Secret Diaries of the Fellowship

Leonardo · Post by **Leonardo** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 9:59 am

Read them here

Mature content. Or is it imature?
Anyway, reader discretion is advised. But it´s a good laugh

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 10:18 am

I've seen this before. It is funny though. I like Aragorn's the best.
Day 28: Still not king.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 10:31 am

that was so sad...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 10:58 am

That was just plain disturbing.......I like it

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 11:12 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
That was just plain disturbing.......I like it

Is there anything you don't like?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 11:24 am

Actually, yes, there is.....but I avoid working by posting here.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 3:04 pm

Frodo: Everyone keeps hitting on me. Cannot cope. Off to Mordor.

Actually I've also thought the book was kinda gay... The way frodo and Sam were holding hands and all.

(j/k)

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 4:50 pm

ROFL... very, very disturbing...

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 8:17 pm

ROFL

Hillarious, Leonardo

I loved Gandalf, day 16: Am lonely. Saruman maybe not so unattractive after all.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 8:49 pm

ROFL

Originally posted by Rob-hin
Actually I've also thought the book was kinda gay... The way frodo and Sam were holding hands and all.(j/k)

Just imagine what could have happened if Gus van Sant had got the movie rights...

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 8:54 pm

My favourite Gollums

Day 6

Orcs have switched to repeat viewings of "The Faculty." Cannot cope. Have told them where Ring is

EDIT- And another

Day Eleven

Attempt to infiltrate Council of Elrond in lawn ornament disguise unsuccessful. Was stashed in storage closet by annoying Glorfindel, where was trapped for hours while Elrond tried on all Arwen's dresses in front of mirror, while muttering something about Legolas not being the prettiest after all. Miss days of yore, when men were men and dwarves were dwarves, and elves wore trousers. Although something to be said for Legolas' boots-and-skirt ensemble.

Timekeeper · Post by **Timekeeper** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 9:00 pm

My favorite's Frodo's.

Day Three

Have agreed to carry Ring to Mordor. In hindsight, probably a bad move.

Day Ten:

Today Legolas began stroking my inner thigh with his bow.
Was stunned. Had no idea Legolas wanted the Ring too.
It must truly be an object of awesome power.

Day 27 :

Lothlorien so pretty. Galadriel pretty too. Offered her One Ring, but she kept saying, "No, there's something else I'd rather have from you, Frodo Baggins," and trying to slide foot up inside my breeches. So, gave her my extra pair of breeches since she seemed fond of them. Maybe some kind of breeches shortage in Lothlorien.

Now this stuff is just scary.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 9:24 pm

I like Pippin's:

DAY SEVEN

Has been twenty-five days since met Aragorn and he has not yet washed his hair. Is really starting to bother me.

DAY FOURTEEN

Gandalf dead. Everyone morose. In attempt to cheer up Fellowship, Legolas took off all his clothes and performed scenes from Silmarillion: The Musical. Everyone still morose. Legolas ponced off to have 3,000-year-old elf prince sulk.

And Saruman's:

DAY THIRTEEN

Am tired of climbing up and down eight million stairs just to taunt Gandalf. Should have imprisoned him in easy-access dungeon where could taunt more effectively, and would not have to wait until after breakfast.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 9:27 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
I like Pippin's:

DAY FOURTEEN

Gandalf dead. Everyone morose. In attempt to cheer up Fellowship, Legolas took off all his clothes and performed scenes from Silmarillion: The Musical. Everyone still morose. Legolas ponced off to have 3,000-year-old elf prince sulk.

Well thats somewhat disturbing...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 9:51 pm

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Well thats somewhat disturbing...

Not compared to most of that stuff...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 10:20 pm

My personal favorite.....

Day Twenty-Three :

V. cold on top of Caradhras. Aragorn won fight about who got to carry Frodo up the mountain. Boromir sulking. If Legolas keeps nancing about on top of the snow, may have to hit him with my staff.

Damn elvin showoff...

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 10:22 pm

Originally posted by Georgi
Not compared to most of that stuff...

Not sure I want to read the rest now.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 10:37 pm

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Not sure I want to read the rest now.

Well it's funny, just... twisted

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 10:47 pm

Really funny!

I had this diary a long time ago, although I was wishy-washy in sharing it with you.

Sorry for that.

Glad to know that all of you found it funny nevertheless.

Leonardo · Post by **Leonardo** » Thu Mar 21, 2002 5:46 am

Nobody mentioned the whole "blow the Horn of Gondor" as the most disturbing thing about the diaries?