Spam Duel: Waverly challenges Weasel
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cheesemage
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Faster than a speeding turtle...
More prowerful than a Little Debbie snack cake...
Able to leap over pebbles in a single bound...
Look! Up in the sky!
It's a duck!
It's a speedo!
IT'S Weasel!
The Man of Spam fights a never-ending battle for truth, spam, and Minerva!
[ 07-04-2001: Message edited by: Weasel ]
More prowerful than a Little Debbie snack cake...
Able to leap over pebbles in a single bound...
Look! Up in the sky!
It's a duck!
It's a speedo!
IT'S Weasel!
The Man of Spam fights a never-ending battle for truth, spam, and Minerva!
[ 07-04-2001: Message edited by: Weasel ]
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
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Gwalchmai
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Yes, Its Weasel!
Strange visitor from another planet, who came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal man!
Weasel!
Who can change the course of mighty threads!
Bend flames in his bare hands!
And who, disguised as a mild-mannered rodent in a great metropolitan newspaper,
Fights the never-ending battle against Waverly!
My money's on Weasel.
Strange visitor from another planet, who came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal man!
Weasel!
Who can change the course of mighty threads!
Bend flames in his bare hands!
And who, disguised as a mild-mannered rodent in a great metropolitan newspaper,
Fights the never-ending battle against Waverly!
My money's on Weasel.
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
*in a boxing announcers voice*
and it is on folks.
round one waverly comes out swinging.
he lands a one two combination with
a tungue flickin' dragon followed by a booty sticking devil!
weasel charges back though!
he lands a huge blow with his flying purple people eater!
this is shaping up to be a battle for the ages! as we wait for the action to continue in round two, please visit our sponsers!
*takes off annuncing equipment*
boy, these guys are wimps
and it is on folks.
round one waverly comes out swinging.
he lands a one two combination with
a tungue flickin' dragon followed by a booty sticking devil!
weasel charges back though!
he lands a huge blow with his flying purple people eater!
this is shaping up to be a battle for the ages! as we wait for the action to continue in round two, please visit our sponsers!
*takes off annuncing equipment*
boy, these guys are wimps
This has been a SPAM AND RUN by Leedogg
I'll take those odds!Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
<STRONG>Yes, Its Weasel!
Strange visitor from another planet, who came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal man!
Weasel!
Who can change the course of mighty threads!
Bend flames in his bare hands!
And who, disguised as a mild-mannered rodent in a great metropolitan newspaper,
Fights the never-ending battle against Waverly!
My money's on Weasel.
Waverly fights dirty! Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Sorry Wave....but no man can challenge Weasel.....he has become SPAM, destroyer of worlds....
Edwin, mighty founder of the Council of Mages; Co-founder of the Shadow Mages
Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.
Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.
Shouldn't that be:Originally posted by Edwin:
<STRONG>Sorry Wave....but no man can challenge Weasel.....he has become SPAM, destroyer of worlds....
He has become SPAM, destroyer of *!
* possible words include:
Threads
Topics
Lives
Marriages
Hamburgers
Credability
sanity
etc etc
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
@Waverly-You have my sympathies,buddy
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I told you he plays dirty!Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Waverly wets his pants and tries to come up with plan B.</STRONG>
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
@Vehemence-Good will prevail as always (though, in this case, I believe Minerva is the only good person involved )
(though, in this case, I believe Minerva is the only good person involved ) Proud SLURRite Assistant Scientist and Brewer of the Rolling Thunder (TM)- Visitors WELCOME !!!
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I think weasel is having a good rest to be fully healed before the battle.....the spam master always knows what to do!!!
Edwin, mighty founder of the Council of Mages; Co-founder of the Shadow Mages
Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.
Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.
The Man of Spam knows this battle will call on all his strenght. He looks to the south and calls his hordes[url="http://home.nexgo.de/brad****/gifs/drachen/drache036.gif"]Click here to see the Horde[/url]
Come my hordes....To Battle!!!
[ 07-04-2001: Message edited by: Weasel ]
Come my hordes....To Battle!!!
[ 07-04-2001: Message edited by: Weasel ]
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
@Weasel: check the link of your orde....i wasn't able to see the image...
Edwin, mighty founder of the Council of Mages; Co-founder of the Shadow Mages
Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.
Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.
@Wave: really great the monkey....
Wave:Wesael=1:0
Now we have to wait for the reply....
Wave:Wesael=1:0
Now we have to wait for the reply....
Edwin, mighty founder of the Council of Mages; Co-founder of the Shadow Mages
Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.
Sorcery and Shadow together as one, the arcane and the dark united. Through our knowledge and skill none can stand against us. We are as one, infallible and invincible. The Shadow Mages.