Twisted Poetry

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 9:56 pm

Alright, let's see if this works. I'm going to post four lines I wrote to start off a somewhat strange poem. Each person after that post another four lines to continue the poem. It has to tie in with the last four lines posted in someway or another. Let's see what kind of twisted poem we come up with.

Here goes:

What light threw yonder pickle bleeds
And dost shine forth the love she has
for the man who does good deeds
but needs some brand new Adidas

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 10:40 pm

For his name was Sidney.
And he watched the movie, E.T.
Then he cried all night, with all his might,
Coz someone stole HIS mini!

*looks down at Thantor's comments*

I was referring to the man who needs his Adidas. Your passage is good too since it talks about the lady mentioned

BTW, isn't this supposed to be a little "Twisted?"

[ 01-11-2002: Message edited by: Maharlika ]

thantor3 · Post by **thantor3** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 1:56 am

Originally posted by Maharlika:
<STRONG>For his name was Sidney.
And he watched the movie, E.T.
Then he cried all night, with all his might,
Coz someone stole HIS mini! </STRONG>

Ok... now how does that relate to the first poem? *confused*

I'm offering an alternate second poem {since it took me hours to write it...

}

Shall she compare him to glistening cucumber
and she a lusty bun?
For the barbarian Adonis that turns her head
should also be well Hun.

[ 01-11-2002: Message edited by: thantor3 ]

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 2:11 am

Thus begins the saga,
of Adonis and Atilla;
One is handsome, the other, pretty,
Still, she has got to find his mini!

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 6:38 pm

The two were entertainers
But had jokes that were no-brainers.
They're definitely not hall of famers
But were barbaric lamers.

Panther Blkct · Post by **Panther Blkct** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 11:00 pm

They made enough to get by
And owned a trailer in the park
Painted the color of the midnight sky
But they often could not find it in the dark

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sun Jan 13, 2002 7:20 pm

The park was indeed dark,
So dark you couldn't see a golden lark.
You thinking, what I'm thinking?

he says,
She replied with a smile

, eternal flames started to spark!

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Sun Jan 13, 2002 7:37 pm

The two had faces like baboons
And looked like reject Looney Tunes.
Adonis mooned Atilla
So Atilla decides to grill her.

Alex Slavich · Post by **Alex Slavich** » Sun Jan 13, 2002 8:20 pm

Grill her he did indeed,
In a BBQ made of reed.
When the grill reached the proper heat,
He licked his lips and threw on mesquite!

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Jan 13, 2002 8:27 pm

Since Sandy's didn't link to Maharlika's, I'll continue from Maharlika's and skip Sandy and Youghford(No offense).

When morning came along
The light that came brought not delight
For now they found they weren't alone
And for their freedom, they had to fight.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Jan 14, 2002 5:52 am

For the light that came with the morning,
was not the light of the rising sun!
Sentient beings abound that looked so frightening,
their first reaction was to run!