Help me!!! I want to be EVIIIIIIIIIL!!!

the Elfstone · Post by **the Elfstone** » Fri May 04, 2001 12:17 pm

Scott: “Why’d you leave me?”
Dr. Evil: “Scott, you’re just not Evil enough. You’re the margarine of Evil. The Diet Coke of Evil, just one calorie, not quite Evil enough.”

That’s me, I’m Scott. I’m playing through the third time as an Evil character. I’m putting together The Evil party (Korgan, Edwin, Viconia, Jan, and Sarevok once ToB comes out), but so far I just don’t feel EVIIIIIL enough. Here’s what I’ve done so far: I left Minsc a captive of the Dryads in the opening dungeon when I refused to help them, I turned the slaves in the Copper Coronet in to Lehtinan, and I murdered some wizard as a part of the Renal Bloodscalp quest. Here are a few of the other Evil things I want to do that I’ve read about:
Join Bohdi’s Guild
Poison the Shadow Druid grove outside Trademeet
Help the King crush the rebels in the Sahaugin City
Betray the Silver Dragon in the Underdark
Get the Human Flesh Armour
Kill Drizzt (kind of pointless since you cant keep his stuff like in BGI)

So what else? What else can I do to be truly EVIIIIIL??? I’m talking about the big stuff here, not stealing from merchants and killing indiscriminately, I’m talking about the stuff that separates the Evil Men from the Evil Boys.

Scott: “I like animals, maybe I can be a Veterinarian”
Dr. Evil: “An EVIIIIIIL Veterinarian?”
Scott: “No, just a Veterinarian. Or maybe I could open a petting zoo.”
Dr. Evil: “An EVIIIIIL petting zoo?”
Scott: “No, just a petting zoo. YOU ALWAYS DO THAT”

rapier · Post by **rapier** » Fri May 04, 2001 12:21 pm

Hehehe...Well, you can also work for Firkraag, fu...sleep with Phaere while romancing Viconia...

The_Pope · Post by **The_Pope** » Fri May 04, 2001 12:29 pm

In Trademeet, side with one family to get the tomb key, go find the Mantle of Waukeen, and give it to the other family.

the Elfstone · Post by **the Elfstone** » Fri May 04, 2001 12:33 pm

Can you actually do anything for Firkaag? I'm not talking about stuff to do in theory, I mean things you can actually do in the game, like what the Pope wrote (although that's not really EVIIIIL. its wrong. but not EVIIIIIL).

rapier · Post by **rapier** » Fri May 04, 2001 12:39 pm

Originally posted by The_Pope:
In Trademeet, side with one family to get the tomb key, go find the Mantle of Waukeen, and give it to the other family.

Yeah, and you even get an Elven Chain for bein EEEEEEVIL...

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri May 04, 2001 1:01 pm

summon a pit fiend in athkatala

Angelus · Post by **Angelus** » Fri May 04, 2001 1:29 pm

Yes, you can work for Firkraag.

Another thing you might do is to kill Valygar, Soulafain, the gnome patrol in the UD, in short all the people that you are hired to kill but can be talked out of it.

White Rabbit · Post by **White Rabbit** » Fri May 04, 2001 1:35 pm

Have Keldorn beat down his own family with his fists, then have him cut their throats with a knife.

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Kill the husband of the halfling that lost her son (the one with the little bear). Now she will have lost her entire family!

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Fickraag will ask you to steal some stuff from that guy who's daughter was taken.

the Elfstone · Post by **the Elfstone** » Fri May 04, 2001 1:49 pm

If I shag Phaere, wont that disrupt the Visconia romance? I remember trying it in a save game the first time when I was romancing aerie and she freaked.
women.
I like the idea of working for Firkaag, then turning on him for that dragon exp and armor, that something an EVIIIIIL character would do.
This is good stuff, keep it coming...

White Rabbit · Post by **White Rabbit** » Fri May 04, 2001 2:20 pm

When I was playing a solo, evil, sorcerer I collected all the NPCs and turned them to stone in my planar sphere. After I was done I had a lovely statue collection.

you can also leave Imeon at Neb's place and sleep with the prostitutes when you're romancing somebody. Anomen's response should be fairly funny.

Bruce Lee · Post by **Bruce Lee** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:53 pm

Originally posted by White Rabbit:
When I was playing a solo, evil, sorcerer I collected all the NPCs and turned them to stone in my planar sphere. After I was done I had a lovely statue collection.

you can also leave Imeon at Neb's place and sleep with the prostitutes when you're romancing somebody. Anomen's response should be fairly funny.

