Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 7:54 pm

Im chewing on an animal corpse but otherwise things are fine... or not *that* bad atleast.

Are you trying to say that you dont trust the SYM population?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 7:55 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
@SS: I've also been having computer problems this week, I hate it, it's so boring and annoying

Yeah. I came up with a sentence to describe my computer. Elle est trés énervent. I think that's right. Luckily, we've got 4 computers in our household.

My new motherboard/case/processor came yesterday and I got a new monitor, CD-RW, and keyboard today. It all works, except that Windows won't install. I may have to reformat the hard drive.

Luckily, I backed up all my important stuff(i.e., pics from Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon, Battle Angel Alita, Ah! My Goddess, etc., and my exported BG, BG2, and IWD chars, and my BG, BG2, and IWD saved games

).

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 7:56 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
@Aegis, Aegis, here are two nice and pretty ladies in need of a massage, and you claim to be working??? What is the world coming to?

@Dot: Hi there, how are you doing? Yes, I think both I and SS will find some nice person willing to give us a massage, question is - is it somebody who we would trust to work on our tense muscles?

@SS: I've also been having computer problems this week, I hate it, it's so boring and annoying

*Realizes what he just said, throws down his fish, andtakes the Toga top off, and wraps it around his waste*

Follow me ladies...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 7:56 pm

I would offer, but I'm working...

What is wrong with that boy? he is spending too much time with the bears.

As owner of this establishment, I feel it my duty, and honor, if you two lovely ladies would allow me to offer my sevirce to you. I would be more than willing to give you massages, and you need not fear, I promise not to grope.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 7:57 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
Are you trying to say that you dont trust the SYM population?

Are you saying you do trust the SYM population?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 7:57 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

What is wrong with that boy? he is spending too much time with the bears.

As owner of this establishment, I feel it my duty, and honor, if you two lovely ladies would allow me to offer my sevirce to you. I would be more than willing to give you massages, and you need not fear, I promise not to grope.

Refer to my last post... I'll take the lovely CE...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 8:00 pm

andtakes the Toga top off,

Aegis, you know this exposure of male flesh is against house rules. besides, you missed your opportunity,.

Ahhh, the foolishness of youth.

begins to set out various iols and ltions. okay ladies, who will be first to try Bloodstalker's Realaxing Massage.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 8:03 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
*Realizes what he just said, throws down his fish, andtakes the Toga top off, and wraps it around his waste*

Follow me ladies...

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
As owner of this establishment, I feel it my duty, and honor, if you two lovely ladies would allow me to offer my sevirce to you. I would be more than willing to give you massages, and you need not fear, I promise not to grope.

I should file a complaint about the delay in service; but I'll wait 'til after the massage to decide whether or not to complain.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 8:03 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn

Are you saying you do trust the SYM population?

Well...

Frankly, yes. They just pretend to be lunatics while they are infact completely harmless. Its just a big game to escape the boredom that is real life.

Or so i think atleast... you tell me if im right.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 8:08 pm

All complaints are to be refered to Ned or Aeigis, I am too busy to be bothered with such things.

However, I think it will be unessacary.

Come, lie on the table while I warm the oils. So where are you most tense? and by the way, what exactly is going on with your computer?

See, I make an effort to be helpfull, as well as give a pleasureable massage.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 8:08 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
Well...

Frankly, yes. They just pretend to be lunatics while they are infact completely harmless. Its just a big game to escape the boredom that is real life.

Or so i think atleast... you tell me if im right.

What's "real life"?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 8:12 pm

Frankly, yes. They just pretend to be lunatics while they are infact completely harmless. Its just a big game to escape the boredom that is real life

So, since you trust us all, I have a little business proposition. You can purchase some stock in this tavern, for a small investment. I have been looking for a trusting, honest businaess partner for awhile now. The papers are already prepared, you need only sign them.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 8:14 pm

@SS: Are you sure you want me to tell you that? While you instead could enjoy a nice massage from BS?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 8:18 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
All complaints are to be refered to Ned or Aeigis, I am too busy to be bothered with such things.

However, I think it will be unessacary.

Come, lie on the table while I warm the oils. So where are you most tense? and by the way, what exactly is going on with your computer?

See, I make an effort to be helpfull, as well as give a pleasureable massage.

I don't know where I'm most tense, but I'm sure you'll be able to find the spot.

As for what's wrong with my computer, I'm not really sure.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 8:20 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
@SS: Are you sure you want me to tell you that? While you instead could enjoy a nice massage from BS?

Hmm...I think I'll go with the massage.

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 8:20 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

So, since you trust us all, I have a little business proposition. You can purchase some stock in this tavern, for a small investment. I have been looking for a trusting, honest businaess partner for awhile now. The papers are already prepared, you need only sign them.

I trust in you capability to manage this tavern without any monetary support from my very limited purse.

If there is anything else i can help with i would be happy to however.

And dont pretend, i know you have a kind heart anyway

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 8:21 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn

I should file a complaint about the delay in service; but I'll wait 'til after the massage to decide whether or not to complain.

Exactly!

We'd better try out both the available masseurs before deciding any further actions

Lies down at the couch

Btw, my French sucks, Aegis might be better on French grammar. I do agree about the content, though

Hope you make things work soon.

@Dot: You're chewing on a dead animal? I hope it's not your cat.

Or some of your friends

Good to hear you are not too bad - although you seem to be in a cynic mood

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 8:25 pm

I'm sure you'll be able to find the spot

Wipes sweat from hands....mumbling....I said I would not grope, and I can stand by that statement. I hope.

Tests the oil, yes warm enough.

begins to work them into SS's shoulder's.

As I sadi before in this thread......God I love this place

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 8:31 pm

We'd better try out both the available masseurs before deciding any further actions

Smacks Aegis in the head with a towel.

Stop playing with those bears man! You have a opportun....uh....job to do.

Wonders where he got the towel from. Looks down at SS.

replaces towel and resumes the massage.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Jan 25, 2002 8:34 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

Bah! Creepy COMMer-ish smilie alert!