Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

Recoba · Post by **Recoba** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 1:39 pm

Sorry to spam everyone but I am just trying to see if my log in name has changed - I usually post under Recoba.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 2:25 pm

**sheds a tear because he misses the purple eek**
BS,
are you sure you want a triple of electric shine. I'm very afraid of the effects. That comment even made the bears stop their incessant horsing around. Before I can serve you a triple, I'm going to need to consult McBane. There are a lot of things to worry about if you become a permanent puddle.

**pours a triple for himself**
Well, if someone's got to be the guinea pig...

@Vivien,

Ned: Your Avatar makes me laugh it's so appropriate

thx. what else would i use. However, that was about the tenth picture of the good Flandiddly-ders I downdiddly-loaded. It took a while to find one to fit the pixel requirements without distorting the hell out of it.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 2:39 pm

I am sure about the triple Ned....just warn the patrons that I may be somewhat....unpredictalbe after I drink it.

By the way, who is leading in the pols?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 2:55 pm

getting fuzzy

**slides BS a triple** party on, dude

I must say the triple got right on top of me. I haven't seen crap like this since a phish show back in the mid 90's.

'I drank what?'

Not a single soul has voted about the drawn and quartered thing. I'm very disappointed that so few people want to see something like that, especially now with the revolution of the banshee around us. These changes for sure are about to bring the apocalyptic showdown between the COMM and the spammers. What do I know, I'm on the outside of that jargon anyhow. But now seems a good a time as any. The entire realm of game banshee is a state of unrest. The world as we know it has changed. The smilies have unified under a single color, however, now we can add multiple colors to our text. Our functionality has been simplified, however, the GUI has become overly busy. Members are confusing beans for peas. Whoa, this stuff is really kickin' in. I'm not sure I can handle watching someone be drawn and quartered right now. I'd probably freak. GWAR is going to scare the living tar out of me tonight.

**runs and hides under the bar to chew his lips and pick lint off his shirt**

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 2:59 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders

@Vivien,

Ned: Your Avatar makes me laugh it's so appropriate

thx. what else would i use. However, that was about the tenth picture of the good Flandiddly-ders I downdiddly-loaded. It took a while to find one to fit the pixel requirements without distorting the hell out of it.

Yes, true

But I liked it anyway

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 3:32 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
gh can sound like 'f'
o can sound like a silent i
ti can sound like sh

My French professor showed me that when indicating a difference between French and English. I was like, "Uh...yeah...whatever."

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 3:37 pm

SS,

not sure I follow you.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 3:43 pm

Can i have some thing to drink?Like um coke or beer if your gunna be illegal

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 3:48 pm

should we feed him to the crocs

Illegal!!! Illegal??? Who said anything about illegal.

**frantically looks around for McBane thinking how he really shouldn't be in charge right now**

I'm not sure you can waltz in here and start spoutin' off about illegal activities. We run a perfectly legiti... stop moving, stop.. how do make your ears do that... legitimate establishment.

The drinking age here is two so I'm guessing if you walked in of your own accord, chances are I can serve you without getting into trouble.

Get out of line though, and we'll feed you to the crocs. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've started a nice collection of lint under the bar and am going to return to it so no one borrows it.

**pours craig a draught**

on a more sane note, I love looking at the who's onliine list. It shows how many patrons we have at the tavern. that's so sweet.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 3:49 pm

Craig, this is a strictly legal establishment, please refer to the resident attorny, McBane for explanation of how laws are interpreted....

In the meantime, have a coke, don't feed the croc's, and DO NOT under ANY circumstances make any move that the bears may inerperet as you trying to touch their shine

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 3:51 pm

BS,

read my post, I already poured craig a beer.

Did you ever drink that triple. I don't understand.

come under the bar and check out my lint collection.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 4:06 pm

I almost forgot.... The Bears name is "Buzzy"....

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 4:08 pm

Who is the bartender in this rather unseemly establishment? I’ll take shot of Irish whiskey and a pint of Guinness.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 4:14 pm

Ummm.... Waverly, I hate to do this, but I was told to make you go if you appeared... I must send "Buzzy" after you...

*Points his finger towards Waverly, motioning for Buzzy the Beer drinking beer to sick Waverly*

Umm... One second...

*Turns to see Buzzy past out on the counter, several empty bottles laying on their side, and a puddle of spilt beer on the counter.*

God damn....

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 4:22 pm

**crawls out from underneath the bar with pupils the size of frisbees**

Aegis,

the bears have been mostly into McBane and Ned's hallucinogenic shine. I tested out a triple on myself earlier and it really works. The bears should have no trouble of dispatching of Waverly although I'm not really aware of any such provision.

If he mentions the place is unseeming again though, you can have at 'em. bring out the FISH.

**slides a shot of Jameson straight up and a pint of genius down the bar towards Waverly**

enjoy and behave, GWAR starts in a few hours.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 4:24 pm

Aegis, even in the great white north, you are underage. Not that an evil rouge cares that you imbibe, but I'd hate to have to point this out to the authorities.

Don't bug me, and I'll give you some crisp American singles for the dancing girls... Where are the daning girls?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 4:29 pm

So far we've got bears that distill the shine, gorillas that ****tail, a crocodile pit, a house band named GWAR, an attorney into mind altering drugs, and now a paying customer. Welcome Waverly.

So far, there are no dancing girls. Perhaps I could charge you with a quest to find some.

Apparently, there are mixed feelings about your presence here. I'm bartender right now and the owner is out so hang out. Aegis is head of security so he may overstep my bounds. I just pour drinks and run the shine outfit.

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jan 23, 2002 4:29 pm

I don't drink alcohol, what can i get?
A hot tea?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 4:36 pm

gator snax

by cm
I don't drink alcohol, what can i get?

Finally, the gators can be fed. Where's Aegis? Security!!!!

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jan 23, 2002 4:37 pm

Ok that is it

I am sueing you for discrimination.
Now where is McBane i have to discuss the settlement now!