Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.
2. Always take time to stop and smell the roses
And sooner or later you'll inhale a bee
3. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either - just leave me alone!.
4. When I am feeling down I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbour's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself
5. It's always darkest before the dawn.
So if you are going to steal the neighbour's newspaper/milk that is the time to do it.
6. Into every life some rain must fall.
Usually when your car windows are down.
7. It's a small world.
So use your elbows a lot.
8. We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.
9. No-one is listening.
Until you make a mistake.
10. If you wonder how deep the water is...
Never test with both feet.
11. It is far more impressive when other's discover your good qualities
Without your help.
12. If you ever feel no-one cares whether you are alive.
Try missing a couple of car payments.
