Thats it, DF suffer

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 11:42 pm

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Nah, I think I'll just work on my tan, instead.
How does that song go again? "Oh my island in the sun.."

Be careful @Odie - the Ozone layer is thin over thar....

No worries,

Beldin

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Apr 15, 2002 12:22 am

All the better for getting a good tan.
Besides, it's my island and I'll fry if I want to, fry if I want to...

CM · Post by CM » Mon Apr 15, 2002 2:18 am

I am off for the weekend and everybody starts hugging me!!
What is wrong with this world?
Can you just leave a man in peace???

Now first of all thanks to craig for the spike armor, to bad it was destroyed 3 times.
Dang spammers got anything better to do than destory perfectly good armor!

*dons 1000% anti-darflame armor*

He's driven by a deep need to have as much female attention as will be given.

Viv, why would i want female attention?
And stop hugging me?
Also when was the last time any female got me some tea???
It never happened!
Sad thing as well!

AN, you shall suffer and you jealous or something?
If you are take my place!!!
*wedgies AN for his comments*

And i am not stapling no animals to my body.
That would just make viv come after me more often!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 9:37 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Actually, it was all an attempt to get rid of Guy Smiley. You have been made an unwitting pawn of my terrible plan to...well, get rid of Guy Smiley. Ta.

@CM-Try stapling some of AR's hedgehogs to your armor. That should hold Viv off for a while...

You know me so well

AN: Thanks! I appreciate the help. Quick question, where on earth did all the fluffy bunnies come from, and how do I make that happen irl??

Georgi: Thanks oh hero

CM:

First of all, we are still in debate about you being a man, so why should women serve you in any way??

If you WERE in fact a man, that chance of getting served of course drops to zero, so count yourself lucky.

*waits for CM to start gathering animals around himself, thus betraying his words of denial*

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 1:52 pm

Bunnies are like vultures, they smell cuteness, and since CM is just so huggable, and so many people want to give hugs, those cute little fluffy wuffies just like to bounce and play all around him, now me I am afraid of bunnies, because as anyone who has see that famous movie British movie Monty python's camelot or king arthur, whatever you know what I am talking about, anyway as anyone knows bunnies are very very dangerous and only the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is capable of destroying them.

Even my fire breathing avatar is afraid of them, eeeeek more bunnies, run away, run away.

AN winces in pain as he recieves the wedgie, but cackles loudly as he sees Viv and several carnivorous bunnies sneak up behind CM. They devour his dark flame armor, leaving dear CM opens to Viv's ferocious cutesy fluffy wuffy hugs.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 2:18 pm

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
Bunnies are like vultures, they smell cuteness, and since CM is just so huggable, and so many people want to give hugs, those cute little fluffy wuffies just like to bounce and play all around him, now me I am afraid of bunnies, because as anyone who has see that famous movie British movie Monty python's camelot or king arthur, whatever you know what I am talking about, anyway as anyone knows bunnies are very very dangerous and only the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is capable of destroying them.

Big pointy teeth?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 2:56 pm

Originally posted by AbysmalNature
Bunnies are like vultures, they smell cuteness, and since CM is just so huggable, and so many people want to give hugs, those cute little fluffy wuffies just like to bounce and play all around him, now me I am afraid of bunnies, because as anyone who has see that famous movie British movie Monty python's camelot or king arthur, whatever you know what I am talking about, anyway as anyone knows bunnies are very very dangerous and only the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is capable of destroying them.

Even my fire breathing avatar is afraid of them, eeeeek more bunnies, run away, run away.

AN winces in pain as he recieves the wedgie, but cackles loudly as he sees Viv and several carnivorous bunnies sneak up behind CM. They devour his dark flame armor, leaving dear CM opens to Viv's ferocious cutesy fluffy wuffy hugs.

Of course I'm a Holy Grail fan, why else get pet bunnies??

(I keep hoping Edwin will realize his full attack potential, but all he seems to do is run really fast and evade people trying to put him back in his cage.

)

several carnivorous bunnies sneak up behind CM. They devour his dark flame armor, leaving dear CM opens to Viv's ferocious cutesy fluffy wuffy hugs.

First of all, it is true that rabbits eat anything...poor CM.

Flurry Wuffy??? That's like Ysh's nickname (what was that again?) Huggy Wuggy??

*hug*

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 3:00 pm

Originally posted by Vivien

Flurry Wuffy??? That's like Ysh's nickname (what was that again?) Huggy Wuggy??

*hug*

Stop it now!! that is fighting talk

Kid was cruising for a bruising, and my bear hugs should not be reckoned lightly!!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 3:24 pm

Originally posted by Yshania

Stop it now!! that is fighting talk Kid was cruising for a bruising, and my bear hugs should not be reckoned lightly!!

Ooh!

Are you going to wear the princess barbie costume for this fight?? Can I buy tickets??

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 3:45 pm

ask BS - he is the ticket master

Originally posted by Vivien

Ooh!

Are you going to wear the princess barbie costume for this fight?? Can I buy tickets??

If it is enough to convince you that I am hard enough to not need to look it!!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Apr 16, 2002 12:39 am

Dang that armor gone.
No problem i got more here somewhere, if i could only find the stuff.
Ok now i am no longer a chauvinist as long as you stop hugging me!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Apr 16, 2002 6:36 am

Please don't stop being a chauvinist, we all want to see Ysh in her princess barbie costume!

AbysmalNature · Post by **AbysmalNature** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 6:53 am

Here I'll help by saying this chauvinist statement, it should enliven you do you know what a true woman's place should be,
women should be barefoot pregnant and in the kitchen cooking dinner for a man, while he brings home the bacon and sips beer and watches the Superbowl on Sunday, and of course gets his feet rubbed if he is sore for the day, and if he wants gets tea served to him, that special imported kind from India. If the kids are crying of course, it's the mom's duty to take care of them while sparing the husband from a large amount of stress.

Now the flames begin, hopefully anyway, I wonder if any ladies would be offended, now me my one ambition is to be a house husband, stay home watch Opera, cook, occasionally clean, maybe play some Video games, then when my wife gets home, I'll say how was your day dear, you know the usual pleasantries, then on to bed, then wake up the next morning, restart the cycle.

Please CM don't stop being a Woman hater, you are a inspiration to all of us lesser men, fight those cutesy wutsey, fluffy, wuffy, hugs, don't trust those Dark Flame woman for they are conniving and evil, and want to take away your manhood by continually hugging you, and above all watch out for those damn blasted bunnies, here take this it should help with those.

AN gives the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch to CM.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Apr 16, 2002 6:55 am

Ok fine i am chauvinist once again!
See i blow with the wind and try to keep my place here!

*wholes up in a small cave away from the world to get away from all the hugging*

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 12:59 pm

Originally posted by CM
Ok fine i am chauvinist once again!
See i blow wind and try to keep my place here!
i]

Yes, you do blow a lot of wind, CM.

lights some incense

That's better. We can breathe now.

gives CM a big hug and a little Beano

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 2:41 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali

a little Beano

Too bad that fellow in Holland didn't take any Beano.

CM · Post by CM » Wed Apr 17, 2002 2:58 am

Can some one please tell me why you women keep hugging me?
If i say i like the hugs would that make you stop?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 3:03 am

Man, I would kill for your problems. I try to get women to hug me but am usually rewarded with a spray of mace to the eyes.

Fortunately I think I’m starting to build up an immunity to it.

CM · Post by CM » Wed Apr 17, 2002 3:08 am

Hey be my guest.
Take my place.
We both would be happy then!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 3:13 am

You heard him! Come and get it ladies!