*My evil heart melts immediately at T's "Oh Asty"* Of course we could do that, Honey, of course we could...Originally posted by T'lainya
She's right, all those preservatives and anestheticsNot the laser scalpel! Quickly turns dial Oh Asty
Your Favourite Jokes
Re: I'm glad you implanted this
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Re: Re: Now for something completely different...
'Nuff said...
No worries,
Beldin
PS: - and since I don't like to type - I've become a "cyberrat" by definition - I can find nearly anything on the net - and THEN it's just a drag and drop job...
I work in a tech hotline....Originally posted by Tamerlane
@ Beldin. You got a lot spare time on your hands, don't you.
'Nuff said... No worries,
Beldin
PS: - and since I don't like to type - I've become a "cyberrat" by definition - I can find nearly anything on the net - and THEN it's just a drag and drop job...
Proud driver and SLURRite Linkmaster of the Rolling Thunder ™
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
And since I'm at it....another List from the 'net.
I think it' appropriate (sp?) for most SYMbionts... ;D
[Attention ! LONG post ! ]
87 Ways for you to Know You've Been Online too Long :
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL" out loud.
3. You find yourself trying to **** your head 90 degrees when you smile.
4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your
significant other.
5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out".
6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
7. If you are male and see a female in the "Real" world that you wish to
meet, your first thought is to PM her.
8. If you are female and you see a male in the "Real" world that you wish to
meet, your first thought is that you wish he'd PM you.
9. You don't understand the humor in the above mentioned #7 and #8 since the
"real" world is at your fingertips.
10. You have to get a 2nd phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut.
11. When you have sex, you no longer are concerned about sexually transmitted
diseases.
12. You walk into a room, and, finding that it has more than 23 people, you
inform management that there is an error.
13. When looking at signs, you wonder why they are always "yelling" at you.
14. You go up to people you are attracted to "in real life" and ask them for
their GIF.
15. Although you don't know what they look like, you become insanely jealous
of people hitting on your cyber-love.
16. You don't even know what your cyber-love looks like.
17. When at work, your boss constantly reminds you that the word i should be
capitalized.
18. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
19. Your spouse now complains of you moving your fingers in your sleep
instead of talking.
20. Your kids are eating cereal morning, noon, and night.
21. When someone says, "What did you say?" you reply, "Scroll up!"
22. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the
night when your spouse is asleep.
23. You turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know you're
on-line again.
24. You know more about your SYM friends' daily routines than you do your own
spouse's.
25. You find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when they
complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook.
26. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to
your own.
27. You would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying
too much than the truth (online all night).
28. You change your screen names so much that you have to look at your own
profile to see who you are.(WEASEL comes to mind... )
29. You go into labor and you stop to type a special E-mail to let everyone
know you're going to be away and how you're feeling.
30. You marry your cyberboyfriend/girlfriend and you both sit at your own
computers & chat to each other every night from across the room.
31. You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the
same time.
32. You understand the humor in all of these jokes because you have committed
them yourself!
33. Your dog (or hamster ?) leaves you.
34. You are doing things more and more that you swore you would never do when you first got online.
35. You sign on & immediately get 10 PMs from people who have you on their
buddy list.
36. You have a map on the wall w/ LOTS of red thumbtacks to mark where people are you have met.
37. You look at an annoying person off-line & wish you had your ignore button
handy.
38. You bring a bag lunch & a cooler to the computer.
39. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting and you
think, "Uh oh, cyber sex perv".
40. You go thru "withdrawal" if you are away from the computer for more than
a few hours.
41. Your buddy list has over 100 people on it.
42. You understand what BIF ISO BIM means. (I wonder how many will get this
one...If so, you've been hanging out in *strange* places).
43. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get online
before you have your first cup of coffee.
44. You have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.
45. You have your computer set so it goes directly into GB's welcome screen.
46. You wait 6 hours online for a certain "special" person to come home from
work.
47. You don't know where the time has gone.
48. You end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while writing letters by hand.
49. Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had.
50. You get up at 2 am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.
51. You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
52. You enter a room & 23 people greet you w/ **hugs** (a big HELLO to Viv ! ) or **kisses**.
53. You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.
54. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n & I will
TTYL".
55. You type faster than you think.
56. You got your psychiatrist addicted to SYM too & are now undergoing
therapy using PM instead of at his office. (C E ?? )
57. You want to be buried with your computer when it dies or vice versa.
58. You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted.
59. You can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up
your TV
screen at the end of a movie
60. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes and
fingers, you would have been classified as a vegetable!"
61. You dream in "text".
62. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.
63. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really
bored.
64. You don't want to leave in case you miss something.
65. You double click your TV remote.
66. You can now type over 70 wpm.
67. You think about starting a 12-step recovery group for SYM junkies.
68. You are on the phone a minute & need to do something else & say "BRB" or
"BBL".
69. You check your E-mail and forget you have real mail (a.k.a. snail mail).
70. You go into withdrawals during dinner.
71. You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to everyone in
a room.
72. You stop speaking in full sentences.
73. You have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended up "giving"
tech support to other SYMers. (Mr. Sleep ? )
74. You have to be pried from your computer by the "Jaws of Life".(or the DENTURES OF DOOM ? Hi fable ! )
75. Your last sexual experience was really just a "textual" experience.
76. You know what a "snert" is. (No I don't . Please someone explain it to me . Tnx, Beldin )
77. You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to
"check your mail" & while there you "just wanted to see who was online".
78. You meet people from SYM in public & you have no idea what their real
name is, so you call them by their screen name.
79. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to-face.
80. When seeing someone you wish to meet, your second thought is wishing
they'd be on SYM so you don't have to meet them in person.
81. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.
82. You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or complete
sentences.
83. You have met over 100 SYMers.
84. When meeting a stranger, you ask for their profile. If they have a
profile you ask them for an age/sex/location check.
85. You understand the humor in all of this.
86. You keep telling yourself to "Get a Life".
87. When someone online says BRB, gotta go pee, you ask them to go for you,
and think they can.
No worries,
Beldin
I think it' appropriate (sp?) for most SYMbionts...
;D[Attention ! LONG post ! ]
87 Ways for you to Know You've Been Online too Long :
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL" out loud.
3. You find yourself trying to **** your head 90 degrees when you smile.
4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your
significant other.
5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out".
6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
7. If you are male and see a female in the "Real" world that you wish to
meet, your first thought is to PM her.
8. If you are female and you see a male in the "Real" world that you wish to
meet, your first thought is that you wish he'd PM you.
9. You don't understand the humor in the above mentioned #7 and #8 since the
"real" world is at your fingertips.
10. You have to get a 2nd phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut.
11. When you have sex, you no longer are concerned about sexually transmitted
diseases.
12. You walk into a room, and, finding that it has more than 23 people, you
inform management that there is an error.
13. When looking at signs, you wonder why they are always "yelling" at you.
14. You go up to people you are attracted to "in real life" and ask them for
their GIF.
15. Although you don't know what they look like, you become insanely jealous
of people hitting on your cyber-love.
16. You don't even know what your cyber-love looks like.
17. When at work, your boss constantly reminds you that the word i should be
capitalized.
18. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
19. Your spouse now complains of you moving your fingers in your sleep
instead of talking.
20. Your kids are eating cereal morning, noon, and night.
21. When someone says, "What did you say?" you reply, "Scroll up!"
22. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the
night when your spouse is asleep.
23. You turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know you're
on-line again.
24. You know more about your SYM friends' daily routines than you do your own
spouse's.
25. You find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when they
complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook.
26. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to
your own.
27. You would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying
too much than the truth (online all night).
28. You change your screen names so much that you have to look at your own
profile to see who you are.(WEASEL comes to mind...
) 29. You go into labor and you stop to type a special E-mail to let everyone
know you're going to be away and how you're feeling.
30. You marry your cyberboyfriend/girlfriend and you both sit at your own
computers & chat to each other every night from across the room.
31. You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the
same time.
32. You understand the humor in all of these jokes because you have committed
them yourself!
33. Your dog (or hamster ?) leaves you.
34. You are doing things more and more that you swore you would never do when you first got online.
35. You sign on & immediately get 10 PMs from people who have you on their
buddy list.
36. You have a map on the wall w/ LOTS of red thumbtacks to mark where people are you have met.
37. You look at an annoying person off-line & wish you had your ignore button
handy.
38. You bring a bag lunch & a cooler to the computer.
39. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting and you
think, "Uh oh, cyber sex perv".
40. You go thru "withdrawal" if you are away from the computer for more than
a few hours.
41. Your buddy list has over 100 people on it.
42. You understand what BIF ISO BIM means. (I wonder how many will get this
one...If so, you've been hanging out in *strange* places).
43. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get online
before you have your first cup of coffee.
44. You have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.
45. You have your computer set so it goes directly into GB's welcome screen.
46. You wait 6 hours online for a certain "special" person to come home from
work.
47. You don't know where the time has gone.
48. You end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while writing letters by hand.
49. Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had.
