The Righteous order of SLURRS

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 12:59 am

Originally posted by Aragorn Returns
here here! -hugs a hedgehog, i actually am hugging a hedgehog right now, i have a pet hedgehog, she's very nice.

That figures...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 6:58 am

Originally posted by Aragorn Returns
here here! -hugs a hedgehog, i actually am hugging a hedgehog right now, i have a pet hedgehog, she's very nice.

Hedgehogs ? Did anybody mention Hedgehogs ?

*starts to sing*

You can bugger the bear, if you do it with care,
in the winter, when he is asleep in his lair,
Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

If you're feeling quite coarse, you can bugger the horse,
or the palfrey, the jennet, the stallion (with force),
You can bugger the donkey, the mare, or the mule,
Though to bugger the pony is needlessly cruel.
....

For the full Lyrics (with Music sheet) go to :
Hedgehog

No worries !

Beldin

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 6:55 am

check out this site I found.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Apr 08, 2002 7:55 am

The version I had of the Hedgehog song goes more like this.

"Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do
But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all creatures, you can have ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS 1:
The spines on his back are too sharp for a man
They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can
The result I think you'll find will appall:
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

Mounting a horse can often be fun
An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton
Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS 2:
The spines on his back are so awful thick
you'll end up with naught but a painful prick.
He has an impregnable hole when curled up in a ball,
Hence the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo
Will be entertaining to both her and you
Or you might try a tiger, if you have enough gall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS 1
A fish is refreshing, although a bit wet
And a cat or a dog can be more than a pet
Even a giraffe (despite being so tall)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS 2

You can manage a snake, though its poison might kill,
It's amazing how humping a camel will thrill
You can go with a snail if you slow to a crawl
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS 1
You can ravish a sloth but it would take all night
With a shark it is faster, but the darned beast might bite
We already mentioned the horse, you recall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS 2

You can roger a skunk if you can stand the smell
Or even an oyster, should he let go of his shell
A troll can be rocky if down you should fall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS 1
For slippery fun, you can cornhole an otter
Or pego a pig after parting his trotters
Or tumble a tapir, though the prospect appall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS 2

For prosimian fun, you can bugger a lemur
To bolster your name as a pervert and schemer
The lemurs cry "Frink!" as a coy mating call
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS 1
Antipodean pranks -- you can futter a wombat
Or strive with a 'roo in venereal combat
Or hump a goanna -- go on, do it all
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS 2
A moose is amusing, a squid quite confusing
Or try on a rhino if you fancy a bruising,
Or mountin' a mountain goat (careful, don't fall!)
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
CHORUS 1"

BTW, whats the verdict on potheads? Do they qualify for SLURR membership? Please be aware you may be alienating a potential member by saying no.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 8:21 am

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
Being a SLURR requires no special skills, only the ability to consume large quantities of alcohol, and what was known as spamming but shall now be known as slurring by all official members. It also requires the ability to speak incoherently and often incomprehensibly.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 8:51 am

Re: Re: The Righteous order of SLURRS

Originally posted by Eerhardt

I congratulate you Eerhardt, I don't think any of us ever thought of posting empty messages as spam

Thai Red Bull + anything = one very drunk person

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 9:00 am

@Kameleon: no sense adding anything to Abysmal's quote, now is there?

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 9:43 am

I must make my move on the day that one of those boy bands are on TRL......so basically, any day I feel froggy.

Is there something you need to tell me BS?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 9:47 am

No, I would prefer to keep my plans for the downfall of boy bands secret, lest I get beaten up by 50 pre-teen girls. That wuld be embarrasing to say the least.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 11:53 am

you'll be a matyr to our cause, o noble Bloodstalker.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 11:56 am

Noble? That's a new one.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 11:57 am

Martyr's also a new one, o selfish BS

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 11:59 am

I wouldn't mind being a martyr, but the prime qualification of being dead bothers me a little.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 12:00 pm

I'm sure we can arrange something

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 12:05 pm

I suppose I could fake my death, but I'd have to be careful, the ensuing scandal if I was discovered could really hurt the movement.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 12:05 pm

BS's dignity will be a martyred, anyway...

err... well, i assume he has some left

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 12:06 pm

Originally posted by Robnark
BS's dignity

Um, sorry I think you have the wrong person there

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 12:08 pm

I am a very dignified and classy individual. It's just that I am seldom sober enough to show it.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 12:11 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
seldom

Again, I petition for an SYM lie-detector test...

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 12:14 pm

or at least a chronic understatement detector