subdue the armed Foul. Waverly removes his shoe and bops him over the head with the heal, knocking him unconscious.As for the insult hurling ladies… Waverly flicks the imaginary switch in his head labeled: ‘selective hearing.’ He then chats with the lady for a few minutes before getting amorous. He emerges 3 hours later.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
And a round of applause for the good Doc
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Waverly, I must say you managed very well in this stress test. Unfortunately, I sent the other 6 ladies home, while the auburn-haired lady is currently in trauma therapy
You are now through with all the examinations. I will present the results soon, so please return here when called.
Thank you Waverly for your patience and cooperation. Let us hope that our next subject, Craig, will be an equal pleasure to work with.
You are now through with all the examinations. I will present the results soon, so please return here when called.
Thank you Waverly for your patience and cooperation. Let us hope that our next subject, Craig, will be an equal pleasure to work with.
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Waverly-See you later doc
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Honoured SYM:ers and patient,
It is now time to present the results of my examination of Waverly, the evil doc. Waverly, please step forward.
FINDINGS
Initially, the images of Waverly's brain were very confusing. I consulted a zoologist for species categorisation, and it turned out that Waverly's nervous system was similar to that of an octopus. Further confusion was induced by the finding of a plant , pastinata sativa, where Waverly's frontal lobes should have been. We also found severe degeneration as a result from neurosyphilis.
Fortunately, the PET images gave additional information, and the final conclusion is that Waverly's nervous system is a unique life form in the grey area between plant and animal.
Now, to his mental state. Although a rudimentary form of life, the IQ tests show that Waverly surprisingly intelligent. Sadly, the interviews and personality tests show that he uses his resources only for evil means. His intelligence however, is the only factor that has saved Waverly life. Otherwise he would have led a certain death from self mutilation. I will elaborate on this shortly.
This leads us to his current problems of personality change. Some background is needed in order to explain the recent events:
Due to excessive masturbation in childhood, this poor boy lost tactile sense in his genitalia as early as age 11. I will not go into gross details of the horrifying events that led to this, let us just say that a lawnmower was involved, and heavy reconstructive surgery was needed.
As you can imagine, this traumatic event led the already mentally fragile Waverly in to a severe crisis dominated by gender confusion, loss of sexual identity and feelings of guilt. He also developed penis envy, and began hating other, fully functioning males.
Deep internal conflict was unavoidable, and Waverly's increasing frustration of not being able to fulfil his sexual needs together with the need for relieving his guilt by self punishment, led Waverly to become involved in the advanced S/M activites at the military school he was in.
As Waverly grew up, it became evident that his malfunctioning genitalia made it impossible for him to live out these sexual sadistic needs on others than himself. He cleaverly solved the problems by developing different personalities. At least three different personalitites is presently existing within Waverly: the good, healthy Waverly, the sadistic psychopath doc Waverly and the guilt-ridden, masochistic child Waverly. When Waverly is hearing voices and having nightmares, it is simply his different personalities who express themselves.
Thus, the Waverly we know today, is a typical sadomasochistic personality. On one hand, he has the need to be evil and sadistic to other, and find this satisfying. But he cannot reach total satisfaction in this fashion, since he also needs to express his masochistic side. That's what we witnessed the other day, when Waverly let himself be flamed by young Craig.
The evil doc Waverly has managed to subliminate his sexual sadistic needs to verbal expression, thus becoming the legendary master flamer of SYM. But the frightened, fragile child Waverly cannot stand being flamed by others, so when he comes forward, he will impair the evil Waverly's flaming abilites.
FINAL DIAGNOSIS
Severe primary penis envy resulting in secondary multiple personality with sadomasochistic personality disorder.
Thank you for your patience, dear fellow SYM:ers! Treatment suggestions will follow shortly, and your suggestions are more than welcome.
It is now time to present the results of my examination of Waverly, the evil doc. Waverly, please step forward.
FINDINGS
Initially, the images of Waverly's brain were very confusing. I consulted a zoologist for species categorisation, and it turned out that Waverly's nervous system was similar to that of an octopus. Further confusion was induced by the finding of a plant
, pastinata sativa, where Waverly's frontal lobes should have been. We also found severe degeneration as a result from neurosyphilis. Fortunately, the PET images gave additional information, and the final conclusion is that Waverly's nervous system is a unique life form in the grey area between plant and animal.