50. You get up at 2 am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.
51. You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
52. You enter a room & 23 people greet you w/ **hugs** (a big HELLO to Viv !
) or **kisses**.53. You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.
54. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n & I will
TTYL".
55. You type faster than you think.
56. You got your psychiatrist addicted to SYM too & are now undergoing
therapy using PM instead of at his office. (C E ??
) 57. You want to be buried with your computer when it dies or vice versa.
58. You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted.
59. You can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up
your TV
screen at the end of a movie
60. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes and
fingers, you would have been classified as a vegetable!"
61. You dream in "text".
62. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.
63. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really
bored.
64. You don't want to leave in case you miss something.
65. You double click your TV remote.
66. You can now type over 70 wpm.
67. You think about starting a 12-step recovery group for SYM junkies.
68. You are on the phone a minute & need to do something else & say "BRB" or
"BBL".
69. You check your E-mail and forget you have real mail (a.k.a. snail mail).
70. You go into withdrawals during dinner.
71. You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say goodbye to everyone in
a room.
72. You stop speaking in full sentences.
73. You have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended up "giving"
tech support to other SYMers. (Mr. Sleep ?
) 74. You have to be pried from your computer by the "Jaws of Life".(or the DENTURES OF DOOM ? Hi fable !
) 75. Your last sexual experience was really just a "textual" experience.
76. You know what a "snert" is. (No I don't . Please someone explain it to me . Tnx, Beldin
)77. You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to
"check your mail" & while there you "just wanted to see who was online".
78. You meet people from SYM in public & you have no idea what their real
name is, so you call them by their screen name.
79. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to-face.
80. When seeing someone you wish to meet, your second thought is wishing
they'd be on SYM so you don't have to meet them in person.
81. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.
82. You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or complete
sentences.
83. You have met over 100 SYMers.
84. When meeting a stranger, you ask for their profile. If they have a
profile you ask them for an age/sex/location check.
85. You understand the humor in all of this.
86. You keep telling yourself to "Get a Life".
87. When someone online says BRB, gotta go pee, you ask them to go for you,
and think they can.
No worries,
Beldin
Proud driver and SLURRite Linkmaster of the Rolling Thunder ™
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Re: Must spam more - AND MORE AND MORE...
LOL
@CE: How about that one ?
56. You got your psychiatrist addicted to SYM too & are now undergoing
therapy using PM instead of at his office. (C E ?? )
No worries,
Beldin
Originally posted by C Elegans
LOL@CE: How about that one ?
56. You got your psychiatrist addicted to SYM too & are now undergoing
therapy using PM instead of at his office. (C E ?? )
No worries,
Beldin
Proud driver and SLURRite Linkmaster of the Rolling Thunder ™
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Re: Re: I'm glad you implanted this
Ha! That very implant is since a couple of days part of (and this must be very ironic for you, tasty one) the newly constructed barbeque of Clinique Vampirique de Londre.Originally posted by C Elegans
@Beldin: LOL
Thanks T'
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Life seems short considering how long you will be dead.
Re: Re: I'm glad you implanted this
You think of everything. However I think Asty may have discovered the implant
Thank you CE, I knew we could come to an agreementOriginally posted by C Elegans
Thanks T'
You think of everything. However I think Asty may have discovered the implant [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com"]GameBanshee[/url] Make your gaming scream!
"I have seen them/I have watched them all fall/I have been them/I have watched myself crawl"
"I will only complicate you/Trust in me and fall as well"
"Quiet time...no more whine"
"I have seen them/I have watched them all fall/I have been them/I have watched myself crawl"
"I will only complicate you/Trust in me and fall as well"
"Quiet time...no more whine"
What a charming man
Sounds lovely
This would be an interesting dinner I wonder what or who the main course is?
Originally posted by Astafas
*My evil heart melts immediately at T's "Oh Asty"* Of course we could do that, Honey, of course we could...
Sounds lovely This would be an interesting dinner I wonder what or who the main course is?
[url="http://www.gamebanshee.com"]GameBanshee[/url] Make your gaming scream!
"I have seen them/I have watched them all fall/I have been them/I have watched myself crawl"
"I will only complicate you/Trust in me and fall as well"
"Quiet time...no more whine"
"I have seen them/I have watched them all fall/I have been them/I have watched myself crawl"
"I will only complicate you/Trust in me and fall as well"
"Quiet time...no more whine"
- B Q ?
@ T'lainya, (Sorry couldn't resist) M u s t t r y h a r d e r. - Curdis !
@ T'lainya, (Sorry couldn't resist) M u s t t r y h a r d e r. - Curdis !
