Originally posted by Sailor Saturn
I'll help. 'tis a horrid thing that all these men want to kill kittens.
So far, we have mainly Gruntboy actually wanting to kill them...though there are reports that this is a futile endeavor on his part due to his...anatomy...
*ahem*
However, I have compiled a watch list due to admissions in this very thread:
D.O.R.K.s
(Delinquents Organized for the Removal of Kittens)
Bloodstalker: Admits to having killed kittens during postings here on SYM. This is both frightening and possibly true. Close watching will be necessary.
Weasel: His 'special' gift enables him to kill kittens and other animals apparently at will. Proceed with caution, do not approach.
AbysmalNature: His name alone has put him on this list, regardless of his comments
Stilgar: He seems repentant, maybe a self help group will help him as opposed to the violent measures needed for the others?
Aragorn Retruns: The most frightening of all. He 'thinks of kittens' one can only assume for foul purposes.
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