Hahahahaha thats the best one one!!
What is that anout poison the druid grove?

the Elfstone · Post by **the Elfstone** » Fri May 04, 2001 4:00 pm

I saw it over at IGN.com in their BGII game guide. It said that a halfling will ask you to poison the Grove. Don't know if its true or not, I haven't gone there with my Evil party yet.

the Elfstone · Post by **the Elfstone** » Fri May 04, 2001 4:07 pm

Just did a quick search and someone mentioned it on this board before, topic is "Druid's Font"( I don't know how to insert the link)

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Fri May 04, 2001 4:07 pm

There is something I would like to ad.

On the bridge district during the "skinner murders" quest a boy say something about Ms. Cragmoor being a wich, if you go to there and ask about that she will say that she is a mage, you could turn her in to Aegisfield (you will get a -1 reputation, that is the only quest that I seen that lowers the reputation), also you could say to him about the tammer before comfronting the tammer, he will end up dead (you will find his body in the 2nd level, in that container next to the stairs that leads to the 3rd level) and you can give his body to that guy in the goverment building.

Bruce Lee · Post by **Bruce Lee** » Fri May 04, 2001 4:25 pm

Cool I didn't know about those things. I have always done the same thing almost, I guess I have to explore those dialogues a bit more.

Dúnadan · Post by **Dúnadan** » Fri May 04, 2001 4:44 pm

Originally posted by craig:
summon a pit fiend in athkatala

Killing innocents is evil? Nonsense. Chaotic good. When I see a poor, hungry bum, I chunk him because I know as a dead man he will never be hungry again. As for smart mouth nobles, I just assume that their sarcasm is there to cover up their own unhappiness and lack of self-esteem so I chunk them too. And the poor shadow thieves, being social outcasts and all --- chunked. No drow should have to live with being hated --- chunked. Commoners have such boring lives --- chunked. Paladins must suffer through life with such anger in them for all the evil they see --- chunked. Priests just need the opportunity to meet their gods --- chunked. Adventurers are bored since I already performed all the quests there are to perform --- chunked. All the remaining people are lonely since I killed everyone else, so I chunk them too. I definitely see myself as chaotic good. I really spread the love.

Oh man, I forgot those cowled wizard bastards. They prevent others from casting spells because they have such jealousy of the cool powers that priests get and they selfishly hoard the powers that mages have. This leaves them constantly paranoid that someone may be stronger than they are so they definitely get chunked. And the poor druids, always so upset about the poor treatment of nature --- they definitely get chunked since this allows them to fertilize the lands in death and thus do more good then they ever could in life. I love being chaotic good.

Nick_Dude · Post by **Nick_Dude** » Fri May 04, 2001 5:36 pm

LMAO!

edguy · Post by **edguy** » Sat May 05, 2001 3:31 am

During the De'Arnise Stronghold quest you have the opportunity to tax the peasants until they finally decide to end your reign of terror by storming the keep and throwing you out. Now getting thrown out is quite close to mere stupidity, so keep taxing them until they've just about had it with you. Muahahaha!!!

And of course, there are quite a few other naught things that you can do during the Stronghold quests..

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat May 05, 2001 4:02 am

Kill Valygar(Let him join your party then kill him

) when you meet him in his cabin,use his body to open the planar sphere door,without entering the sphere,give his body to the Cowled Wizard(lowers your reputation

).Theoretically,you'll be able to get 2 ring of the ram since the wizard will reward you with one,and he'll most probably show up again when you enter the sphere (haven't had the time to try this though

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The_Pope · Post by **The_Pope** » Sat May 05, 2001 6:51 am

Cast a spell in Athkatla to make the Cowled Wizards appear. This should piss you off. Time for a payback.
Go to the Council building. Cast Protection from Evil 10' Radius, and then Gate. Strangely enough, they won't say anything about it, since you're casting inside. Now watch the Pit Fiend devour them.

Poison the magistrate.

(using the spell Poison)

Charm some people and let 'em duke it out.

Let Minsc attack squirrels.

Free Imoen. Then kill her for wasting your time.

Cast Cloudkill in the Most Noble Order of the Radiant Heart.

Have Aerie cast Lightning Bolt in a small dungeon passage and witness a true pingpong miracle, also known as the electric chair, without a chair.

In Mae'Var's guild, charm Anishai and have her "disarm" the traps.

Annihilate Ust Natha. Oh yeah, leave a witness... but first injure him a little.

In Nalia's Keep, where you find Nalia's father, or at his funeral, you might want to give the old geezer a memorial. Have his daughter read a Cursed Scroll of Petrification.

When Neeber asks "Do you have to study spells? Can I see one?", cast Call Lightning.

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