The warlord sig of 's' - word
Making a reappearance for those who have a sig even longer
[quote="Dilbert]That's about the stupidest thing I've ever heard[/quote]
[quote=Waverly]You all suck donkeys[/quote]
[quote={deleted after legal threats}]I am so not a drama queen![/quote"]
:mischief:
:devil:
Repent
For
Making a reappearance for those who have a sig even longer
[quote="Dilbert]That's about the stupidest thing I've ever heard[/quote]
[quote=Waverly]You all suck donkeys[/quote]
[quote={deleted after legal threats}]I am so not a drama queen![/quote"]
:mischief:
:devil:
Repent
For
Re: - B Q ?
Hmm are you volunteering to be the chef or the main course??Originally posted by Curdis
@ T'lainya, (Sorry couldn't resist) M u s t t r y h a r d e r. - Curdis !
[url="http://www.gamebanshee.com"]GameBanshee[/url] Make your gaming scream!
"I have seen them/I have watched them all fall/I have been them/I have watched myself crawl"
"I will only complicate you/Trust in me and fall as well"
"Quiet time...no more whine"
"I have seen them/I have watched them all fall/I have been them/I have watched myself crawl"
"I will only complicate you/Trust in me and fall as well"
"Quiet time...no more whine"
And where are you lurking?!?!
LOL It's fun to be a part of tooOriginally posted by Gruntboy
LOL. This is amusing for a lurker.
[url="http://www.gamebanshee.com"]GameBanshee[/url] Make your gaming scream!
"I have seen them/I have watched them all fall/I have been them/I have watched myself crawl"
"I will only complicate you/Trust in me and fall as well"
"Quiet time...no more whine"
"I have seen them/I have watched them all fall/I have been them/I have watched myself crawl"
"I will only complicate you/Trust in me and fall as well"
"Quiet time...no more whine"
@T'lovely
Flashing devilish fangs have met the bright light of a razor sharp (goes without saying) laser scalpel! The tasty one be still breathing while I be... well... no more dead than before (between you and me, I gave her good!) . Our struggle was glorious (thanks to all at the restaurant for your understanding!) and tales will certainly be told for ages to come.
Flashing devilish fangs have met the bright light of a razor sharp (goes without saying) laser scalpel! The tasty one be still breathing while I be... well... no more dead than before (between you and me, I gave her good!)
. Our struggle was glorious (thanks to all at the restaurant for your understanding!) and tales will certainly be told for ages to come.Proud SLURRite Vampiric Lawyer of the Rolling Thunder (TM) - Visitors WELCOME !!!
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Life seems short considering how long you will be dead.
Poor Asty
Oh my She went after your fangs? Well at least you made the battle epic I'm glad to see defeat hasn't dampened your spirits I'm sure the onlookers were so overwhelmed by the combatants grace and charm they would have forgiven anything except for one gentlemen who complained the laser scalpel ruined his necktie
Oh my
She went after your fangs? Well at least you made the battle epic I'm glad to see defeat hasn't dampened your spirits I'm sure the onlookers were so overwhelmed by the combatants grace and charm they would have forgiven anything except for one gentlemen who complained the laser scalpel ruined his necktie [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com"]GameBanshee[/url] Make your gaming scream!
"I have seen them/I have watched them all fall/I have been them/I have watched myself crawl"
"I will only complicate you/Trust in me and fall as well"
"Quiet time...no more whine"
"I have seen them/I have watched them all fall/I have been them/I have watched myself crawl"
"I will only complicate you/Trust in me and fall as well"
"Quiet time...no more whine"
@Asty & @ T'lovely: Sorry to interrupt your "tete-à-tete", but ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER LIST !
No worries,
Beldin
The Top 19 Country Song Titles...
1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
2. How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?
3. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In Bed
4. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, 'Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye
5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself, Or Go Bowling
6. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
7. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
8. I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, but The Car
Don't Run; so I figure we Got An Even Deal
9. I Keep Forgetten' I Forgot About You
10. I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
12. I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
14. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
15. Please Bypass this Heart?
16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
17. Mama Get a Hammer (There's a Fly On Papa's Head)
18. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
19. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
No worries,
Beldin
The Top 19 Country Song Titles...
1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
2. How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?
3. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In Bed
4. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, 'Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye
5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself, Or Go Bowling
6. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
7. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
8. I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, but The Car
Don't Run; so I figure we Got An Even Deal
9. I Keep Forgetten' I Forgot About You
10. I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
12. I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
14. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
15. Please Bypass this Heart?
16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
17. Mama Get a Hammer (There's a Fly On Papa's Head)
18. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
19. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
Proud driver and SLURRite Linkmaster of the Rolling Thunder ™
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
And one for our unmarried ladies 'out thar' ...
