Ned's springfield cartel

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Mar 01, 2002 9:47 am

Well, Fonzie eventually got tired of keeping Sleep company

So he is sleeping in the back at the moment. I just about have him fully trained.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Mar 01, 2002 9:54 am

It's cool the name Fonzie stuck. **begins to pour fruit punch for all**. And the tavern isn't really dead. It's just been moved and reopened. Things got a little jostled.

Oh btw, BS, here's the original BToN sign, still intact.

Anyone seen McBane, he must be meeting with the top dogs.

Gotta run. I just got a new Cisco router here at the workplace. I've been waiting a while for this. Much fun to be had.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Mar 01, 2002 9:59 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
**begins to pour fruit punch for all**. And the tavern isn't really dead. It's just been moved and reopened. Things got a little jostled.

I'll drink to that! Cheers, all!

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Fri Mar 01, 2002 8:35 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
The only problem with running the BBA on shine will be the bunny syndrome. Are these babies insured. Even still, we can't be letting the bunnies jepoardize the cargo.

Leased AND insured

. I thought that if business was getting bad the fleet could have a tragic gardening accident and we'd still turn a profit. Not sure of the legal details but that's why the lease is in BS's name. - Curdis !

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Sat Mar 02, 2002 3:56 pm

The last Simpsons I've seen is the one where Krusty finds out he has a daughter.
Best parts:
Homer:"Thank you lord for this food we are about to recieve. and did you hear about Krusty? I mean I knew he was out there, but a kid?..."
Marge:" Homer, thats not a prayer, thats gossip."
Homer:"How's Maude Flanders doing up there, is she playing the fields? Yeah! wow, realy?"

You have to understand Homer's mentality for this one:
Krusty: "How do you handle parenting?"
Homer:"Well the key is, don't over-think, because over thinking leads to... um, where were we? Hey look a clown!"

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Mar 02, 2002 7:47 pm

Hmmm... is this a pub?

Cos I could use a drink

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Mar 02, 2002 8:27 pm

Offers Georgi a glass of Shine

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Mar 02, 2002 8:33 pm

Thanks BS

So, this is a pub then?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Mar 02, 2002 8:36 pm

Well, I have decided that any thread I happen to be in at the moment will serve as a pub. BTW, Ned want's me to refer to his shine as "friut punch" ......gonna take some getting used to

So what's up?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Mar 02, 2002 8:51 pm

Well ummm, the fruit punch is very nice

Not much, debating whether to stay up for the Aussie Grand Prix or not (starting in a minute)...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Mar 02, 2002 8:55 pm

Better make up your mind quick then

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Mar 02, 2002 9:05 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Better make up your mind quick then

No, no, the question is whether to stay up for the whole race... the start is always the best bit

This one being no exception, total carnage on the first bend...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Mar 02, 2002 9:11 pm

carnage? I like the sound of that. Sounds like what happened to me last night, I think anyway......I would know if I could remember.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Mar 02, 2002 9:21 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
carnage? I like the sound of that. Sounds like what happened to me last night, I think anyway......I would know if I could remember.

Sounds like a normal night out for you...

Yeah, they've had the safety car out twice now, loads of cars went out...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 8:11 am

** re-enters the Tavern, orders a fruit punch and sits at a table **
Hey, everybody, how's life treating ya? So, BS, business back up and running?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 10:30 am

It would appear that it is business as usual again, although calling this stuff fruit punch is messing with my mind.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 11:14 am

Thank God the BToN is alive and well and in another locale. (Is that supposed to be a secret?)

Pour me a "Fruit Punch". Hold the umbrellas.

I'd like to apply for the job of Palm Greaser. I think I am well qualified with my special +15 Charisma Wonder Bra.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 11:18 am

Originally posted by VoodooDali
Thank God the BToN is alive and well and in another locale. (Is that supposed to be a secret?)

Pour me a "Fruit Punch". Hold the umbrellas.

I'd like to apply for the job of Palm Greaser. I think I am well qualified with my special +15 Charisma Wonder Bra.

Or you could just wear no bra, that would be just as effective...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 11:27 am

we need patrons

voodoodali,

glad to see you've found the good ole tavern of neutrality. Due to some of those in power with "lawful evil" tendancies, they boarded up the tavern. However, it has been moved and reopened for business.

The 'fruit punch' goes down the same as always. As soon as business is secure, we may be able to lift the fruit punch lingo.

With you as Palm Greaser, my thoughts divert to nothing short of naughty. Perhpas it is the +15 Charisma wonder bra. In fact, I think they should be manufactured for all female SYM'ers. Yours, VoodooDali, would of course still be the first and thus boost your charisma up another +3. Is there any chance you could post a photo of yourself wearing the product. It would help for marketing if all the ladies could see the results before spending their cash.

Btw, as Palm Greaser, I must ask if you have any experience dealing with politicians. They are such shiesters, I fear for your safety and mine. If you're not on top of your game, they could have their paws under your wonder bra and the DEA at our front door in minutes. That would be bad.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 11:31 am

Ah, but I also have the +5 Groin Grabber (tm), which was given to me by Maharlika in the Men's Room to fend off unwanted paws.