Secret Diaries of the Fellowship

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Mar 21, 2002 9:44 am

OMG - ROTFLMAO.

...and I really DON'T want to know about the "Xylophone of Gondor " .....

No worries,

Beldin

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 8:43 am

Go me!
Curdis !

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 10:04 am

Is anyone else having these phrases pop up in their minds at inopportune times??

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 11:42 am

Yeah, just the other day in the disco when I was talking to a nice girl. "Sam would kill me if I try anything."

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 3:25 am

Originally posted by T'lainya
Is anyone else having these phrases pop up in their minds at inopportune times??

YEAH...with the apperance of "Which King" -> - Day 28 - still not king....

No worries....

Beldin

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 3:33 am

Where's the requisite "nobody tosses a dwarf" joke? An immense oversight, unless I missed it

EDIT: Ooh look, my 100th post. Yay me!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 3:59 am

Glad am not a hobbit...

...who is forced to blow the Horn of Gondor.

Saruman said, Horn of Gonad?

@Kameleon: Century mark in 16 months?!!!

Serious lurking there...

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 4:20 am

Lurker? Me?

I am insulted by your insinuation(well more like a straight-out declaration) and challenge you...

...to a thumb war duel

Well to tell the truth I registered this name in December 2000, posted a bit between March and April last year, and then promptly forgot(so sue me) about the varied pleasures of SYM. But I'm back. No really I am. Honest.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 4:32 am

Sam...

Originally posted by Kameleon
I am insulted by your insinuation(well more like a straight-out declaration) and challenge you...

...to a thumb war duel

...would kill you if you try anything!

A thumb?!!!! NOOOO!!!! Not that thumb! Its hurtsesssss!!!

Well to tell the truth I registered this name in December 2000, posted a bit between March and April last year, and then promptly forgot(so sue me) about the varied pleasures of SYM. But I'm back. No really I am. Honest.

Since BS is the Lord of Lurkers, I just assumed he showed you what these varied pleasures are?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 4:35 am

Re: Sam...

Originally posted by Maharlika
Since BS is the Lord of Lurkers, I just assumed he showed you what these varied pleasures are?

WHAT are you insinuating? I challenge you to a thumb war duel etc etc...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 4:45 am

Thumb Warfare?

Originally posted by Kameleon
WHAT are you insinuating? I challenge you to a thumb war duel etc etc...

Mugfest? Miniskirt-snatching? Leather-smacking?

Okay, I accept the challenge! Choose your thimble!

...and watch your back(hand). Sam is watching you...

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 4:56 am

MAKE YOUR OWN THIMBLE! in 5 easy steps

Now here we go children...

1) Take A 5-headed Flail Of Ages.
2) Choose one head in preparation for a long, drawn-out, strategic and hard-fought thummby war.
3) Draw around your thumb on a piece of corrugated cardboard so that you know what shape your thumb is. You can colour the thumb in if you want.
4) Take a pair of industrial strength scissors and cut a hole in head. If you cut a hole in your head, just leave now, please, and do the world a favour. Ask an adult's help with the cutting, as playing with sharp instruments is dangerous, kids.
5) When you have finished, you should have something that looks like...(here's one I made earlier)...this! Now I chose the poison head, but you could pick any of them, depending on how much you like to make your opponent scream.

I made the rest as well, and I am going to wear all 5 on my hands, such is the importance I ascribe to this fight for honour.

Game on!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 5:05 am

Let the THUMB-thumping begin!

...BTW for thimbles...*dons them*

...I'm using Edward-Scissorhand thimbles...

*Sam dons his thimble, The Horn of Gonad (TM by Saruman)*

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 5:09 am

Oh dear Edward Scissorhands - I seem to have forgotten all about him. This could get very messy...

*takes deep breath*
"1...2...3...4...I declare thumb war!"

Morlock · Post by **Morlock** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 5:15 am

I love Gandalf's:

Day Twenty-Five :

Do not want to go through Mines of Moria, as suspect Balrog still angry about bad date we went on back in Second Age.

Day Twenty-Six:

In Mines of Moria. Yep, Balrog still angry.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 5:26 am

Hey, watchit!!!

Originally posted by Kameleon
Oh dear Edward Scissorhands - I seem to have forgotten all about him. This could get very messy...

*takes deep breath*
"1...2...3...4...I declare thumb war!"

*blushes*

Your NOT supposed to poke your thumb there!

Take THIS! *sNiP!!!*

@Morlock: Yup, I liked that too!

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Mon May 13, 2002 12:33 am

Hmmm, you guys suck at thumb war.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon May 13, 2002 12:42 am

Bumping up old threads now