Things Women need to know before Marriage
1. How to answer a question without looking "Blonde"
2. You Too Can Cut the Grass
3. "My team lost and won't be in the Super Bowl"...How To Calm Your
Man
4. How to Empty an ice tray
5. We don't want no ugly tie....we want money (or sex)
6. Understanding the male response to your coming home with shopping
bags.
7. Parenting...it doesn't end with conception??? Damn
8. Get a Life too....Learn To Cook
9. How to not act like an ******* even if you know your right
10. Understanding your financial incompetance..or how not to let your
wife have a credit card
11. Reasons to think about why you should be given flowers
12. How to keep your man awake during your favorite movie
13. How to freshen rooms after your man has relieved himself
14. Closing the garbage bag properly...(passing of Not overfilling the
garbage bag is required for this course)
15. You can fall asleep without it..but why try when you can have
it to go to sleep!
16. The morning dilemma....If IT'S UP....GRAB IT AND USE IT!
17. The weekend and sports are synonyms..especially football and
hockey
18. "Give me a break"...why do you think your excuses are so far
fetched?
19. How to go shopping with your mate without letting her go into
every store of the mall...
20. DON'T TOUCH THE REMOTE
21. "How that French Thing Works"
22. Can you give your mom a ride to HER home?
23. How to be young at heart....
24. How to not let your mate drive and get lost and arrive late
25. Female Bonding.....CAN I WATCH???
26. Honest..You don't look like Cindy Crawford when your naked
27. "Wearing a bra" It will really support you know...before you knock
them on your knees
28. How to prevent your wife from going from store to store to find
the best bargain
29. How to bring me my second beer faster when I'm watching my
football game...
30. What do you mean "Its for LIFE???" I thought the minister
said.."It's for the NIGHT"....
Still no worries ,
Beldin
Things Women need to know before Marriage
1. How to answer a question without looking "Blonde"
2. You Too Can Cut the Grass
3. "My team lost and won't be in the Super Bowl"...How To Calm Your
Man
4. How to Empty an ice tray
5. We don't want no ugly tie....we want money (or sex)
6. Understanding the male response to your coming home with shopping
bags.
7. Parenting...it doesn't end with conception??? Damn
8. Get a Life too....Learn To Cook
9. How to not act like an ******* even if you know your right
10. Understanding your financial incompetance..or how not to let your
wife have a credit card
11. Reasons to think about why you should be given flowers
12. How to keep your man awake during your favorite movie
13. How to freshen rooms after your man has relieved himself
14. Closing the garbage bag properly...(passing of Not overfilling the
garbage bag is required for this course)
15. You can fall asleep without it..but why try when you can have
it to go to sleep!
16. The morning dilemma....If IT'S UP....GRAB IT AND USE IT!
17. The weekend and sports are synonyms..especially football and
hockey
18. "Give me a break"...why do you think your excuses are so far
fetched?
19. How to go shopping with your mate without letting her go into
every store of the mall...
20. DON'T TOUCH THE REMOTE
21. "How that French Thing Works"
22. Can you give your mom a ride to HER home?
23. How to be young at heart....
24. How to not let your mate drive and get lost and arrive late
25. Female Bonding.....CAN I WATCH???
26. Honest..You don't look like Cindy Crawford when your naked
27. "Wearing a bra" It will really support you know...before you knock
them on your knees
28. How to prevent your wife from going from store to store to find
the best bargain
29. How to bring me my second beer faster when I'm watching my
football game...
30. What do you mean "Its for LIFE???" I thought the minister
said.."It's for the NIGHT"....
Still no worries
,Beldin
Proud driver and SLURRite Linkmaster of the Rolling Thunder ™
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Famous Last Words:
"You can't kill me 'cause I've got magic armoraaaaargh !"
"They're only kobolds!"
So he kills kittens? Nothing to fear about that. (CM about Foul on SYM)
"Hey Beldin ! I don't like your face !"
"Nevermore."
Wasn't aware this was a no spam thread as well. OK, I'll leave it to your lists then.Originally posted by Beldin
@Asty & @ T'lovely: Sorry to interrupt your "tete-à-tete", but ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER LIST !
Proud SLURRite Vampiric Lawyer of the Rolling Thunder (TM) - Visitors WELCOME !!!
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Life seems short considering how long you will be dead.
[size=0](Feel free to join us for a drink, play some pool or even relax in a hottub (but the coffin's mine!) - want to learn more? )[/size]
Life seems short considering how long you will be dead.