Life's Unanswered Questions

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sat Jan 12, 2002 7:21 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave:
What happened to Preparations A though G?

You really don't want to know.

Who really is the fairest one of all?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Jan 12, 2002 9:29 pm

Depends.. Is this person impartial, or bribed off?

Panther Blkct · Post by **Panther Blkct** » Sat Jan 12, 2002 10:27 pm

The best question of all...
Why?

Why are the smilie things

called graemlins?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Jan 12, 2002 10:48 pm

I shall recite the poem, "The Philospher"...

*Eh-hem*

I? Why?

Thank you...

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Sat Jan 12, 2002 10:49 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
You really don't want to know.

Who really is the fairest one of all?

Probably you, I mean just take a look at Hotaru's skin color...

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Jan 13, 2002 12:00 am

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
Probably you, I mean just take a look at Hotaru's skin color...

*giggles* You're such a tease.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Sun Jan 13, 2002 6:31 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
*giggles* You're such a tease.

Is that a compliment?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Jan 13, 2002 9:24 am

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
Is that a compliment?

Probably more like a warning...

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Jan 13, 2002 9:04 pm

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
Is that a compliment?

A little advise, if you want to succeed you should reply "Yes Dear"

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Mon Jan 14, 2002 4:00 am

Originally posted by KidD01:
A little advise, if you want to succeed you should reply "Yes Dear"

But isn't she already going out with someone? Besides, she's just a friend

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Jan 14, 2002 12:39 pm

the yes dear is often followed by the crack of a whip...

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Mon Jan 14, 2002 12:47 pm

It's actually a Pavlovian response indoctrinated into those of us who sign up for "the program."

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Mon Jan 14, 2002 1:35 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave:
It's actually a Pavlovian response indoctrinated into those of us who sign up for "the program."

Hopefully not the Starlights one

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Jan 14, 2002 2:06 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave:
It's actually a Pavlovian response indoctrinated into those of us who sign up for "the program."

Should I really ask...

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Mon Jan 14, 2002 3:25 pm

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
Hopefully not the Starlights one

Nope. Nor is it Amway or anything else that involves selling something. No, my friends, "the program" is something far more insidious that begins with the words "I do" . . .

As a guy, your individual identity is stripped away and replaced with that of you and your wife. Your opinion no longer really matters; sure, she may ask you about your preferences, but don't for a minute think that anything you say means a damn thing. That's where the "yes, dear" reflex kicks in. Of course, you gain the "selective hearing" power and (nominal) control over the garage and computer room in your house.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Jan 14, 2002 5:49 pm

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
But isn't she already going out with someone?

Nope, I'm not.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Jan 14, 2002 5:54 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave:
(nominal) control over the garage and computer room in your house.

That's if you're lucky.

My dad wasn't lucky. We don't have a garage. And the only way my dad could really get any computer control was to get himself a computer(before that, I was the only one with a computer) and to get mom her own computer.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Mon Jan 14, 2002 6:34 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
Nope, I'm not.

Is that a hint?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Jan 14, 2002 6:47 pm

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
Is that a hint?

If I answered that, I'd be providing too much information.

You've got to figure that out on your own.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Jan 14, 2002 7:29 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave:
Nope. Nor is it Amway or anything else that involves selling something. No, my friends, "the program" is something far more insidious that begins with the words "I do" . . .

As a guy, your individual identity is stripped away and replaced with that of you and your wife. Your opinion no longer really matters; sure, she may ask you about your preferences, but don't for a minute think that anything you say means a damn thing. That's where the "yes, dear" reflex kicks in. Of course, you gain the "selective hearing" power and (nominal) control over the garage and computer room in your house.

LoL! I can relate to that!

The "yes, dear" is often followed too with a sigh

when the wife is finished checking out one shop and heads for the next

...

Why do women just love shopping?