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Maybe it's because Kayless is part Muppet, whereas Frogus isn't :) .
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Maybe I should have started a "Kermit is my Dad" topic instead. Image Image
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I have had enough of this defamatory slander. I am going to go and find undeniable photographic evidence that my sexual organ is mono-sexual and decidedly singular...back in a minute *stomps off*
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Frogus, please don't! *Shudder* Image Image
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alright...I've got the proof. My sexual organ is singualr. There is only one. Now leave me alone you pervy hobbit fanciers...
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LMAO!!!
Now that is one funny looking sexual organ! :p
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Originally posted by frogus
alright...I've got the proof. My sexual organ is singualr. There is only one. Now leave me alone you pervy hobbit fanciers...
Wow! It's so... big! Image Image
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Kayless that is what will happen to you if you go to CA!
That's why I'm sticking to my northern home. Image
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Great organ there!

Now THAT's one mighty big organ! :D I wonder if beavers like playing with it... :rolleyes:

...since the organ is made of wood, you gotta be careful when beavers come near it, froggy. I heard that they chew wood efficiently. :D

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I was just wondering if that is the size of your organ, how mutated in size are you? :p
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Re: Great organ there!
Originally posted by Maharlika
Now THAT's one mighty big organ! :D I wonder if beavers like playing with it... :rolleyes:

...since the organ is made of wood, you gotta be careful when beavers come near it, froggy. I heard that they chew wood efficiently. :D

I'll have you know that that sexual organ's 100% man-meat, lampshade boy! :D :) ;)
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Wait for what?
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The immanent Giant Frogus attack I'm guessing.
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Originally posted by Kayless
The immanent Giant Frogus attack I'm guessing.
And then his mighty organ will fall on him and voila:
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No worries, we'll resurrect him ;) :D

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Once we've glued him together, at least :D
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GLUE ? What happened to good ole' stapling ?
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*once again, frogus slides to knees and rips off shirt in a smooth movement*
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Originally posted by frogus
*once again, frogus slides to knees and rips off shirt in a smooth movement*
TAKE MY BLOOD!
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You're late, we already DID that...now we're trying to put you back together...

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No worries,we're nearly done...

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The trouble with staples is that as soon as he goes to the fridge the magnets will get him. Hmm, maybe we should stick to duct tape instead...
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Forget glue, staples or duct tape.
I say we use hot boiling tar to put his body together! :p
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Stitching with two big bolts.

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