The Old Banshee

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu May 02, 2002 5:24 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** puts on a safety mask ** Natural Born Deejays: "Today's a good day to die"?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu May 02, 2002 5:27 am

Beldin:

**shouts in the direction of the lab**

"BURN" - by Deep Purple !

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu May 02, 2002 5:31 am

Eerhardt answered first **Puts Natural Born Deejays and Deep Purple in CD turntable, starts playing Natural Born Deejays** Once the CD's over it'll move on to Deep Purple.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu May 02, 2002 5:48 am

Beldin:

OK, no worries !

**gets out of the tub, refills his BS-sized pint with beer and adds a drop of E.S.S. for more flavour**

As I always say:
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. ... [Dave Barry's "Bad Habits" ]

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu May 02, 2002 5:48 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Way to go, Ode

! ** directs the flame of the blowtorch towards the fluorescent mixture on the experimenting table, which instantly starts to boil, while hearing the words starting CPR in the background ** Ode, once the mixture turns red, you blast it with the portable shinethrower, ok?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu May 02, 2002 5:57 am

I've been wanting to try out that pilot flame. **Draws from joint, goes to gun turret and takes aim at mixture**

@Beldin, is there anything that doesn't go well with pizza?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu May 02, 2002 6:01 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** Once the mixture turns red, Eerhardt signals Ode to blast it... ** Go, Ode! **... right before making a Max Payne-style backward dodge in bullet time **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu May 02, 2002 6:07 am

Ode

**Fires a long salvo of shine at mixture. As the shine leaves the gun barrel it is ignited by the pilot flame, to Ode's great relief. Once the smoke dissipates everything is still intact**

Whew **Takes a long pull from joint, goes down to try the new mixture**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu May 02, 2002 6:12 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** takes off his safety mask, lights a joint and pours 3 glasses of the new mixture ** Here you go, Ode ** shouts to Beldin ** Yo, Beldin, mate, wanna try some of this?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu May 02, 2002 6:15 am

Beldin:

**comes down to the lab so fast he nearly meets himself on his way back out**

**takes glass**

Cheers !

**downs half of it**

Mwaaaahhhh !

**downs the rest and waits for the side effects to set in**

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu May 02, 2002 6:48 am

Game of pool, anyone? **Drinks new mixture, retracts ladder to gun turret on 2nd attempt**I like it!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu May 02, 2002 6:55 am

the actions of Eerhardt

With the snooker championships in Great Britain, I'm up for a game of pool! ** downs his glass, makes his way up the stairs and racks up the balls **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu May 02, 2002 7:03 am

You can break. I'll just wait for the floor to stop spinning before I start. **Smokes the last of the joint**

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu May 02, 2002 7:03 am

Beldin:

I'll just watch from the sidelines.....Pool is just the game for watching while smoking a little apricot-flavoured joint...

**lights up a joint and sits down with a pint in his hand**

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu May 02, 2002 7:10 am

Ode

I thought we were out of the apricot-flavoured pot! Be back in a minute. **Investigates the truck cab in search of more apricot-flavoured goodness**

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu May 02, 2002 7:15 am

Beldin:

Calm down Ode....I've just cut the pot with some apricot peelings...and the tobacco with some apricot brandy...

**draws from his joint and holds his breath for some time before exhaling**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu May 02, 2002 7:16 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** takes the break, in spite of the fact that he can't make out any numbers or colors and pockets 4 balls in each corner ** I wonder what the former proprietor of the Old Banshee is up to? Anybody heard from him?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu May 02, 2002 7:19 am

Beldin:

Nippy ? Haven't heard a thing from him since he offered some pictures of his girlfriend in the tub....maybe she caught him and -ahem - finished him....

**gets 3 E.C.H.C.s from the bar and hands one to each of his mates**

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu May 02, 2002 7:22 am

Re: Beldin:

Originally posted by Beldin
Calm down Ode....I've just cut the pot with some apricot peelings...and the tobacco with some apricot brandy...

**draws from his joint and holds his breath for some time before exhaling**

It doesn't work, I've tried it in RL. All it does is make a weird smell when you light up. Ah, well, no worries (copyright@Beldin). **Takes a shot**

EDIT-Ta, Beldin. **SLURRs his way into the pint**.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu May 02, 2002 7:26 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Beldin
Nippy ? Haven't heard a thing from him since he offered some pictures of his girlfriend in the tub....maybe she caught him and -ahem - finished him....

**gets 3 E.C.H.C.s from the bar and hands one to each of his mates**

** takes the E.C.H.C. from Beldin and takes a drink ** maybe we should start an "In memoriam" thread for Nippy... then again, we could just stay put, drink to his parting and recollect memories

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