A New Poll....(without the poll option)

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 5:32 pm

big girls?

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 5:41 pm

not "big" per se, but adults, yes, they have some uses. i tend to be a bit frankensteinian in my approach to women.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 3:41 am

Number 2...

...oxymorons are so cool...

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 4:04 am

LOL @ WK....@ Mah what are you on about?

'Frankenstainian in your approach to women' eh? You mean you are constantly having to replace their brain and electrocute them just to get them of their backs? This could be a miss understanding

.....

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 4:36 am

Oxymoron...

Originally posted by frogus
@ Mah what are you on about?

...no.2 ---> A Just and Noble Tyrant.

Say, care to join us?

@Weasel: I think Frogus here may have some potentials for our cause...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 8:19 am

Originally posted by Weasel

5. Who is Weasel?

If you don't know - who does ?

No worries,

Beldin

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 9:01 am

Originally posted by Weasel
I will voluntary allow Mr.Sleep's , Aegis and Waverly post count to be cut back.

And I admit Weasel is in fact one of my alter egos. Please delete it.

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 11:16 am

Originally posted by frogus
LOL @ WK....'Frankenstainian in your approach to women' eh? You mean you are constantly having to replace their brain and electrocute them just to get them of their backs? This could be a miss understanding .....

No, no, worse than that. When I look at a woman, I find the body part on her that is most attractive to me (stomach, eyes, breasts, glutes, hair...), and then look at the one or two that are the least attractive to me. I then mentally remove the parts I don't like, and replace them with parts from a nearby woman, in order to create a more ideal creature. This is subcouncious, automatic, and takes only a few seconds. So:

WK looks at chick one-
"She's got a beautiful face and body, but is lacking in the chest department"

WK looks at chick two-
"She's not very cute, but has an amazingly built torso"

Switch the chest of chick two with the chest of chick one and voila! Chick one now has it all!

I'm not saying that I only look at women as objects- I just do until I get to know them.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 12:49 pm

Originally posted by Witch King

WK looks at chick one-

WK looks at chick two-

Chick one tongues chick two.

WK looks around and wonders how he stumbled into the "Femme2Femme" nightclub and why he's wearing nothing but a leather harness. Shrugging, he order another Pina Colada.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 6:39 pm

Time is ticking down on the poll..

Get your vote in now...or in 11 mintues don't worry about voting.

The FECC will be doing the counting in 12 mintues.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 6:51 pm

The Poll is now closed.

The results will be posted in the morning.

NO RECOUNTS!

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 7:33 pm

Originally posted by Gruntboy

Chick one tongues chick two.

WK looks around and wonders how he stumbled into the "Femme2Femme" nightclub and why he's wearing nothing but a leather harness. Shrugging, he order another Pina Colada.

After downing his second Pina Colada he realizes that those girls looked familiar. Wait A MINUTE,

Chick 1 is ___________!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chick 2 is ___________!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 4:14 am

Originally posted by Aegis
And I admit Weasel is in fact one of my alter egos. Please delete it.

Hmmm...

I understand the alter-ego usually registers after the original, and, unless original tells otherwise, the alter-ego should be deleted. Since "Weasel" persona registered Nov 2000 and "Aegis" registered Dec 2000....

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 8:00 am

The results from the FECC

Finds by a margin of 87%, number two "A Noble and Just Tyrant" as the winner.

Now a word or two from the Tyrant.

"I promise to change my wicked ways and next year be the Most Vile and Evil Tyrant to ever grace this world."

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 8:41 am

Originally posted by Minerva

Hmmm...

I understand the alter-ego usually registers after the original, and, unless original tells otherwise, the alter-ego should be deleted. Since "Weasel" persona registered Nov 2000 and "Aegis" registered Dec 2000....

Well, I got bored of the Weasel profile.