The Men's Room

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sun Jan 06, 2002 10:41 pm

Inspired by Aegis' Sacred Code, all buddies are welcome here. Beverages aplenty, pick your poison. Yeah, we got some telly's here with corresponding lazyboys to enjoy your fave sporting games (among other, aherm, scenery like women, women, and yes, gorgeous women!)

There are billiard and snooker tables too. Use your stick wisely.

Those health buffs can pump some iron too for that real Buddy look

Buddy Brawls are welcome! We buddies need the exercise to release our testosterone angst. Just keep it clean (duh!). So we got some closet here to park your battlefishes, ready at hand when needed.

Got some mags here for your reading pleasure... (Car and Driver, Sports Illustrated, Tomes of Heffner's Creation...)

Stern warning though for the women who would visit the place --- I got some Groin Grabbers here for your protection, although some Buddies might even get a kick out of the pain you'd inflict on them with these gadgets.

GandalfgalTTV · Post by **GandalfgalTTV** » Sun Jan 06, 2002 11:01 pm

XxRPGerxX · Post by **XxRPGerxX** » Sun Jan 06, 2002 11:18 pm

(Beer)*swig-swig* (Hand)*scratch butt*

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 4:04 am

I don't think I want to see the drunken fish-slapping brawls with guest appearances by pissed-off wives with groin grabbers that scream about being left with the in-laws all night

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 4:24 am

Originally posted by Maharlika:

Those health buffs can pump some iron too for that real Waverly look

The world is coming to an end!!!!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 4:47 am

Originally posted by Gandalfgal The Talking Variant:

Well, errr... of course this IS a Men's Room

It was nice of you Gandy to heed the call of nature in the proper collecting ducts. Had you done it in the drinking or game room you would have just started the first Buddy Brawl!

@Gerx: Your butt does the drinking?

WOW!

@SS2:ROFLMAO! At 15, you're speaking from experience?

@Exalted High COMMrade: Are you sure that is what buddies would like to become?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 4:54 am

Originally posted by Weasel:
The world is coming to an end!!!!

What? you don't want that buff waverly look to hold firm command over Weaselland? the reminds me, hows your little place in the world? Castro stilll there?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 5:41 am

Originally posted by Maharlika:
Got some mags here for your reading pleasure... (Car and Driver, Sports Illustrated, Tomes of Heffner's Creation...)

What about.......Fast Car Magazine!

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 5:44 am

Just hand me a Playboy/Penthouse and I'm happy.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 9:09 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
What about.......Fast Car Magazine!

Tut, thats a British publication!

Now gimme Angling Monthly

Honest! I don't fish! I play rugby and aquahockey!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 11:35 am

Walks in, looks around, and belches his approval.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 12:47 pm

What the Hell is AquaHockey?

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 12:52 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
What the Hell is AquaHockey?

It's similar to roller hockey, but not quite floor hockey. It's something between street hockey and ice hockey. I thought everyone knew that.

And yes, that was a joke

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 12:54 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
What the Hell is AquaHockey?

It sounds like a sport Aquaman invented so he could call himself "The Great One" and not feel inferior to the other Super Friends because his powers are mostly useless fighting the likes of Lex Luthor, the Riddler and Mxyzptlk. Of course, even this backfired on him as Zan and Jayna teamed up and assumed the "shape of" a mountain gorilla and the "form of" a giant ice net and sent him skulking back to Atlantis.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 1:02 pm

@HLD: ROFLMAO!

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 1:06 pm

Originally posted by Maharlika:
Inspired by Aegis' Sacred Code, all buddies are welcome here.

So you are spammers.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 1:08 pm

Aquahockey is well hockey underwater. The idea of the sport is to put a lead puck (very heavy so it lies on the bottom of the pool) into metal goals at the end of a pool.

You wear fins, a face mask and snorkel, you also use a wooden bat (about 10 inches long) to push the puck. The sport is very physical and quick and you can go end to end of a pool of any length in seconds for instance, in a 25 m pool, I aim to push the puck along the bottom in 14 seconds, thats part of my training.) I've been involved in the sport for a little over a year and my aim is to eventually play for Great Britain.

The sport is very large in South Africa, New Zealand and Australasia and has a following in England. There is the European and World competitions.

I hope this helped some of you in understanding.

Now get me a beer!

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 1:11 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
What the Hell is AquaHockey?

Aegis, I will show you if I come to Canada, by the way, we wear Speedos!

TheDude · Post by **TheDude** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 1:12 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
What the Hell is AquaHockey?

HE i asked that before!!!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jan 07, 2002 1:14 pm

Zan never had the balls to turn into a mountain gorilla. He was always an eagle carrying that chic who turned herself into a pail of water. That's all they ever did. Now we know where the redundancy of duct tape in Macgyver episodes comes from.

@HighlordDave,
How could you dis Aquaman like that. He's got the best reconnaissance in all the Justice League. If I were you, I'd definitely keep on the lookout for landsharks and most certainly don't drop the soap in the shower.