Now, to his mental state. Although a rudimentary form of life, the IQ tests show that Waverly surprisingly intelligent. Sadly, the interviews and personality tests show that he uses his resources only for evil means. His intelligence however, is the only factor that has saved Waverly life. Otherwise he would have led a certain death from self mutilation. I will elaborate on this shortly.
This leads us to his current problems of personality change. Some background is needed in order to explain the recent events:
Due to excessive masturbation in childhood, this poor boy lost tactile sense in his genitalia as early as age 11. I will not go into gross details of the horrifying events that led to this, let us just say that a lawnmower was involved, and heavy reconstructive surgery was needed.
As you can imagine, this traumatic event led the already mentally fragile Waverly in to a severe crisis dominated by gender confusion, loss of sexual identity and feelings of guilt. He also developed penis envy, and began hating other, fully functioning males.
Deep internal conflict was unavoidable, and Waverly's increasing frustration of not being able to fulfil his sexual needs together with the need for relieving his guilt by self punishment, led Waverly to become involved in the advanced S/M activites at the military school he was in.
As Waverly grew up, it became evident that his malfunctioning genitalia made it impossible for him to live out these sexual sadistic needs on others than himself. He cleaverly solved the problems by developing different personalities. At least three different personalitites is presently existing within Waverly: the good, healthy Waverly, the sadistic psychopath doc Waverly and the guilt-ridden, masochistic child Waverly. When Waverly is hearing voices and having nightmares, it is simply his different personalities who express themselves.
Thus, the Waverly we know today, is a typical sadomasochistic personality. On one hand, he has the need to be evil and sadistic to other, and find this satisfying. But he cannot reach total satisfaction in this fashion, since he also needs to express his masochistic side. That's what we witnessed the other day, when Waverly let himself be flamed by young Craig.
The evil doc Waverly has managed to subliminate his sexual sadistic needs to verbal expression, thus becoming the legendary master flamer of SYM. But the frightened, fragile child Waverly cannot stand being flamed by others, so when he comes forward, he will impair the evil Waverly's flaming abilites.
FINAL DIAGNOSIS
Severe primary penis envy resulting in secondary multiple personality with sadomasochistic personality disorder.
Thank you for your patience, dear fellow SYM:ers! Treatment suggestions will follow shortly, and your suggestions are more than welcome.
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Craig, I'm sorry you have been waiting. I will immediately start my examination of you.Originally posted by craig:
<STRONG>Craig patinatle waits on the examination table</STRONG>
Since dr Grunt has already opened up your cranium with his chainsaw, I will start with having a look at your brain.
(CE brings forth the examinations light and leans forward to have a good look inside Craig's head)
What is this?! Thousands of Pokemon cards? And this? Brain leprosy? Hmmm...most interesting. I see signs of pathology here in your temporal lobes. Craig, you might be sufferering from a very usual and bad disease that will turn you into a platypus if not treated. Further investigation is needed, so please step on to the brain scanner here...
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CE: Blargh If that report is accurate, I'd hate to have the details get out. Good thing I am protected by doctor-patient confidentiality. Right?
[good job
, but obviously my pathology will require me to get you back at some point. ]
[ 05-06-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]
If that report is accurate, I'd hate to have the details get out. Good thing I am protected by doctor-patient confidentiality. Right?[good job
, but obviously my pathology will require me to get you back at some point. ][ 05-06-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
LMAO C..Very detailed analysis of our evil, if well liked Waverly
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@Waverly: Of course you are protected by the patient-doctor confidentiality...especially so if you are very nice to me
I haven't finished the treatment suggestions yet, wait 'til you see them, I think you are going to enjoy them.
Look forward to your getting back
About the gender of C Elegans: I am aware of this, the significans I leave to your imagine, though
I haven't finished the treatment suggestions yet, wait 'til you see them, I think you are going to enjoy them.
Look forward to your getting back
About the gender of C Elegans: I am aware of this, the significans I leave to your imagine, though
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C Elegans-Nice report there
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